Current Events > Hypothetical: Aliens arrive and totally call you out during first contact.

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UnfairRepresent 11/11/17 4:17:48 PM #1:	They come to Earth, meet with world leaders and say: "We don't want war but are not coming for peace, we're coming for competition. We learned long ago that sport or contests is just a mental substitute for war with no casualities. Now we travel the cosmos and challenge each planet's greatest athletes to their greatest contests and beat them all. We want to face Earth's champions, climb against the best climbers, race against Earth's faster, battle Earth's strongest fighters. We want competition in all things. However we emphasize that we want our best to take on Planet Earth's best, not wimpy pathetic losers like [Your Full Name] who have no life and mean nothing. We want to challenge Earthlings who actually matter." How would you react? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:890197871] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>They come to Earth, meet with world leaders and say: "We don't want war but are not coming for peace, we're coming for competition. We learned long ago that sport or contests is just a mental substitute for war with no casualities. Now we travel the cosmos and challenge each planet's greatest athletes to their greatest contests and beat them all. We want to face Earth's champions, climb against the best climbers, race against Earth's faster, battle Earth's strongest fighters. We want competition in all things. However we emphasize that we want our best to take on Planet Earth's best, not wimpy pathetic losers like [Your Full Name] who have no life and mean nothing. We want to challenge Earthlings who actually matter." How would you react?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Azarias 11/11/17 4:20:39 PM #3:	"Hey, I resemble that remark!" Is what I would say --- People are prone to dying. <cite>Azarias posted [p:890198010] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>"Hey, I resemble that remark!" Is what I would say</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/11/17 4:21:36 PM #4:	byron posted... I'm sure a lot of people have the same full name as me so no big deal. They show a picture of you as they say it. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:890198060] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote><cite>byron posted...</cite> <quote>I'm sure a lot of people have the same full name as me so no big deal.</quote> They show a picture of you as they say it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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1NfamousACE_2 11/11/17 4:23:35 PM #6:	Kill them all --- New signature needed, acquire within from management <cite>1NfamousACE_2 posted [p:890198163] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>Kill them all</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/11/17 4:31:52 PM #7:	byron posted... You can't change it bro. I didn't. byron posted... Besides if they have a picture of me then they stalk me so I must be doing something right. Something right as being an examplar of human failure to aliens? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:890198500] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote><cite>byron posted...</cite> <quote> You can't change it bro.</quote> I didn't. <cite>byron posted...</cite> <quote> Besides if they have a picture of me then they stalk me so I must be doing something right.</quote> Something right as being an examplar of human failure to aliens?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 11/11/17 4:33:56 PM #8:	I'll challenge them to a Pokemon battle on my 3ds --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:890198604] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>I'll challenge them to a Pokemon battle on my 3ds</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mal_Fet 11/11/17 4:35:47 PM #9:	I challenge the leader to a rap battle --- Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. -George Orwell <cite>Mal_Fet posted [p:890198686] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>I challenge the leader to a rap battle</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 11/11/17 4:36:15 PM #10:	I've long thought that Unfair is an alien that's poorly imitating mankind and he hates me, so it wouldn't surprise me if they called me out. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:890198706] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>I've long thought that Unfair is an alien that's poorly imitating mankind and he hates me, so it wouldn't surprise me if they called me out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 11/11/17 4:39:41 PM #13:	I would attack them, and take their ship. then go to their homeworld and destroy it screaming the entire time about "now who matters????!!!!!" <cite>Zikten posted [p:890198847] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>I would attack them, and take their ship. then go to their homeworld and destroy it screaming the entire time about "now who matters????!!!!!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 11/11/17 4:41:30 PM #14:	Fair. You got me --- http://i.imgur.com/BGbZK.gif <cite>Funkydog posted [p:890198939] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>Fair. You got me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xelltrix 11/11/17 4:43:43 PM #15:	Free publicity. --- Reading this post may induce one or more of the following: Nausea / Butt-Hurt / Lulz / UM? Syndrome / Angst / Diarrhea <cite>Xelltrix posted [p:890199039] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>Free publicity.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DragonPick 11/11/17 4:43:51 PM #16:	I introduce them to our most violent of professional sports: Boxing, Hockey, sword fighting, Professional Wrestling,Cricket, Amateur Wrestling, Mixed Martial Arts, Intermediate wrestling, and I convince them into believing that victory is gained by death. Therefore I either start a war with the aliens or I get them to back down. If they want war, then us humans will lie and cheat in order to kill them all off by subtly changing the rules to better fit our species. --- DragonPick! - All this time and still not playing runescape <cite>DragonPick posted [p:890199046] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>I introduce them to our most violent of professional sports: Boxing, Hockey, sword fighting, Professional Wrestling,Cricket, Amateur Wrestling, Mixed Martial Arts, Intermediate wrestling, and I convince them into believing that victory is gained by death. Therefore I either start a war with the aliens or I get them to back down. If they want war, then us humans will lie and cheat in order to kill them all off by subtly changing the rules to better fit our species.