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Shotgunnova 10/23/17 8:40:11 AM #1:	What did you pick? #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 1 Million View Results If you picked numbers, here's what they do: [1] - You are a smoke human. You look normal, but can turn into smoke at will and generate smoke of any type. You aren't affected by smoke inhalation dangers, etc. If someone would inflict harm on you, like with a machete or gunshot, it goes through your smoke body (as long as you're conscious). Unlike One Piece, you can still go swimming if you want. [2] - You can communicate with animals. You instinctively understand what cats are saying when they meow. If a bird chirps nearby, you know what relevance it has in bird speak. If a half-cerberus, half-dragon, half-King-Slime had a baby with a five-headed hydra-chimera hybrid, there'd be no language barrier. You can turn the power off in one-hour segments, up to 24-hours tops, but you won't be able to turn it back on for that duration, so you must choose wisely. The animals will do your bidding and help you out, but may require certain levels of politeness from you, like those sheep in "Babe". [3] - Your life starts resembling the game of Monopoly. You may go to jail for random things like jaywalking (if you do, a policeman resembling the Monopoly cop will pick you up by your collar, as he is wont to do). You may get second place in a beauty pageant you didn't enter or obtain free parking. Whenever you pass a sign that says "go," you find $200 in your pocket. (You can only use each sign once and must have an empty pocket for the money to spawn in.) You may be willed hotels on famous streets like Ventnor Avenue, or find yourself owning railroad companies, allowing you to move up in the world. If you suck at financing, you have a magic banker friend who will buy the properties for a fair rate. (The banker is impartial and can't be bribed.) If you visit another country, and that country has their own Monopoly variant, your Monopoly life applies to those rules as well. (You must visit the country for those rules to apply first, though. You can't win, say, Kazhakstan railroads if you've never been there.) [4] - You can magically create any old video game console. It must be at least five years old, but you can make any number of them, plus any games or accessories that come with them. All magic items you make are guaranteed to work and can even be sold, though if you flood the market with extremely rare games/special editions/etc., others may become suspicious. You have a magic dimension made especially to hold your created VG periphernalia (you can enter it yourself and walk around, but can't put non-VG things in there for storage or bring anyone else in. It resembles the warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark). The first time you would die, if it's not of natural causes, you respawn in the warehouse and begin from your most recent day with no further lives. (For instance, if you die of a heart attack, you restart the day again, but whatever bodily factor that lead to the heart attack would never occur. This can be used to cure cancer, incurable diseases, etc.) [5] - You gain five million dollars and can pick one of the above powers to call your own. The selection is permanent. If you voted any other number, these things now apply to your life: You're one million dollars in debt suddenly Smoke scares you and may give you a heart attack Animals of all sizes hate you and will never like you. You can telepathically hear them plotting... If you ever say the word Monopoly, an evil magic banker will try killing you (he respawns if slain) An evil sentient Kazahkstani train named Saltanat knows your location and will try hunting you down. It never runs out of power, can go on any firm terrain, and can't be killed. It starts in Kazahkstan, though, and can't swim. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:888967553] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote> What did you pick? #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 1 Million View Results If you picked numbers, here's what they do: <quote>[1] - You are a smoke human. You look normal, but can turn into smoke at will and generate smoke of any type. You aren't affected by smoke inhalation dangers, etc. If someone would inflict harm on you, like with a machete or gunshot, it goes through your smoke body (as long as you're conscious). Unlike One Piece, you can still go swimming if you want.</quote> <quote>[2] - You can communicate with animals. You instinctively understand what cats are saying when they meow. If a bird chirps nearby, you know what relevance it has in bird speak. If a half-cerberus, half-dragon, half-King-Slime had a baby with a five-headed hydra-chimera hybrid, there'd be no language barrier. You can turn the power off in one-hour segments, up to 24-hours tops, but you won't be able to turn it back on for that duration, so you must choose wisely. The animals will do your bidding and help you out, but may require certain levels of politeness from you, like those sheep in "Babe".</quote> <quote>[3] - Your life starts resembling the game of Monopoly. You may go to jail for random things like jaywalking (if you do, a policeman resembling the Monopoly cop will pick you up by your collar, as he is wont to do). You may get second place in a beauty pageant you didn't enter or obtain free parking. Whenever you pass a sign that says "go," you find $200 in your pocket. (You can only use each sign once and must have an empty pocket for the money to spawn in.) You may be willed hotels on famous streets like Ventnor Avenue, or find yourself owning railroad companies, allowing you to move up in the world. If you suck at financing, you have a magic banker friend who will buy the properties for a fair rate. (The banker is impartial and can't be bribed.) If you visit another country, and that country has their own Monopoly variant, your Monopoly life applies to those rules as well. (You must visit the country for those rules to apply first, though. You can't win, say, Kazhakstan railroads if you've never been there.)