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10/23/17 1:31:41 PM
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"Would you like to donate to breast cancer research?", the cashier said, holding the jar in front of my nose. I could see the bitter faced reflection looking back at me. In one moment I took hold on the jar and brought it down with force on the cashier's cranium. Bits of glass and blood were falling to the floor and the bystanders watched with horrific faces. Seconds later, four cops entered the fast food business and arrested what seemed to be a man masturbating underneath a table, completely ignoring the bloodied and dazed cashier.

"No", I responded.
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Philoktetes
10/23/17 1:32:18 PM
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i got kicked out of a bar for sticking my dick in the tip jar
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I don't think so, Tim.
~~ Pizza Crew ~~
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Philoktetes
10/23/17 1:32:59 PM
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well was it a tip jar or a donation jar
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I don't think so, Tim.
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eggcorn
10/23/17 1:33:12 PM
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10/10
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eston
10/23/17 1:33:43 PM
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ManLink4321
10/23/17 1:37:54 PM
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nice
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The Hero of Hyrule.
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bluezero
10/23/17 1:40:25 PM
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Philoktetes posted...
i got kicked out of a bar for sticking my dick in the tip jar

Just the tip?
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Benify
10/23/17 4:57:54 PM
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thug
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5VFwFQLkz0
This is the most classiest man I have ever seen on this earth.
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SpoonRebooted
10/23/17 6:54:56 PM
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bluezero posted...
Philoktetes posted...
i got kicked out of a bar for sticking my dick in the tip jar

Just the tip?


It says "tips" right on it, what do they expect?
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Who hasn't been in a locker room with their Russian friends, colluding about grabbing p*******?
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