Current Events > If you think about it, carrots are like adult baby carrots.

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The way the baby carrots' ends point out is similar to human puberty when the mens' testicles descend into the scrotum. Also the slime comes off of the baby carrots and the adults are dry. This is metaphorical to two transitions in an human's life. First when a baby comes out of it's mother's vagina, it is extremely slimy and disgusting, then when it's ready for life, the doctors wipe it all away and present the baby to the world. Then again, later when the female goes through menopause, her vagina dries up and she can start having issues getting wet for intercourse. As the baby is wiped off, and the female dries up, so too does the baby carrot transition to it's next stage in life when it is more ready for consumption. And then again when it dries up too much and is no longer wanted for food. One more aspect most people have yet to consider is how much bigger baby carrots get when they grow into adults. I've been eating baby and adult carrots for years, and never has someone ever mentioned how much bigger adult carrots are than baby carrots. I thought this was obvious, but I've never heard anyone say it. The truth of the matter is that I don't think people are smart enough to realize that carrots are like adult baby carrots. They just continue on living their own "truth", and I really think the ignorance is leading them down a road which will leave them unable to see their own future children develop into adults.

Now I know some people will say that baby carrots and carrots are two totally separate things, but they're wrong. They're both carrots. Then people will say they're both different types of carrots, but those people are probably addicted to coffee, alcohol, or love (seeing as they likely don't get nearly enough love to satiate the needs of a basic human being).

I hope you can see my clearly constructed points and join me in calling baby carrots, and carrots adult carrots.

Thank you.
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I'm harder than diamond right now.
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If u put 60 seconds on the microwave its different from putting 1:00 because 1:00+1:00=2:00 but 60 + 60 = 120 so one minute not the same thing as 60 seconds. Its confusing I know
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gafemaqs posted...

If u put 60 seconds on the microwave its different from putting 1:00 because 1:00+1:00=2:00 but 60 + 60 = 120 so one minute not the same thing as 60 seconds. Its confusing I know

Please don't shitpost in my top.

Thank you.
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Quality topic
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I am the K State King, and I approve this message.
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You know I never thought of the world quite like that.
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gafemaqs posted...

If u put 60 seconds on the microwave its different from putting 1:00 because 1:00+1:00=2:00 but 60 + 60 = 120 so one minute not the same thing as 60 seconds. Its confusing I know

Whoa
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KStateKing17 posted...

I am the K State King, and I approve this message.

Thank your for the affirmation.
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Drpooplol posted...

human puberty when the mens' testicles descend into the scrotum.

Testicles were always in the scrotum. They just get bigger, and you're now able to shoot.
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Laserion posted...

Drpooplol posted...

human puberty when the mens' testicles descend into the scrotum.

Testicles were always in the scrotum. They just get bigger, and you're now able to shoot.

You ever notice how there isn't much variation in testicle size among men compared to penis size. Like most balls are the same almost

leverageblargh posted...

If this isn't a copypasta already it should be one

It's not a copypasta, it's my own true thoughts
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