</quote> <quote>[4] - You can magically create any old video game console. It must be at least five years old, but you can make any number of them, plus any games or accessories that come with them. All magic items you make are guaranteed to work and can even be sold, though if you flood the market with extremely rare games/special editions/etc., others may become suspicious. You have a magic dimension made especially to hold your created VG periphernalia (you can enter it yourself and walk around, but can't put non-VG things in there for storage or bring anyone else in. It resembles the warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark). The first time you would die, if it's not of natural causes, you respawn in the warehouse and begin from your most recent day with no further lives. (For instance, if you die of a heart attack, you restart the day again, but whatever bodily factor that lead to the heart attack would never occur. This can be used to cure cancer, incurable diseases, etc.) </quote> <quote> [5] - You gain five million dollars and can pick one of the above powers to call your own. The selection is permanent. </quote> If you voted any other number, these things now apply to your life: You're one million dollars in debt suddenly Smoke scares you and may give you a heart attack Animals of all sizes hate you and will never like you. You can telepathically hear them plotting... If you ever say the word Monopoly, an evil magic banker will try killing you (he respawns if slain) An evil sentient Kazahkstani train named Saltanat knows your location and will try hunting you down. It never runs out of power, can go on any firm terrain, and can't be killed. It starts in Kazahkstan, though, and can't swim.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DonaldClinton 10/23/17 8:42:46 AM #2:	I chose 4. Not bad --- Making Anerica Great Again <cite>DonaldClinton posted [p:888967624] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote>I chose 4. Not bad</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution998 10/23/17 8:43:09 AM #3:	I took the sure thing. I regret nothing. --- The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poli' meaning many, and the word 'ticks' meaning blood sucking parasites. <cite>Caution998 posted [p:888967633] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote>I took the sure thing. I regret nothing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
QassTank 10/23/17 8:44:02 AM #4:	I got 5. So I take power 4 as well. --- John 6:53 Jesus promoting cannibalism. AssultTank at work! Work PC 1 account. <cite>QassTank posted [p:888967672] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote>I got 5. So I take power 4 as well.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 10/23/17 8:46:06 AM #5:	What is the point of these topics? At least Milkman puts hot girls in them --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:888967727] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote>What is the point of these topics? At least Milkman puts hot girls in them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 10/23/17 8:47:13 AM #6:	awesome999 posted... What is the point of these topics? At least Milkman puts hot girls in them There are hot girls in the evil sentient Kazahkstan train. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:888967774] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote><cite>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote>What is the point of these topics? At least Milkman puts hot girls in them</quote>There are hot girls in the evil sentient Kazahkstan train.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wetterdew 10/23/17 9:07:11 AM #7:	Shotgunnova posted... awesome999 posted... What is the point of these topics? At least Milkman puts hot girls in them There are hot girls in the evil sentient Kazahkstan train. This topic is more interesting than "pick a hot girl" so don't listen to him. Not everybody even likes girls. --- Touch fuzzy get dizzy. <cite>Wetterdew posted [p:888968421] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote><cite>Shotgunnova posted...</cite> <quote><cite>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote>What is the point of these topics? At least Milkman puts hot girls in them</quote>There are hot girls in the evil sentient Kazahkstan train.</quote> This topic is more interesting than "pick a hot girl" so don't listen to him. Not everybody even likes girls.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 10/23/17 9:52:36 AM #8:	Wetterdew posted... This topic is more interesting than "pick a hot girl" so don't listen to him. I'll have to remember a wish-twisting hot girl option next time. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:888970278] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote><cite>Wetterdew posted...</cite> <quote>This topic is more interesting than "pick a hot girl" so don't listen to him.</quote>I'll have to remember a wish-twisting hot girl option next time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 10/23/17 9:58:23 AM #10:	I picked the money because I was certain all the options would be girls. --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:888970541] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote>I picked the money because I was certain all the options would be girls.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 10/23/17 8:30:37 PM #11:	2. Ok --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:889008782] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote>2. Ok</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KookyCouture 10/23/17 8:34:13 PM #12:	I clicked 2! You can communicate with animals. You instinctively understand what cats are saying when they meow. YES, this is a dream come true for me! --- Drink up me hearties, yo ho <cite>KookyCouture posted [p:889009052] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote>I clicked 2! <quote>You can communicate with animals. You instinctively understand what cats are saying when they meow.</quote> YES, this is a dream come true for me! