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Drpooplol
11/05/17 9:30:43 PM
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Stark wouldn't build an AI program with access to the internet. So fucking dumb, that's like AI 101.
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WizardPowers
11/05/17 9:31:30 PM
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The bigger mystery is why hasn't Stark invested in the sex robot business yet?
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SlashmanSG
11/05/17 9:33:20 PM
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Uh, that's pretty much entirely how JARVIS works.
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Drpooplol
11/05/17 9:34:54 PM
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Jarvis isn't AI ya dummy.
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SlashmanSG
11/05/17 9:35:38 PM
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Well, the AI took over JARVIS, so now it has internet.
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Drpooplol
11/05/17 9:37:19 PM
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SlashmanSG posted...
Well, the AI took over JARVIS, so now it has internet.

that's part of the issue, anyone with any knowledge of AI would have kept it COMPLETELY self contained.

Stark isn't dumb.
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SlashmanSG
11/05/17 9:41:07 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
SlashmanSG posted...
Well, the AI took over JARVIS, so now it has internet.

that's part of the issue, anyone with any knowledge of AI would have kept it COMPLETELY self contained.

Stark isn't dumb.

No, but he's desperate after what Scarlet Witch showed him, and he knows he has limited time, so he's not focused on containment.
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Burgess
11/05/17 9:42:29 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
Jarvis isn't AI ya dummy.


Yes it is.
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lilORANG
11/05/17 9:44:28 PM
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I like how the whole internet is housed in some server in Norway.
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Drpooplol
11/05/17 9:46:14 PM
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Burgess posted...
Drpooplol posted...
Jarvis isn't AI ya dummy.


Yes it is.

but nah
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Drpooplol
11/05/17 9:47:03 PM
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SlashmanSG posted...
Drpooplol posted...
SlashmanSG posted...
Well, the AI took over JARVIS, so now it has internet.

that's part of the issue, anyone with any knowledge of AI would have kept it COMPLETELY self contained.

Stark isn't dumb.

No, but he's desperate after what Scarlet Witch showed him, and he knows he has limited time, so he's not focused on containment.

This is the only plausible explanation, but even then Banner should've been able to be like "Bruh, don't be dumb."
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Drpooplol
11/05/17 9:54:58 PM
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Also, why is Stark fighting Hulk? Can he be contained in this universe by these dudes?
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ThanksUglyGod
11/05/17 9:55:25 PM
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You don't get to be Tony Stark without going against the grain a little
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Duncanwii
11/05/17 9:57:43 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
Also, why is Stark fighting Hulk? Can he be contained in this universe by these dudes?

Hulk can't ever be contained. That's why the Illuminati launched him into space in the comics. And he still came back.
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Drpooplol
11/05/17 9:59:02 PM
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Duncanwii posted...

Hulk can't ever be contained. That's why the Illuminati launched him into space in the comics. And he still came back.

I don't give a shit about the comics. I'm asking about the MOVIE I'm watching ya nerd.
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Burgess
11/05/17 10:04:23 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
Burgess posted...
Drpooplol posted...
Jarvis isn't AI ya dummy.


Yes it is.

but nah


It is. He uses the staff to make a more powerful AI than even Jarvis, which creates Ultron.
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Drpooplol
11/05/17 10:05:57 PM
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Burgess posted...
Drpooplol posted...
Burgess posted...
Drpooplol posted...
Jarvis isn't AI ya dummy.


Yes it is.

but nah


It is. He uses the staff to make a more powerful AI than even Jarvis, which creates Ultron.

No, Jarvis is just a really advanced program. That's a completely different thing from AI
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Burgess
11/05/17 10:06:29 PM
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No Jarvis is AI.
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SlashmanSG
11/05/17 10:06:30 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
This is the only plausible explanation, but even then Banner should've been able to be like "Bruh, don't be dumb."

Pretty sure that's exactly what he did.
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Drpooplol
11/05/17 10:07:37 PM
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Burgess posted...
No Jarvis is AI.

No he isn't.

This is fun, isn't it.
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Jet_Enduro101
11/05/17 10:07:41 PM
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I'm still pissed they had Stark create Ultron. Avengers 2 is probably one of the worst marvel movies we got. Just barely above I'M & 3.
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BilalPowell
11/05/17 10:08:24 PM
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It's in case said AI becomes evil like Ultron it can't take over the entire internet.
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Drpooplol
11/05/17 10:08:34 PM
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SlashmanSG posted...
Drpooplol posted...
This is the only plausible explanation, but even then Banner should've been able to be like "Bruh, don't be dumb."

Pretty sure that's exactly what he did.

No, Tony was all like "give me 3 days" and then Banner didn't shut everything down involving Jarvis. So that's not what he did.
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Drpooplol
11/05/17 10:09:19 PM
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BilalPowell posted...
It's in case said AI becomes evil like Ultron it can't take over the entire internet.

what post is this in reference to?
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SlashmanSG
11/05/17 10:11:05 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
SlashmanSG posted...
Drpooplol posted...
This is the only plausible explanation, but even then Banner should've been able to be like "Bruh, don't be dumb."

Pretty sure that's exactly what he did.

No, Tony was all like "give me 3 days" and then Banner didn't shut everything down involving Jarvis. So that's not what he did.

Cause Tony convinced/coerced him to keep quiet.
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Feline_Heart
11/05/17 10:13:00 PM
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Jet_Enduro101 posted...
I'm still pissed they had Stark create Ultron. Avengers 2 is probably one of the worst marvel movies we got. Just barely above I'M & 3.

It's better than the first Avengers
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Drpooplol
11/05/17 10:13:47 PM
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SlashmanSG posted...
Drpooplol posted...
SlashmanSG posted...
Drpooplol posted...
This is the only plausible explanation, but even then Banner should've been able to be like "Bruh, don't be dumb."

Pretty sure that's exactly what he did.

No, Tony was all like "give me 3 days" and then Banner didn't shut everything down involving Jarvis. So that's not what he did.

Cause Tony convinced/coerced him to keep quiet.

This is where I think the movie is dumb. I don't think there's a way in hell someone as smart as Banner would just be convinced like that.

Just because they explain it, doesn't make it any good.
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Knowledge_King
11/06/17 10:41:35 AM
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Stark is that dumb. He even runs his suits off of wi-fi. For whatever reason, the MCU made him particularly stupid.
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Questionmarktarius
11/06/17 10:42:37 AM
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It's all an "excuse plot" and little more. Just accept it.
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prince_leo
11/06/17 10:43:30 AM
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I guess we're supposed to accept that Banner bought into Tony's hype, cause Banner doesn't want to be the Hulk and would rather stop being an Avenger
and yeah, Scarlet Witch totally fucked with his head causing him to let Ultron become a thing

kind of eh
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Mr_Karate_II
11/06/17 10:43:57 AM
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Jarvis is AI.
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Nazanir
11/06/17 10:58:44 AM
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Burgess posted...
Drpooplol posted...
Jarvis isn't AI ya dummy.


Yes it is.

Jarvis literally means: Just A Rather Very Intelligent System

So it's not actual AI, just a very comprehensive program/system.
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Feline_Heart
11/06/17 3:41:33 PM
#33:


Nazanir posted...
Burgess posted...
Drpooplol posted...
Jarvis isn't AI ya dummy.


Yes it is.

Jarvis literally means: Just A Rather Very Intelligent System

So it's not actual AI, just a very comprehensive program/system.

It's an AI
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Darkman124
11/06/17 3:55:50 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
It's all an "excuse plot" and little more. Just accept it.

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