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3khc
10/16/17 12:44:28 AM
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I started deeded before puberty so there was no webbing.
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ProtoManSPx
10/16/17 12:46:39 AM
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I was familiar with what it was already.
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Ic3Bullet
10/16/17 12:51:53 AM
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I had heard about deeding butt nobody had ever told me how it ended. So that part came as a surprise.
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UncleBourbon33
10/16/17 12:52:23 AM
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I thought I was peeing at first.
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Fin_Dawg_004
10/16/17 12:52:43 AM
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UncleBourbon33 posted...
I thought I was peeing at first.

this
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I4NRulez
10/16/17 12:54:02 AM
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not very, saw some dude do it in a 90's porn.

It was kinda weird at first but i wasnt like shocked
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TroutPaste
10/16/17 12:54:31 AM
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I decided to do it more often
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MorbidFaithless
10/16/17 12:54:40 AM
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Is it bad i don't rememebr the first time I jo
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Lost_All_Senses
10/16/17 12:57:11 AM
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MorbidFaithless posted...
Is it bad i don't rememebr the first time I jo


I don't either. I hardly remember anything
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bknight
10/16/17 12:57:13 AM
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I was sneaking around, looking at my uncle's dirty magazine and touching down there. It felt good so I kept on going and it just built up and up and bam, it's everywhere. Panicked, no idea what happened and ran away.
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DocileOrangeCup
10/16/17 12:58:09 AM
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ProtoManSPx
10/16/17 12:58:42 AM
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I finished by bed humping the first time, I think. Didn't enjoy using hands until 13-14+
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Robin_Dude
10/16/17 12:58:54 AM
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I kept nutting in my sleep, before I even knew it was a thing. Yeah, we had education on that kind of thing happening from middle school onwards, but they basically just said "if it happens, don't worry it's normal".

I straight up didn't learn about deeding til my friends started joking around about it in like 8th grade.
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Raikuro
10/16/17 12:59:55 AM
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I didn't know what it was until my brother and his friend did it for me
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MabusIncarnate
10/16/17 1:00:09 AM
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lol, I still remember the exact moment and i'm 36. Life deedfying moment.
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Lost_All_Senses
10/16/17 1:02:44 AM
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Oh God this is getting bad
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Insanity216
10/16/17 1:02:52 AM
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Raikuro posted...
I didn't know what it was until my brother and his friend did it for me

WTF?
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MabusIncarnate
10/16/17 1:04:58 AM
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Raikuro posted...
I didn't know what it was until my brother and his friend did it for me

um..
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ProtoManSPx
10/16/17 1:05:41 AM
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Raikuro posted...
I didn't know what it was until my brother and his friend did it for me

Uhh showed you or did it for you? <_<
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Peter_Griffin33
10/16/17 1:05:44 AM
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3k you need to stop

Raikuro posted...
I didn't know what it was until my brother and his friend did it for me

the fuck
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snakes_righteye
10/16/17 1:07:33 AM
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There are words I don't understand.

Deeding? Never heard this before
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MabusIncarnate
10/16/17 1:09:45 AM
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snakes_righteye posted...
There are words I don't understand.

Deeding? Never heard this before

Like, doing the dirty deed?
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MabusIncarnate
10/16/17 1:11:42 AM
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Flogging the dolphin? Pulling your pork? Spanking your monkey??
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ProtoManSPx
10/16/17 1:12:25 AM
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I never liked the term nut though. Sounds gross.
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yemmy
10/16/17 1:14:25 AM
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i thought i broke something lol
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Manocheese
10/16/17 1:17:29 AM
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@glitteringfairy
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snakes_righteye
10/16/17 1:20:04 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
snakes_righteye posted...
There are words I don't understand.

Deeding? Never heard this before

Like, doing the dirty deed?


I get it. I've just never heard it.
9rYVxqH
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MabusIncarnate
10/16/17 1:21:16 AM
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snakes_righteye posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
snakes_righteye posted...
There are words I don't understand.

Deeding? Never heard this before

Like, doing the dirty deed?


I get it. I've just never heard it.
9rYVxqH

lol It's more of a CE term than a general term.
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EternalDivide
10/16/17 2:12:16 AM
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I can describe in detail going to Marineland Of The Pacific and exactly where I stood on the street downtown with my mother and aunt when we did Hands Across America when I was 4.

Hand to god I have no memory of the first time that happened though.
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Ic3Bullet
10/16/17 4:08:44 AM
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snakes_righteye posted...
I get it. I've just never heard it.

It's used a lot here because it's one of the only terms you can use for it that won't get modded.
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CarlGrimes
10/16/17 4:16:28 AM
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I remember the first time something came out. I put it on a piece of paper and it sat around for years.
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PowerMang
10/16/17 4:26:25 AM
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I finally figured it out while watching the movie King Ralph. It was really late one night. I was 11 or 12 years old. Camille Coduri is the lady who helped...she's better known as Rose's mom on Doctor Who.

Even then, I was going at it like I was trying to make a fire. Swirling it and such <__<
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Lonestar2000
10/16/17 4:44:43 AM
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I had my first nut without even touching my dick.
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MuayThai85
10/16/17 4:48:52 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
MorbidFaithless posted...
Is it bad i don't rememebr the first time I jo


I don't either. I hardly remember anything


I remember. I was watching porn on my parents black box (the one that gave you all the ppv channels and stuff). I had been deeding for a few days but had never finished. Well, that time I did. It had a greenish tinge to it for some reason and my whole body went numb. Went and sat in the bathtub for like an hour right after (the tingling sensation on my body took like 30 minutes to go away).
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ProtoManSPx
10/16/17 11:36:20 PM
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@CarlGrimes posted...
I remember the first time something came out. I put it on a piece of paper and it sat around for years.

Lol why? What if someone found it...
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C_Pain
10/16/17 11:38:00 PM
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Yeah I thought I had to pee too.

I think I was a late bloomer. >_> I used to like watch porn and just get a boner but not do anything with it.
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Scotty_Rogers
10/16/17 11:42:13 PM
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I remember mine like yesterday. I was 11 years old and I already knew about masturbation from sex ed in 5th grade, so nah, I wasn't confused.
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slipknirvana
10/16/17 11:42:50 PM
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Didn't know what it was
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CarlGrimes
10/16/17 11:54:26 PM
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ProtoManSPx posted...
@CarlGrimes posted...
I remember the first time something came out. I put it on a piece of paper and it sat around for years.

Lol why? What if someone found it...

It was a dried up stain on a crispy piece of scrap paper. It wasn't sperm, it was just the other stuff.
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Zodd3224
10/16/17 11:56:21 PM
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I was confused AF
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3khc
10/18/17 12:30:14 PM
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I thought it was cool. I've seen it in porn, so I wasn't unaware.
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Laserion
10/18/17 12:31:38 PM
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3khc posted...
I started deeded before puberty so there was no webbing.

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wasserpanzer
10/18/17 12:33:49 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
I was confused AF

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E32005
10/18/17 12:34:29 PM
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ProtoManSPx posted...
I was familiar with what it was already.

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