Current Events > 20 million dollars, but....

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For the next 4 years, you can only poop once a year.

A wizard wants to do an experiment for science. He offers you the money to be his test subject.

He gives you a potion that makes you unable to poop for more than one time a year. You can hold as much as you want, but once you go, it has a timer set to at least one year from your last poop.

The magical potion enables you to not get sick/explode/get any infections/cause long term damage to your bladder for being unable to go during the time period you have agreed to "hold it".

It will, however, cause you to keep all food inside you, so you will gain and keep all the weight until you next poop. You will also constantly feel constipated.

The wizard is merely curious how long a muggle can stay sane under such conditions, if they can at all.

You can back out of the deal and take the cure at any time. However, you don't get paid anything until the first year is up, and if you take the cure to the potion before the 4 year contract has ended, you will have to give at least half of what you have already made back to the wizard. You get 5 mill at the end of each year.

What do, CE?
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Fuck

No
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It will, however, cause you to keep all food inside you, so you will gain and keep all the weight until you next poop. You will also constantly feel constipated.

The average person poops just under a pound a day. So essentially someone is going to balloon by 400lbs or so over the course of that year, just in poop waste.

No thanks.
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pinky0926 posted...

It will, however, cause you to keep all food inside you, so you will gain and keep all the weight until you next poop. You will also constantly feel constipated.

The average person poops just under a pound a day. So essentially someone is going to balloon by 400lbs or so over the course of that year, just in poop waste.

No thanks.

In fairness here, you will lose it all with your next poop.
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You said something about a bladder in there which is for pee
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Do you still have all the stretchy skin afterwards too or does it go away ?
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So you will feel like Randy once a year?
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Ok I've thought about it. Sounds like an awful few years but if there's no actual health complications then I can deal with becoming a lardass for a while for that kind of money.
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Do you actually have to poop, or is there a way to magically just lose the waste? Because taking a shit thats a years worth of food is bound to both hurt like hell and destroy any toilet :<
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20 million dollars, but....

Deal.
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josifrees posted...

You said something about a bladder in there which is for pee

Eh, you know what I meant. Includes your entire digestive system.

SSMajinVegeta2 posted...

Do you still have all the stretchy skin afterwards too or does it go away ?

He's a wizard, he can make you look normal again in no time.

fuzzylittlbunny posted...

Do you actually have to poop, or is there a way to magically just lose the waste? Because taking a shit thats a years worth of food is bound to both hurt like hell and destroy any toilet :<

It'll be one long streamy liquidish turd. You can also take any painkillers before hand if you're a hypochondriac (though if you've come this far, I'm sure relief pain would be welcome? I dunno)

A special waste disposal system will be presented to you to use so as to not risk your own toilet.
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You will also constantly feel constipated.

Was with you until here
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Those kind of topics usually end in death
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