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 10/23/17 8:35:46 PM #13:	holds up two fingers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtw98M5A7t8 --- http://i.imgur.com/AmYzc7a.jpg http://i.imgur.com/yFjyFRg.jpg <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:889009150] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote>holds up two fingers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtw98M5A7t8</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VTBM 10/23/17 8:36:24 PM #14:	5. Nice, I choose 4 --- http://darkvisionsofterror.bandcamp.com/ http://i.imgur.com/e7sCCSb.png http://i.imgtc.com/AlmbdTG49T.jpg <cite>VTBM posted [p:889009192] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote>5. Nice, I choose 4</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AffligemFR 10/23/17 8:36:29 PM #15:	GiftedACIII posted... 2. Ok It would be so cool to talk to animals --- Massive walking dead fan :) <cite>AffligemFR posted [p:889009194] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote><cite>GiftedACIII posted...</cite> <quote>2. Ok</quote> It would be so cool to talk to animals</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KookyDetective 10/23/17 8:36:32 PM #16:	after reading I choose 5. simple --- Due to the position of that lamp, I can, without hesitation, come to the conclusion that she was murdered. https://i.imgtc.com/VOEsHll.png <cite>KookyDetective posted [p:889009198] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote>after reading I choose 5. simple</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 10/23/17 8:38:17 PM #17:	I picked 3. Sounds interesting. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:889009335] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote>I picked 3. Sounds interesting.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DonaldClinton 10/23/17 9:56:16 PM #18:	@KookyDetective posted... after reading I choose 5. simple That's cheating. You have to choose before you enter the topic --- Making Anerica Great Again <cite>DonaldClinton posted [p:889014599] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote><cite>@KookyDetective posted...</cite> <quote>after reading I choose 5. simple</quote> That's cheating. You have to choose before you enter the topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnragedSlith 10/23/17 9:57:12 PM #19:	Caution998 posted... I took the sure thing. I regret nothing. --- You gotta fly like an eagle and not.b... be like a turkey <cite>EnragedSlith posted [p:889014656] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote><cite>Caution998 posted...</cite> <quote>I took the sure thing. I regret nothing.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Uncle_Drew 10/23/17 10:02:55 PM #20:	Picked 4, not bad Though understanding animals would be cool af --- R.I.P. Cavs Uncle Drew 2011-2017 <cite>Uncle_Drew posted [p:889015065] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote>Picked 4, not bad Though understanding animals would be cool af</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KookyDetective 10/23/17 10:06:42 PM #21:	DonaldClinton posted... @KookyDetective posted... after reading I choose 5. simple That's cheating. You have to choose before you enter the topic where does it say that --- Due to the position of that lamp, I can, without hesitation, come to the conclusion that she was murdered. https://i.imgtc.com/VOEsHll.png <cite>KookyDetective posted [p:889015334] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote><cite>DonaldClinton posted...</cite> <quote><cite>@KookyDetective posted...</cite> <quote>after reading I choose 5. simple</quote> That's cheating. You have to choose before you enter the topic</quote> where does it say that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sami1000 10/23/17 10:07:48 PM #22:	AffligemFR posted... GiftedACIII posted... 2. Ok It would be so cool to talk to animals Fuck that. I would pick number 4 over any of those. --- Can't think any good sig <cite>Sami1000 posted [p:889015407] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote><cite>AffligemFR posted...</cite> <quote><cite>GiftedACIII posted...</cite> <quote>2. Ok</quote> It would be so cool to talk to animals</quote> Fuck that. I would pick number 4 over any of those.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 10/23/17 10:10:07 PM #23:	Power #4, as long as I play it right, I'm set for life (or two as long it's not dying of old age). KookyDetective posted... DonaldClinton posted... @KookyDetective posted... after reading I choose 5. simple That's cheating. You have to choose before you enter the topic where does it say that Board tradition. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:889015568] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote>Power #4, as long as I play it right, I'm set for life (or two as long it's not dying of old age). <cite>KookyDetective posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DonaldClinton posted...</cite> <quote><cite>@KookyDetective posted...</cite> <quote>after reading I choose 5. simple</quote> That's cheating. You have to choose before you enter the topic</quote> where does it say that</quote> Board tradition.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 10/23/17 10:17:57 PM #24:	If I choose number 1, can I turn to smoke, go inside someone, and then pop them like a balloon? Is my face recognizable when in smoke form? --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:889016066] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote>If I choose number 1, can I turn to smoke, go inside someone, and then pop them like a balloon? Is my face recognizable when in smoke form?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 10/23/17 10:27:52 PM #26:	jumi posted... If I choose number 1, can I turn to smoke, go inside someone, and then pop them like a balloon? Is my face recognizable when in smoke form? You can turn into smoke and force yourself into a person, asphixiate them, then come back out with no harm done. You can form your face (or any body part) in the smoke if you wanted, since you have complete control over the smoke. If there's some property of smoke that makes people explode like a Mortal Kombat fatality, you can do that too, provided you use the same type of smoke. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:889016737] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote><cite>jumi posted...</cite> <quote>If I choose number 1, can I turn to smoke, go inside someone, and then pop them like a balloon? Is my face recognizable when in smoke form?