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epik_fail1 10/31/17 5:04:19 PM #1:	Damn it was quite a pain to find it with no experience, but my friend told me that after one year, he was almost harassed by recruiter. I am happy my efforts finally paid off. --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! <cite>epik_fail1 posted [p:889512071] in Finally go... [t:75940854]...</cite> <quote>Damn it was quite a pain to find it with no experience, but my friend told me that after one year, he was almost harassed by recruiter. I am happy my efforts finally paid off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DragonGirlYuki 10/31/17 5:06:49 PM #2:	Congratulations. --- ~Yuki~ <cite>DragonGirlYuki posted [p:889512238] in Finally go... [t:75940854]...</cite> <quote>Congratulations.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
epik_fail1 10/31/17 5:07:31 PM #3:	Any advices on how a noob should act in the environment? --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! <cite>epik_fail1 posted [p:889512289] in Finally go... [t:75940854]...</cite> <quote>Any advices on how a noob should act in the environment?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 10/31/17 5:08:18 PM #4:	I remember a lady from India who was hired as a programmer with a starting salary of 60 000 $ She had absolutely no idea what a debugger is --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:889512326] in Finally go... [t:75940854]...</cite> <quote>I remember a lady from India who was hired as a programmer with a starting salary of 60 000 $ She had absolutely no idea what a debugger is</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DragonGirlYuki 10/31/17 5:08:27 PM #5:	Don't live like your username. --- ~Yuki~ <cite>DragonGirlYuki posted [p:889512332] in Finally go... [t:75940854]...</cite> <quote>Don't live like your username.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlephZero 10/31/17 5:08:57 PM #6:	epik_fail1 posted... Any advices on how a noob should act in the environment? fake it until you make it --- "There is value in segregation." - qwertyman2002 01001100 01010101 01000101 00100000 00110100 00110000 00110010 <cite>AlephZero posted [p:889512362] in Finally go... [t:75940854]...</cite> <quote><cite>epik_fail1 posted...</cite> <quote>Any advices on how a noob should act in the environment?</quote> fake it until you make it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
epik_fail1 10/31/17 5:08:58 PM #7:	frozenshock posted... I remember a lady from India who was hired as a programmer with a starting salary of 60 000 $ She had absolutely no idea what a debugger is wtf...? And I struggled to find my first job.(Although October is not really a good month to hire people) --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! <cite>epik_fail1 posted [p:889512364] in Finally go... [t:75940854]...</cite> <quote><cite>frozenshock posted...</cite> <quote>I remember a lady from India who was hired as a programmer with a starting salary of 60 000 $ She had absolutely no idea what a debugger is</quote> wtf...? And I struggled to find my first job.(Although October is not really a good month to hire people)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 10/31/17 5:11:46 PM #8:	epik_fail1 posted... Any advices on how a noob should act in the environment? For your first year, don't say anything at any meetings unless directly asked questions. If asked any technical questions, answer always with "I need to research and get back to you" Never say something is impossible unless you know it's literally impossible, i.e. "How can I run this windows exe on my MacOS?" --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:889512543] in Finally go... [t:75940854]...</cite> <quote><cite>epik_fail1 posted...</cite> <quote>Any advices on how a noob should act in the environment?</quote> For your first year, don't say anything at any meetings unless directly asked questions. If asked any technical questions, answer always with "I need to research and get back to you" Never say something is impossible unless you know it's literally impossible, i.e. "How can I run this windows exe on my MacOS?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 10/31/17 5:12:34 PM #9:	epik_fail1 posted... Any advices on how a noob should act in the environment? on your first day, find the biggest guy in the office and kick his ass --- A Green Butter Alt http://i.imgur.com/LhwwG.gif <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:889512599] in Finally go... [t:75940854]...</cite> <quote><cite>epik_fail1 posted...</cite> <quote>Any advices on how a noob should act in the environment?</quote> on your first day, find the biggest guy in the office and kick his ass</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
epik_fail1 10/31/17 5:13:51 PM #10:	Romulox28 posted... epik_fail1 posted... Any advices on how a noob should act in the environment? on your first day, find the biggest guy in the office and kick his ass I was kind of surprised, because I have seen more women than men in the place. --- Losing an argument? Ends it with but...but...Hillary and her emails! <cite>epik_fail1 posted [p:889512678] in Finally go... [t:75940854]...</cite> <quote><cite>Romulox28 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>epik_fail1 posted...</cite> <quote>Any advices on how a noob should act in the environment?</quote> on your first day, find the biggest guy in the office and kick his ass</quote> I was kind of surprised, because I have seen more women than men in the place.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xelltrix 10/31/17 5:14:16 PM #11:	Nice, congrats bruh. --- Reading this post may induce one or more of the following: Nausea / Butt-Hurt / Lulz / UM? Syndrome / Angst / Diarrhea <cite>Xelltrix posted [p:889512705] in Finally go... [t:75940854]...</cite> <quote>Nice, congrats bruh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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