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Kamala_Harris
11/09/17 6:52:03 PM
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Old College friend is coming over to visit. She asks, "where are your biscuits?"

"Huh?"

"You know, when someone comes over, you should have an array of snacks, like biscuits, to offer them".

"He's not coming over for biscuits"

"Then what will you offer him?"

"I got some homebrew".

Two days later she says.....

"Anyone who doesn't have biscuits doesn't respect friends and family" and breaks up with me.

i feel like if i even tried to explain this to anyone they'd just say she was a boner and to get over it but it's really driving me insane >_<
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GODTIER
11/09/17 6:52:56 PM
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She wit a man that keeps biscuits in the fridge now
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Gunpo
11/09/17 6:53:11 PM
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You should've gotten those red lobster cheeses biscuits
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giantblimpN7
11/09/17 6:54:17 PM
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voldothegr8
11/09/17 6:54:33 PM
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She's right, you uncivilized barbarian
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Corrupt_Power
11/09/17 6:54:39 PM
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Sounds like a shitty excuse she came up with to bail
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Freddie_Mercury
11/09/17 6:55:25 PM
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did she give u a bonner
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BlackHorse6969
11/09/17 6:55:44 PM
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wtf? biscuits? are you british or what?
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r4X0r
11/09/17 6:57:09 PM
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If the biscuits were that important to her, why didn't she drive over and BUY SOME BISCUITS?
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gmanthebest
11/09/17 6:57:14 PM
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Corrupt_Power posted...
Sounds like a shitty excuse she came up with to bail

This. You should put food out if it's a special visit. But bros coming over, I'll get them something if they ask for food, but not leave stuff out for them.
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r4X0r
11/09/17 6:57:48 PM
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BlackHorse6969 posted...
wtf? biscuits? are you british or what?


It may comes as a shock to you, but there are people from countries all over the world on the Internet in this day and age.

Upon hearing this knowledge, do you want a biscuit?
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BlackHorse6969
11/09/17 7:00:38 PM
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r4X0r posted...
BlackHorse6969 posted...
wtf? biscuits? are you british or what?


It may comes as a shock to you, but there are people from countries all over the world on the Internet in this day and age.

Upon hearing this knowledge, do you want a biscuit?

only if its american. i dont want no dirty british air biscuit
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