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ImCallingYouOut
11/04/17 6:24:33 PM
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did someone shove a tree branch up his ass and hes been unable to get it out?
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ImTheMacheteGuy
11/04/17 6:26:24 PM
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yes
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ZombiePelican
11/04/17 6:26:36 PM
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ImCallingYouOut posted...
did someone shove a tree branch up his ass and hes been unable to get it out?

I'm not angry.
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ImCallingYouOut
11/04/17 6:28:29 PM
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hey zombie who shoved that tree branch up your colon? did it hit your stomach?need help?
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glitteringfairy
11/04/17 6:28:39 PM
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ZombiePelican posted...
ImCallingYouOut posted...
did someone shove a tree branch up his ass and hes been unable to get it out?

I'm not angry.

I love loot boxes and micros transactions. I think they are wonderful for the gaming industry and I'm gonna go spend $500 dollars on a GTA shark card Right now
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REMercsChamp
11/04/17 6:29:02 PM
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Is this the guy who has meltdowns over 15 second pokemon trailers made for 6 year olds?
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stone
11/04/17 6:29:20 PM
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Wouldn't you be? I mean.. A friggin' pelican! Only thing worse than that would be being a zombie oyster!
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Drrobotniks
11/04/17 6:30:02 PM
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REMercsChamp posted...
Is this the guy who has meltdowns over 15 second pokemon trailers made for 6 year olds?

yea
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ImCallingYouOut
11/04/17 6:30:53 PM
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I wonder if reggie fils aime is the one who shoved that tree branch up his ass
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stone
11/04/17 6:32:59 PM
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ImCallingYouOut posted...
Or something else than a branch, if you know what I mean
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Banjo2553
11/04/17 6:33:43 PM
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ImCallingYouOut posted...
I wonder if reggie fils aime is the one who shoved that tree branch up his ass

stone posted...
ImCallingYouOut posted...
Or something else than a branch, if you know what I mean


saLxsqA
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NewerMernardi
11/04/17 6:34:23 PM
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Banjo2553 posted...
ImCallingYouOut posted...
I wonder if reggie fils aime is the one who shoved that tree branch up his ass

saLxsqA

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darkprince45
11/04/17 6:35:29 PM
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Because isn't he a grown man that works at a haunted house as a ghost
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Zack_Attackv1
11/04/17 6:35:58 PM
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NewerMernardi
11/04/17 6:36:58 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
Because isn't he a grown man that works at a haunted house as a ghost

*works for free
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ZombiePelican
11/04/17 6:37:55 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
ZombiePelican posted...
ImCallingYouOut posted...
did someone shove a tree branch up his ass and hes been unable to get it out?

I'm not angry.

I love loot boxes and micros transactions. I think they are wonderful for the gaming industry and I'm gonna go spend $500 dollars on a GTA shark card Right now

I don't care.

REMercsChamp posted...
Is this the guy who has meltdowns over 15 second pokemon trailers made for 6 year olds?

No. I criticize them for insulting nostalgia pandering and nothing more.
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ImCallingYouOut
11/04/17 6:38:04 PM
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oh you guys think that reggie fils aime shoved a massive dildo up his ass?
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NewerMernardi
11/04/17 6:38:39 PM
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#17 yes and the only way to remove it was to buy loot boxes
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Kitt
11/04/17 6:38:41 PM
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He's one of those people who get a hard on from starting and participating in e-arguments.
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ZombiePelican
11/04/17 6:39:55 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
Because isn't he a grown man that works at a haunted house as a ghost

What's wrong with working at a haunted attraction? Let alone one of the literal best ones in the world
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ImCallingYouOut
11/04/17 6:40:24 PM
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I guess id hate nintendo too if reggie fils aime shoved a massive dildo up my ass too
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NewerMernardi
11/04/17 6:40:31 PM
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ZombiePelican posted...
darkprince45 posted...
Because isn't he a grown man that works at a haunted house as a ghost

What's wrong with working at a haunted attraction? Let alone one of the literal best ones in the world

If it's so great, why'd it get shut down?
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stone
11/04/17 6:41:12 PM
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ZombiePelican posted...
darkprince45 posted...
Because isn't he a grown man that works at a haunted house as a ghost

What's wrong with working at a haunted attraction? Let alone one of the literal best ones in the world

Aside from not even getting paid?
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Turbam
11/04/17 6:42:13 PM
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What haunted attraction do you work for?
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Ivynn
11/04/17 6:42:15 PM
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I like @Asherlee10 's nickname for him: ZombiePigeon
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ImCallingYouOut
11/04/17 6:43:02 PM
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notice how hes combative about everything except for the giant dildo being shoved up his ass by reggie fils aime. that must be true.
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darkprince45
11/04/17 6:43:58 PM
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Csuse you working for free lol
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ZombiePelican
11/04/17 6:47:47 PM
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NewerMernardi posted...
ZombiePelican posted...
darkprince45 posted...
Because isn't he a grown man that works at a haunted house as a ghost

What's wrong with working at a haunted attraction? Let alone one of the literal best ones in the world

If it's so great, why'd it get shut down?

Political reasons, mostly infighting between the owners.

stone posted...
Aside from not even getting paid?

I volunteered because I loved it and it gave me more creative freedom in my character and position. Other places pay you but expect you to march in lockstep. Your costume, lines, position are all decided for you and if you devitate you get fired.

Turbam posted...
What haunted attraction do you work for?

House of Shock now 13th Gate
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ImCallingYouOut
11/04/17 6:49:00 PM
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anyone know how to get a massive dildo out of an asshole?
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Zack_Attackv1
11/04/17 6:49:58 PM
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ZombiePelican
11/04/17 6:51:36 PM
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ImCallingYouOut
11/04/17 6:54:28 PM
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shut the fuck up zombiepelican you fucking loser
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ZombiePelican
11/04/17 6:56:34 PM
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ImCallingYouOut
11/04/17 6:59:48 PM
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@Coffeebeanz
@MrPeppers

could either you tell me about the procedure needed to remove massive objects that have been shoved up peoples asses that make them perpetually angry?
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ZombiePelican
11/04/17 7:02:00 PM
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ImCallingYouOut posted...

You need help man, you sound like you're about to burst a blood vessel
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ImCallingYouOut
11/04/17 7:04:25 PM
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lol
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ImCallingYouOut
11/04/17 7:25:09 PM
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bump
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MrPeppers
11/04/17 7:25:20 PM
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ImCallingYouOut posted...
@Coffeebeanz
@MrPeppers

could either you tell me about the procedure needed to remove massive objects that have been shoved up peoples asses that make them perpetually angry?


Dude that legit made me laugh in front of a patient. I wasnt expecting that. Holy shit haha.
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Coffeebeanz
11/04/17 7:26:17 PM
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Lactulose will make almost anything fly out your ass at high speed
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ImCallingYouOut
11/04/17 7:27:01 PM
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hear that @ZombiePelican we might be able to help you
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MrPeppers
11/04/17 7:27:35 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Lactulose will make almost anything fly out your ass at high speed


Youre cruel rofl.
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ZombiePelican
11/04/17 7:28:46 PM
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ImCallingYouOut posted...
hear that @ZombiePelican we might be able to help you

Too bad nobody will be able to help your schizophrenia
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ImCallingYouOut
11/04/17 7:30:28 PM
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why would I want that treated?
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Kitt
11/04/17 7:31:17 PM
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ImCallingYouOut posted...
why would I want that treated?

XD
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