Current Events > Whooping Cranes have an average lifespan of 22 years!

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Yaridovich
11/07/17 7:16:00 PM
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The oldest Whooping Crane was 40 years old!

The oldest Eel in the world was in a Swedish well and was approximately 155 years old when it died

There's a Koi fish that was apparently around 200.

Don't even get me started on tortoises

The fuck is this shit
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KookyDetective
11/09/17 6:39:14 AM
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Wooooow, !
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Yaridovich
11/09/17 6:40:38 AM
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KookyDetective posted...
Wooooow, !


Thanks, your delayed, sarcastic astonishment has been noted and sent to upper management.
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KookyDetective
11/09/17 6:44:45 AM
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I am genuinely intrigued by fucking whooping cranes are you kidding me
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weapon_d00d816
11/09/17 6:45:22 AM
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There's a species of shark ( I want to say the Greenland shark) that ON AVERAGE lives to like 400 years. Its reproductive maturity age is ridiculously old too, like 70-100 years.
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Yaridovich
11/09/17 6:47:18 AM
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KookyDetective posted...
I am genuinely intrigued by fucking whooping cranes are you kidding me


How about this gJ8IQNi

Is that majestic enough for you? Are you blinded by the splendor!? THAT BITCH IS GONNA LIVE TO BE 22 YEARS OLD
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Yaridovich
11/09/17 6:48:47 AM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
There's a species of shark ( I want to say the Greenland shark) that ON AVERAGE lives to like 400 years. Its reproductive maturity age is ridiculously old too, like 70-100 years.


I feel like humanity traded lifespan for their (our) intelligence? And thumbs.
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KookyDetective
11/09/17 6:48:51 AM
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Ngl I'd fuck that bird.

4 years before its death just because I'm not a creep.
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Gamer99z
11/09/17 6:51:33 AM
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Wematanye!
Woo loo loo!
Woo loo loo!
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weapon_d00d816
11/09/17 7:23:16 AM
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Yaridovich posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
There's a species of shark ( I want to say the Greenland shark) that ON AVERAGE lives to like 400 years. Its reproductive maturity age is ridiculously old too, like 70-100 years.


I feel like humanity traded lifespan for their (our) intelligence? And thumbs.

Long lifespans (I would guess) are related to the rate at which cells grow and divide. If you notice, animals with short lifespans (like dogs) mature much more quickly than we do. Puppies become adults at like 1-2 years but live only 7-14 years on average. Elephants on the other hand become adults slowly (I don't know the exact numbers probably 8-12 years or something) and live into their 50s.

Humans have long lifespans but obviously not anything extreme like a giant tortoise. Our children reach full physical maturity around 16-18 and full mental maturity around 25. We're actually a bit of an anomaly even for long-lived species.
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