Current Events > ButtSlamBoyz Headquarters: Nobody beats our cheeks!

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Yeah I totally am lol
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Avi is in there nuking it
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I heard Avi would actually rather do it with skinny Asian guys for the rest of his life than even look at your shirtless torso, MT. That's got to hurt.
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I dropped this bowl-busting butthole-tearing deuce last week, I had to borrow MT's plunger to force it down the hole
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I am so glad you shared.
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The toilet is where I do all my shitposting from, hehehehehe
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what's the scouter say about MT's power level?!
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You always post on a toilet?
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Xelltrix posted...

I heard Avi would actually rather do it with skinny Asian guys for the rest of his life than even look at your shirtless torso, MT. That's got to hurt.

If only i could believe it.

AvlButtslam posted...

The toilet is where I do all my shitposting from, hehehehehe

I believe it
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I accept responsibility for creating this monster, and now it's up to me to destroy it
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Sabotage his pre-workout.
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We must power up Avi in order to defeat MT's ego
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Do people get a power up when dey move in with Avi
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only if they have melanin
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

only if they have melanin

rofl
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People tend to get horny when near me
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I'd strongly disagree.
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AvlButtslam posted...

There's only one solution. Xell, Near, Pebbles, the three of you get super buff and start whoring yourself out more than MT.

I'm too lazy to try and buff up. I'd much rather look at the guys who put in the effort.
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Guess im here to stay baby
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Tbh if you gained a little weight and maybe just a tiny bit of muscle mass you'd be the hottest one here imo
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CoolBeansAvi posted...

Tbh if you gained a little weight and maybe just a tiny bit of muscle mass you'd be the hottest one here imo

Thank you.

Even to this day, I find it weird when people compliment me on how I look due to me having a history of having low self-esteem back when I was a kid and teenager.
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I think I was about 22 or 23 when I realized what a cute boy I was
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It's too late to put the monster back in its cage.
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That's what I say every #WhipItOutWednesday
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Whose monster are you trying to tame now?
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Not mine anymore lol
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Do you and Avi take turns on who brings a sex partner home? We know Avi has whipitoutwednesday
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MT brings more people over than I do. I don't like people in my space tbh.
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Zodd3224 posted...

_Near_ posted...

In Gamefaqs, sexually based topics are considered especially moddable.
In Current Events, the dedicated gay posters and their less-desirable straight counterparts are members of an elite squad known as the ButtslamBoyz. These are their stories.

Tbh Megatech seems pretty desirable, and Im straight AF

Why would you increase his already out of control ego?

Like why?
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AvlButtslam posted...

and start whoring yourself out more than MT.

See I think this is the problem right here. The only reason MT seems to be the hot one is just because he whores himself out like crazy on CE. BVD, start posting more selfies and shirtless pics and stuff.
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Wish dere were female hot ones whoring demselves on here tbh
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But aren't you gay?
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No lol, I'm straight as FUCK
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BatmanVonDoom posted...

Zodd3224 posted...

_Near_ posted...

In Gamefaqs, sexually based topics are considered especially moddable.
In Current Events, the dedicated gay posters and their less-desirable straight counterparts are members of an elite squad known as the ButtslamBoyz. These are their stories.

Tbh Megatech seems pretty desirable, and Im straight AF

Why would you increase his already out of control ego?

Like why?

Yo, hold up! My ego is in check! What are you saying BVD. Everyone here talks about me more than I do! I just go along with it. Not that I mind

AvlButtslam posted...

because he whores himself out like crazy on CE

Lmao this is a lie! I posted one pic for $$ and then people liked it.
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I have a friend who is obsessed with the gay "white culture". He keeps comparing himself to the gays of Hell's Kitchen and all the thin, fit gay men. Sometimes he gets on my nerves.
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Gross
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Why haven't you changed dat creepy sig yet avi
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disgusting
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Hey veggies
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I have done sooo little work since like before I even went to Hawaii
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Hire a hot temp worker and impress them with your work skills
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One thing I've excelled in at every job I've had is maintaining the illusion of doing a lot of work despite doing nothing a lot of the time
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Smh. I'll be here actually enjoying my job.
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Ha, everyone get a load of this nerd ^
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"I am in heaven when I am surrounded by babka."
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OMG I'M DYING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xh0urfrUMc
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It's below freezing today. Winter is coming as we svenskar say. Or is it the Starks who say it? Well, most of them are dead anyway so we can take their words.
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BalanceLost posted...

It's below freezing today. Winter is coming as we svenskar say. Or is it the Starks who say it? Well, most of them are dead anyway so we can take their words.

It's mid 90's this weekend onward here
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I hope its actually somewhat cold during christmas dis year in Florida.... why can't it snow omg
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In MD the temps go from 47-73. Cold af in the morning
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