Current Events > Human teeth indicate that we are supposed to eat meat.

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Meat from insects and other small creature.

Not cows and chickens and other large animals. You'd break your teeth trying to bite into the hide of a cow. You wouldn't even get to the meat. You'd break your teeth on a chicken's complex skeleton as well.

Animals who have strong jaws and replaceable teeth can bite through these large animal bones. We can't. We are meant to eat insects.
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But we can cook
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I mean, insects are almost entirely protein and are actually very beneficial to eat.

They are not delicious, which is problematic.
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human hands indicate we are supposed to use tools that allow us to eat whatever the fuck we want

Pretty sure we're supposed to use our hands to rip the meat off of the animal first
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Remember when otters use cute lil rocks to bash through shells so they can reach the delicious meat inside? Remember how humans use chipped rock to shear through tough hide to reach the delicious meat inside?
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It's a good thing we don't try to eat the hide of cows or the skeletons of chickens then.
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Raikuro posted...

human hands indicate we are supposed to use tools that allow us to eat whatever the fuck we want

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Don't chimps eat small monkeys? Primates are meat eaters.
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@ThePrinceFish posted...

Remember when otters use cute lil rocks to bash through shells so they can reach the delicious meat inside?

Where the Damn pics at
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Kaname_Madoka posted...

@ThePrinceFish posted...

Remember when otters use cute lil rocks to bash through shells so they can reach the delicious meat inside?

Where the Damn pics at

couldn't find a good one with the rock so here's one of them holding hands while they sleep so they don't float away


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Raikuro posted...

human hands indicate we are supposed to use tools that allow us to eat whatever the fuck we want

Alright fellas, pack it up. On to the next topic. Because this one is clearly over.
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ThePrinceFish posted...

Kaname_Madoka posted...

@ThePrinceFish posted...

Remember when otters use cute lil rocks to bash through shells so they can reach the delicious meat inside?

Where the Damn pics at

couldn't find a good one with the rock so here's one of them holding hands while they sleep so they don't float away

Omg
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tbh humans evolved the upright stature for the purpose of hunting larger animals
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We have Fire.
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But we're not cave men, TC. We have technology!
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How do you know that our teeth weren't originally more suited for chomp on bigger game, but evolved over time due to our use of tools to hunt and then cut up meat?
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Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...

I mean, insects are almost entirely protein and are actually very beneficial to eat.

They are not delicious, which is problematic.

apparently a lot of insects taste great deep fried and salted
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We have AK47s to break up the meat into managable sizes.
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Chicken posted...

We have AK47s to break up the meat into managable sizes.

See? Even chicken agrees.
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What type of stupid joke topic is this? Is TC a vegan who believes that people eat bones when they eat meat? jfc
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TC is a vegan nerd who eats grass like a common farm animal.
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The only reason why we even evolved brains as great as ours is because we started cooking our meat. How do you think we got access to that meat to cook?
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A_Good_Boy posted...

The only reason why we even evolved brains as great as ours is because we started cooking our meat. How do you think we got access to that meat to cook?

I thought it was because we started cracking bones open and sucking out the marrow?
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ThePrinceFish posted...

Kaname_Madoka posted...

@ThePrinceFish posted...

Remember when otters use cute lil rocks to bash through shells so they can reach the delicious meat inside?

Where the Damn pics at

couldn't find a good one with the rock so here's one of them holding hands while they sleep so they don't float away

Otters are the cutest fucking animals on the planet
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