Poll of the Day > So I forgot to pay this ticket

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usui88
10/13/17 6:46:11 PM
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And my license was suspended and a warrant just got issued for my arrest

Whoopsies
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RedPixel
10/13/17 6:55:17 PM
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Remember not to drop the soap.
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Ogurisama
10/13/17 6:56:09 PM
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RedPixel posted...
Remember not to drop the soap.

TC sounds forgetful, so I think he will forget, and end up dropping it
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thecolorgreen
10/13/17 7:19:45 PM
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Rip
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darcandkharg31
10/13/17 7:21:48 PM
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Just punch the biggest guy in the room and you'll be fine.
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TheWorstPoster
10/13/17 7:22:41 PM
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The law is the law.

Fight it in court, and hopefully you will win. But if you go to jail, keep yourself safe.
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SkynyrdRocker
10/13/17 7:28:43 PM
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lmao
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argonautweakend
10/13/17 7:52:13 PM
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RedPixel posted...
Remember not to drop the soap.


you can drop it but crouch to pick it up.
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Mover_of_Zigs
10/13/17 8:04:44 PM
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I was actually arrested once and spent the night in jail over a parking ticket that I did pay. Clerical error, I guess... But since it had been 3 months since I paid it, I didn't have a receipt anymore. I paid cash, so I had no way to prove I paid it. So I had to pay the ticket again plus court fees.
The worst part was that some asshole made me take down the blanket fort I made in my cell.
1/10: would not stay again.

Also, don't ever throw receipts away. Ever.
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benbeverfaqs
10/13/17 8:10:04 PM
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You get arrested for not paying?

Where I live they just increase the amount of money until it's in the thousands after a couple of months and they (via court) can take possession of your bank account and/or the contents of your house.
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TheWorstPoster
10/13/17 8:11:54 PM
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Mover_of_Zigs posted...
The worst part was that some asshole made me take down the blanket fort I made in my cell.


What happened exactly?
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mooreandrew58
10/13/17 8:19:59 PM
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benbeverfaqs posted...
You get arrested for not paying?

Where I live they just increase the amount of money until it's in the thousands after a couple of months and they (via court) can take possession of your bank account and/or the contents of your house.


they do where I live. and at bad times too. came up like 8 or 9 o'clock at night to arrest my mom's husband several years back. then the dick acted like he was going to shoot the dogs because he tried walking in without anyone telling him to come in (dude went to grab a coat cause it was cold and of course his ID and shit) and the officer decided like 2 seconds to walk into the house, and naturally the dogs came running and barking.
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Mover_of_Zigs
10/13/17 8:40:42 PM
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benbeverfaqs posted...
You get arrested for not paying?
Yep. I'm not sure if they would have bothered coming to my house over that, but I got stopped for something trivial like a light out and they saw there was a warrant and asked me to step out. I had no fucking clue what was going on since I hadn't actually done anything wrong.

TheWorstPoster posted...
What happened exactly?
Not much. I was pissy for obvious reasons so I decided to make the best of it and made a blanket fort. The guard was making her rounds and saw it and told me I can't do that.
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TheWorstPoster
10/13/17 8:49:33 PM
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Mover_of_Zigs posted...
Not much. I was pissy for obvious reasons so I decided to make the best of it and made a blanket fort. The guard was making her rounds and saw it and told me I can't do that.


Was she cute?
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Mover_of_Zigs
10/13/17 8:52:34 PM
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I don't remember...maybe?
In hindsight I probably should have invited her into my fortress of solitude.
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usui88
10/13/17 8:58:16 PM
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Ive been arrested twice and Im not about a third time. I payed the ticket today. $165 not too bad

And who said I wouldnt drop the soap intentionally
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TheWorstPoster
10/13/17 8:59:11 PM
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Mover_of_Zigs posted...
I don't remember...maybe?
In hindsight I probably should have invited her into my fortress of solitude.


If for some reason you do get arrested again (hopefully you don't), do exactly that if you see her again.
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mipond
10/13/17 9:37:23 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
Mover_of_Zigs posted...
I don't remember...maybe?
In hindsight I probably should have invited her into my fortress of solitude.


If for some reason you do get arrested again (hopefully you don't), do exactly that if you see her again.

Don't do this.
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TheWorstPoster
10/13/17 9:38:16 PM
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mipond posted...

Don't do this.


It was a joke
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