Poll of the Day > Professors can be so intimidating.

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Spoke briefly one-on-one with one of my professors in a class with hundreds of students. With the smaller classes you sort of get to know them and can become comfortable talking to them, but not here. Shes a strict one too. Never before have I felt so scrutinized.

Hopefully she isn't one of those teachers who think their class is your only class and proceeds to dump their "king shit" attitude into the quantity of your studying. Those professors are the fucking worst

Inb4 SJWs see what I said and get upset because I didn't call her queen shit. Cause then it'd sound like I'm implying only women pull that crap.
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DistantMemory posted...

Spoke briefly one-on-one with one of my professors in a class with hundreds of students. With the smaller classes you sort of get to know them and can become comfortable talking to them, but not here. Shes a strict one too. Never before have I felt so scrutinized.

Oh goodness, you're a sensitive one, aren't you? The most scrutiny you've gotten in your entire life stems from a 1-minute interaction? You must have had one sheltered life.

If you are not comfortable talking to your prof, that is on you. Make an appointment or drop by their office and speak with them like an adult. That means you don't come in and waste their time with silly and pointless questions that are already answered in the syllablus or stem from your lack of note-taking/general paying attention to readings and class. Oh, and try and make eye contact when you engage somebody in conversation.

RedPixel posted...

Hopefully she isn't one of those teachers who think their class is your only class and proceeds to dump their "king shit" attitude into the quantity of your studying. Those professors are the fucking worst

Inb4 SJWs see what I said and get upset because I didn't call her queen shit. Cause then it'd sound like I'm implying only women pull that crap.

Let me guess, you're one of the students that think undergrads have WAY too much work, right? You're a fool. Undergrads have TONS of time to get their stuff done but they would often rather be goofing off or hanging with their friends than working. I am surrounded by slackers who complain their workload is too much. I imagine you are the same.

Does evil exist?

The university professor challenged his students with this question. Did God create everything that exists? A student bravely replied, Yes, he did!

God created everything? The professor asked.

Yes sir, the student replied.

The professor answered, If God created everything, then God created evil since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works define who we are then God is evil. The student became quiet before such an answer. The professor was quite pleased with himself and boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth.

Another student raised his hand and said, Can I ask you a question professor?

Of course, replied the professor.

The student stood up and asked, Professor, does cold exist?

What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold? The students snickered at the young mans question.

The young man replied, In fact sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460 degrees F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat.

The student continued, Professor, does darkness exist?

The professor responded, Of course it does.

The student replied, Once again you are wrong sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newtons prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isnt this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present.

Finally the young man asked the professor, Sir, does evil exist?

Now uncertain, the professor responded, Of course as I have already said. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of mans inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.

To this the student replied, Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is not like faith, or love that exist just as does light and heat. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have Gods love present in his heart. Its like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light.

The professor sat down.

The young mans name Albert Einstein.
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Doesn't the professor hang himself at the end to atone for his shame. That's like the best part.

I still haven't figured out what the professor was a professor of.

JTekashiro posted...

Oh goodness, you're a sensitive one, aren't you? The most scrutiny you've gotten in your entire life stems from a 1-minute interaction? You must have had one sheltered life.

Hyperbole, my friend.

JTekashiro posted...

RedPixel posted...

Hopefully she isn't one of those teachers who think their class is your only class and proceeds to dump their "king shit" attitude into the quantity of your studying. Those professors are the fucking worst

Inb4 SJWs see what I said and get upset because I didn't call her queen shit. Cause then it'd sound like I'm implying only women pull that crap.

Let me guess, you're one of the students that think undergrads have WAY too much work, right? You're a fool. Undergrads have TONS of time to get their stuff done but they would often rather be goofing off or hanging with their friends than working. I am surrounded by slackers who complain their workload is too much. I imagine you are the same.

Well that really depends on how many classes they're taking, how intensive the classes are, and how much they have to work jobs. Undergrads COULD very well have too much to do; it's not like every college student is some stoner or frat guy. If anything, you're the fool for painting them all with one brush.