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 11/11/17 4:45:45 PM #17:	"Hey!" That's about it. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:Paters1 IGN:SuperPattyCakes <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:890199135] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>"Hey!" That's about it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 11/11/17 4:46:30 PM #18:	I milk it for all its worth. I go to Vince McMahon, say Vince, I am 6'6". I am a former athlete. I want you to train me and use my image to the fullest extent of your imagination with me calling out the aliens on Raw. --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:890199173] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>I milk it for all its worth. I go to Vince McMahon, say Vince, I am 6'6". I am a former athlete. I want you to train me and use my image to the fullest extent of your imagination with me calling out the aliens on Raw.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Itachi157 11/11/17 4:50:15 PM #19:	I'd probably just laugh <cite>Itachi157 posted [p:890199356] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>I'd probably just laugh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/11/17 5:11:16 PM #20:	byron posted... Yeah you never said they had a picture in the OP. I never said they didn't either. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:890200357] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote><cite>byron posted...</cite> <quote> Yeah you never said they had a picture in the OP.</quote> I never said they didn't either.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 11/11/17 5:15:08 PM #21:	I would say to them As the great Batiatus once said words fall from your mouth like shit from ass then smile. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:890200541] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>I would say to them As the great Batiatus once said words fall from your mouth like shit from ass then smile.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BignutzisBack 11/11/17 5:15:36 PM #22:	I would tell them I would crush them in Tecmo Super Bowl --- http://i.imgur.com/plA0Vg9.gif http://i.minus.com/iluvk8aR4mzC8.gif <cite>BignutzisBack posted [p:890200566] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>I would tell them I would crush them in Tecmo Super Bowl</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 11/11/17 5:16:30 PM #23:	UnfairRepresent posted... byron posted... Yeah you never said they had a picture in the OP. I never said they didn't either. Unfair summed up in one post. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:890200609] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>byron posted...</cite> <quote> Yeah you never said they had a picture in the OP.</quote> I never said they didn't either.</quote> Unfair summed up in one post.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/11/17 5:19:03 PM #24:	pegusus123456 posted... UnfairRepresent posted... byron posted... Yeah you never said they had a picture in the OP. I never said they didn't either. Unfair summed up in one post. That's two posts. God you're so desperate for attention that don't even look at what you're saying when you fail to make a quip. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:890200727] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>byron posted...</cite> <quote> Yeah you never said they had a picture in the OP.</quote> I never said they didn't either.</quote> Unfair summed up in one post.</quote> That's two posts. God you're so desperate for attention that don't even look at what you're saying when you fail to make a quip.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DragonPick 11/11/17 5:23:11 PM #25:	UnfairRepresent posted... pegusus123456 posted... UnfairRepresent posted... byron posted... Yeah you never said they had a picture in the OP. I never said they didn't either. Unfair summed up in one post. That's two posts. God you're so desperate for attention that don't even look at what you're saying when you fail to make a quip. I want you guys to argue about if this counts as two posts or one post quoting another, please. --- DragonPick! - All this time and still not playing runescape <cite>DragonPick posted [p:890200936] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>byron posted...</cite> <quote> Yeah you never said they had a picture in the OP.</quote> I never said they didn't either.</quote> Unfair summed up in one post.</quote> That's two posts. God you're so desperate for attention that don't even look at what you're saying when you fail to make a quip.</quote> I want you guys to argue about if this counts as two posts or one post quoting another, please.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 11/11/17 5:25:23 PM #27:	byron posted... UnfairRepresent posted... byron posted... Yeah you never said they had a picture in the OP. I never said they didn't either. You told the scenario and didn't say there were pictures. Topic fail. The scenario mentioned what they said since that what seemed important. That doesn't preclude anything else. They could have been masturbating while riding 4x4s as they said it. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:890201038] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote><cite>byron posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>byron posted...</cite> <quote> Yeah you never said they had a picture in the OP.</quote> I never said they didn't either.</quote> You told the scenario and didn't say there were pictures. Topic fail.</quote> The scenario mentioned what they said since that what seemed important. That doesn't preclude anything else. They could have been masturbating while riding 4x4s as they said it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 11/11/17 5:32:47 PM #29:	How is it backpedaling? Backpedalling would be saying it wasn't first contact and they never said what I quoted. You're just arguing for the sake of arguing it's weird. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:890201377] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>How is it backpedaling? Backpedalling would be saying it wasn't first contact and they never said what I quoted. You're just arguing for the sake of arguing it's weird.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim Kusanagi 11/11/17 5:34:56 PM #30:	Mal_Fet posted... I challenge the leader to a rap battle Point proven TC --- Live to train. Train to fight. Fight to live. When you retire, think only on fighting. Take me away, I don't mind, but you better promise I'll be back in time! <cite>Kim Kusanagi posted [p:890201485] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mal_Fet posted...