</quote>You can turn into smoke and force yourself into a person, asphixiate them, then come back out with no harm done. You can form your face (or any body part) in the smoke if you wanted, since you have complete control over the smoke. If there's some property of smoke that makes people explode like a Mortal Kombat fatality, you can do that too, provided you use the same type of smoke.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 10/23/17 10:36:00 PM #27:	Shotgunnova posted... If you voted any other number, these things now apply to your life: What does this part mean? If I pick [1], I'm also picking the mentioned negative effects of [2], [3], [4] and [5]? --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:889017304] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote><cite>Shotgunnova posted...</cite> <quote>If you voted any other number, these things now apply to your life:</quote> What does this part mean? If I pick [1], I'm also picking the mentioned negative effects of [2], [3], [4] and [5]?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 10/23/17 10:36:42 PM #28:	Laserion posted... Shotgunnova posted... If you voted any other number, these things now apply to your life: What does this part mean? If I pick [1], I'm also picking the mentioned negative effects of [2], [3], [4] and [5]? If you're a jokester who picks a number that isn't 1-5, you're up a creek. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:889017353] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote><cite>Laserion posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Shotgunnova posted...</cite> <quote>If you voted any other number, these things now apply to your life:</quote> What does this part mean? If I pick [1], I'm also picking the mentioned negative effects of [2], [3], [4] and [5]?</quote>If you're a jokester who picks a number that isn't 1-5, you're up a creek.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Laserion 10/23/17 10:42:45 PM #30:	Shotgunnova posted... If you're a jokester who picks a number that isn't 1-5, you're up a creek. Oh, that makes more sense. It would be bad to have to choose a good thing AND the negative versions of the other 5. --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:889017746] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote><cite>Shotgunnova posted...</cite> <quote>If you're a jokester who picks a number that isn't 1-5, you're up a creek.</quote> Oh, that makes more sense. It would be bad to have to choose a good thing AND the negative versions of the other 5.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Grindcorp9000 10/23/17 10:46:59 PM #31:	I got smoke abilities. That is incredible. --- https://youtu.be/2IDwpTABJG4 <cite>Grindcorp9000 posted [p:889018022] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote>I got smoke abilities. That is incredible.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber 10/23/17 10:56:54 PM #32:	a policeman resembling the Monopoly cop will pick you up by your collar, Don't wear a collar = Profit?!?1? <cite>Dash_Harber posted [p:889018709] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote><quote>a policeman resembling the Monopoly cop will pick you up by your collar,</quote> Don't wear a collar = Profit?!?1?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 10/24/17 7:25:55 AM #33:	Dash_Harber posted... a policeman resembling the Monopoly cop will pick you up by your collar, Don't wear a collar = Profit?!?1? The cop is picking you up regardless of collar status. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:889035578] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dash_Harber posted...</cite> <quote><quote>a policeman resembling the Monopoly cop will pick you up by your collar,</quote>Don't wear a collar = Profit?!?1?</quote>The cop is picking you up regardless of collar status.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 10/25/17 11:29:50 AM #34:	Dash_Harber posted... a policeman resembling the Monopoly cop will pick you up by your collar, Don't wear a collar = Profit?!?1? The cop is picking you up regardless of collar status. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:889112209] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dash_Harber posted...</cite> <quote><quote>a policeman resembling the Monopoly cop will pick you up by your collar,</quote>Don't wear a collar = Profit?!?1?</quote>The cop is picking you up regardless of collar status.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 10/26/17 9:46:19 AM #35:	Dash_Harber posted... a policeman resembling the Monopoly cop will pick you up by your collar, Don't wear a collar = Profit?!?1? The cop is picking you up regardless of collar status. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:889175864] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dash_Harber posted...</cite> <quote><quote>a policeman resembling the Monopoly cop will pick you up by your collar,</quote>Don't wear a collar = Profit?!?1?</quote>The cop is picking you up regardless of collar status.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SubtletyRefuge 10/28/17 5:21:17 AM #36:	What happened in here? --- Real subtle <cite>SubtletyRefuge posted [p:889299217] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote>What happened in here?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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divot1338 10/28/17 5:31:25 AM #38:	Uncle_Drew posted... Picked 4, not bad Though understanding animals would be cool af I dunno. It would mostly just be youre home over and over. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:889299414] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote><cite>Uncle_Drew posted...</cite> <quote>Picked 4, not bad Though understanding animals would be cool af</quote> I dunno. It would mostly just be youre home over and over.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gguirao 10/30/17 4:09:34 AM #40:	$1 million --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:889412506] in $1 Million... [t:75910140]...</cite> <quote>$1 million</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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