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ugh
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maybe if you didn't shitpost so much on CE you would be done by now.
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that's not hard, stop bullshitting around
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I did a two-page paper in 2 days.
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I hope you mean 2000, because 200 isn't even a page
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Wow. That sounds hard.

You should just drop out, man.
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200 word essay? Isn't that like 10 minutes of work, tops? Your topic title and the opening post was over 5% of the entire essay. Just saying.

You're boned.
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Wow, TwoDee. That sure is tough. You have my sympathies. I remember my old classes, and the essays were always the most difficult part. And two-hundred words? Thats insane. I could never imagine finishing such an insane work load in so short a time.

What kind of essay do you have to write? I remember in one of my English classes, we were told to write an instructional essay. Young and foolish, I chose to instruct the class on how to EV train a Pokemon. That didnt go over very well at all.

However, another essay was a bit more lax on structure, and we were only required to write about a goal we had. My goal was to get a hundred percent in Metroid Prime. This was like, ten years ago, mind you. (And I still havent beaten that game to one hundred percent completion. Oetokaeyo.)

English classes though, have always been the most interesting for me. Not because of the material, but the weird shit you hear. My first English prof would tell me she had a student whose essay was Why Hitler Was Right. Another English Prof was a bald, liberal lesbian. She had a daughter via
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Just like use like like a lot like you know?
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Classic bait subject matter.

On a related note, I used to pull 2,000 word term papers out of thin air three hours before they were due in college, complete with citations. It was all about coming up with a thesis related to something you're well versed about and supporting your points with random academic publications with similar points.
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Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...

I hope you mean 2000, because 200 isn't even a page

500 is a page
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psvitantifail posted...

Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...

I hope you mean 2000, because 200 isn't even a page

500 is a page

Single spaced yeah, but I thought most post secondary institutions want double spaced
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just write about how capcom ruined the gaming industry thanks to people like @ModLogic buying all their games.
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Isn't this topic title an old copy pasta?
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how many times are people going to fall for this shit?
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XplodnPnguins92 posted...

how many times are people going to fall for this shit?

Dropping the act for a minute, I am genuinely amazed that there are still people out there who fall for these topics.
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UnholyMudcrab posted...

XplodnPnguins92 posted...

how many times are people going to fall for this shit?

Dropping the act for a minute, I am genuinely amazed that there are still people out there who fall for these topics.

i'm generally amazed at how people think that they're the only ones playing along and everyone else is super cereal. And by generally amazed i mean, 0% amazed.
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