Current Events > I just peed in a bottle in my car.

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Parked in an airport cell phone lot to pick up my girl. Had to piss real bad. The bottle overflowed a little but I had napkins in the glove box. Felt like such a degenerate but when you gotta go you gotta go.
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You drank it after, right?
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i do this all the time if im out in the field doing sales calls

sometimes you have no choice

I've thought about doing this a few times but I always have that feeling that someone's going to pull up and see me so I don't >_>.

I mean, you gotta do whatcha gotta do
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Hexenherz posted...

I've thought about doing this a few times but I always have that feeling that someone's going to pull up and see me so I don't >_>.

So you hold it in? Thats gotta be painful af. If I didnt go then and there I was going to pee my pants.
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EvalAngell posted...

Hexenherz posted...

I've thought about doing this a few times but I always have that feeling that someone's going to pull up and see me so I don't >_>.

So you hold it in? Thats gotta be painful af. If I didnt go then and there I was going to pee my pants.

It doesn't hurt it's just uncomfortable... :\

Hexenherz posted...

I've thought about doing this a few times but I always have that feeling that someone's going to pull up and see me so I don't >_>.

Imagine if a cop pulled up and you got put as a sex offender

Relevant video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io30s7-5VaQ
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Ive done that before. Its never a clean operation.
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no shame in that tc, most of us have had to do it before at some point
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While parked? Thats cool, I guess.
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Yaridovich posted...

You drank it after, right?

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I tried to do that with a water bottle when stuck in traffic once, but my dick was too big and I couldn't aim it well enough into thr bottle while slowly moving 5mph. I ended up just holding it in until the next exit >_>

secret bragging post?
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NeonOctopus posted...

I tried to do that with a water bottle when stuck in traffic once, but my dick was too big and I couldn't aim it well enough into thr bottle while slowly moving 5mph. I ended up just holding it in until the next exit >_>

secret bragging post?

"Hey baby my dick's so big it won't fit in a water bottle."
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NeonOctopus posted...

I tried to do that with a water bottle when stuck in traffic once, but my dick was too big and I couldn't aim it well enough into thr bottle while slowly moving 5mph. I ended up just holding it in until the next exit >_>

secret bragging post?

Nah water bottle openings are usually pretty small
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thronedfire2 posted...

NeonOctopus posted...

I tried to do that with a water bottle when stuck in traffic once, but my dick was too big and I couldn't aim it well enough into thr bottle while slowly moving 5mph. I ended up just holding it in until the next exit >_>

secret bragging post?

Nah water bottle openings are usually pretty small

It'd be sad if you could fit it in

Tryhaptaward posted...

Hexenherz posted...

I've thought about doing this a few times but I always have that feeling that someone's going to pull up and see me so I don't >_>.

Imagine if a cop pulled up and you got put as a sex offender

That's what I'm paranoid about >_> I remember this one time I had a couple beers at a girl's house and then was going home and I had to take a leak really badly, so I just walked to a little spot by some dumpster next to my car (it was a small side street, like one or two in the morning so there'd be very little chance of anyone being out there). I took a quick look and saw a cop car which slowed down for a second or two... so I decided to just hold it and get in my car and drive home. I wasn't drunk at that point but I was still paranoid about getting some drunk in public charge.

Another time I was on this hiking trail between a downtown area and a mall (small town), and there wasn't really anyone around. So I started to go for my zipper... and this creepy ass guy comes walking around the bend... Maybe a methhead or something because his face was all scratched up and his eyes were glazed over. Needless to say I didn't wanna hang out there to do anything at that point.

I'm 35 and never had to do it until a few months ago. Stuck in a highway jam and it was either my pants and seat or the bottle. Luckily it was a vitamin water bottle with a wide top but still wasn't 100% clean. It didn't help I had to keep subtlety checking the vehicles next to me.
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The fuck? Are you guys toddlers straight out of diaper training?
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