</cite> <quote>I challenge the leader to a rap battle</quote> Point proven TC</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 11/11/17 5:50:44 PM #32:	You're right and correct about everything ever. Now find a way to argue against that. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:890202329] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>You're right and correct about everything ever. Now find a way to argue against that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xelltrix 11/11/17 5:54:22 PM #33:	Bold move, Cotton. --- Reading this post may induce one or more of the following: Nausea / Butt-Hurt / Lulz / UM? Syndrome / Angst / Diarrhea <cite>Xelltrix posted [p:890202526] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>Bold move, Cotton.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 11/11/17 5:57:27 PM #35:	byron posted... I don't want to argue. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:890202683] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote><cite>byron posted...</cite> <quote> I don't want to argue.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stagmar 11/11/17 5:57:59 PM #36:	"Yup" --- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. <cite>Stagmar posted [p:890202715] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>"Yup"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unknown5uspect 11/11/17 6:02:07 PM #37:	I'd just be like, "Damn that's fucked up." Shrug. Then go on about my business. <cite>Unknown5uspect posted [p:890202955] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>I'd just be like, "Damn that's fucked up." Shrug. Then go on about my business.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 11/11/17 6:04:45 PM #38:	One of the best topics in a long time --- http://i.imgur.com/iwo6yR9.jpg http://i.imgur.com/uqXNtk6.jpg <cite>Doe posted [p:890203113] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>One of the best topics in a long time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 11/11/17 6:34:40 PM #40:	Doe posted... One of the best topics in a long time Thank you --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:890204679] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote><cite>Doe posted...</cite> <quote>One of the best topics in a long time</quote> Thank you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/12/17 3:20:07 AM #41:	Zikten posted... I would attack them, and take their ship. then go to their homeworld and destroy it screaming the entire time about "now who matters????!!!!!" So genocide? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:890229605] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>I would attack them, and take their ship. then go to their homeworld and destroy it screaming the entire time about "now who matters????!!!!!"</quote> So genocide?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/13/17 3:55:01 AM #42:	Zikten posted... I would attack them, and take their ship. then go to their homeworld and destroy it screaming the entire time about "now who matters????!!!!!" So genocide ? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:890290823] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>I would attack them, and take their ship. then go to their homeworld and destroy it screaming the entire time about "now who matters????!!!!!"</quote> So genocide ?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 11/13/17 5:06:21 AM #43:	Did you delete your post and repost the same thing instead of bumping --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:890292172] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>Did you delete your post and repost the same thing instead of bumping</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/14/17 4:44:25 AM #44:	No --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:890357292] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>No</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/16/17 2:36:52 AM #45:	bump --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:890485398] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Back_Stabbath 11/16/17 3:18:32 AM #46:	pegusus123456 posted... Did you delete your post and repost the same thing instead of bumping nah bro he whacked the question mark on a second line lol --- https://i.imgur.com/Iv5fRLt.gif <cite>Back_Stabbath posted [p:890486356] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote>Did you delete your post and repost the same thing instead of bumping</quote> nah bro he whacked the question mark on a second line lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 11/16/17 4:44:32 AM #47:	I don't give a fuck what people think about me, why would aliens matter? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:890488180] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>I don't give a fuck what people think about me, why would aliens matter?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Near_ 11/16/17 4:46:43 AM #48:	tell them to 1v1 me on smash --- https://i.imgur.com/WyFIJkF.gif This is America, where a lying, cheating degenerate can prosper. <cite>_Near_ posted [p:890488220] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote>tell them to 1v1 me on smash</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/17/17 3:50:20 PM #49:	synth_real posted... I don't give a fuck what people think about me, why would aliens matter? Because aliens existing would be a big deal --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:890580995] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote><cite>synth_real posted...</cite> <quote>I don't give a fuck what people think about me, why would aliens matter?</quote> Because aliens existing would be a big deal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy 11/17/17 4:01:56 PM #50:	UnfairRepresent posted... pegusus123456 posted... UnfairRepresent posted... byron posted... Yeah you never said they had a picture in the OP. I never said they didn't either. Unfair summed up in one post. That's two posts. Unfair summed up in two posts --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:890581695] in Hypothetic... [t:75980555]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>byron posted...</cite> <quote> Yeah you never said they had a picture in the OP.</quote> I never said they didn't either.</quote> Unfair summed up in one post.</quote> That's two posts. </quote> Unfair summed up in two posts</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Hypothetical: Aliens arrive and totally call you out during first contact. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Hypothetical: Aliens arrive and totally call you out during first contact.