Current Events > My friend's wife gave him a pegging ultimatum and he wants me to help decide

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hortanz
10/13/17 4:49:20 PM
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For some reason since August she's been really persistent about the idea of doing buttplay with him, to the point where if he's sort of drunk or tired and she can tell she'll try to slip a thumb and hope he doesn't notice. Yesterday she got really impatient about it apparently and told my friend that she'll let him do whatever he wants to her poop chute if he gives her one night to go to down on his boipuss. He's pretty conflicted and not sure what to do.

I don't know why he's asking me he has way more experience with womemes than I do but whatever. I'm debating just telling him to go for it because it might lead to a funny story but what if it emotionally scars him and he never wants to do sex again? I don't think I can live with that guilt.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
10/13/17 4:50:32 PM
#2:


Pegging is amazing.
Anal play is wonderful, powerful orgasms when you're ass in full and clenching against something.
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Unsugarized_Foo
10/13/17 4:51:12 PM
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Tell him that you'll try it out for him
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Fam_Fam
10/13/17 4:52:41 PM
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hes a goddamn idiot
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Giant_Aspirin
10/13/17 4:56:03 PM
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hortanz posted...
she'll try to slip a thumb and hope he doesn't notice.


.... i dont see how someone could not notice an object entering his rectum
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smoke_break
10/13/17 4:57:01 PM
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ehhhh I don't think I'd ever try ass play I'd be afraid that it'll trigger a shit because I already poop a lot tbh
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Two_Dee
10/13/17 4:57:37 PM
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smoke_break posted...
ehhhh I don't think I'd ever try ass play I'd be afraid that it'll trigger a shit because I already poop a lot tbh

thats why you take a few hours before the event to prep your GI tract
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hortanz
10/13/17 4:58:11 PM
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smoke_break posted...
ehhhh I don't think I'd ever try ass play I'd be afraid that it'll trigger a shit because I already poop a lot tbh


aren't you supposed to do a thorough GI cleanse beforehand specifically to prevent this
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Giant_Aspirin
10/13/17 4:58:20 PM
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Two_Dee posted...
smoke_break posted...
ehhhh I don't think I'd ever try ass play I'd be afraid that it'll trigger a shit because I already poop a lot tbh

thats why you take a few hours before the event to prep your GI tract


enemas really take a few hours?
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Omnislasher
10/13/17 4:59:17 PM
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what's his problem?
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apocalyptic_4
10/13/17 5:00:36 PM
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Lmao

Hell naw that ain't worth it. She better A2M to for all that.
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hortanz
10/13/17 5:02:39 PM
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I meant to type "go to town" instead of "go down" I just realized
I have no idea if she's going to rim him

I really hecking hope this isn't a thing they do often since she's kissed me on the cheek and shared drinks w/ me before ugh
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SSJGrimReaper
10/13/17 5:07:03 PM
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is this topic about green butter
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Zodd3224
10/13/17 5:09:21 PM
#14:


Give him the go ahead TC
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cawmaster5
10/13/17 5:11:03 PM
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i knew a really hot chick who was into this

shame we never did anything
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badasstion
10/13/17 5:11:34 PM
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Pegging is amazing.
Anal play is wonderful, powerful orgasms when you're ass in full and clenching against something.


But I get modded for fucking talking about poop. This place is a joke
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COVxy
10/13/17 5:14:19 PM
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badasstion posted...

The joke is you being unable to understand context.

Probably a combination of the fact that you have an awful moderation history for what is likely race baiting bullshit, on top of the fact that you don't even know if someone even marked his post and whether a moderator would have seen it within the 22 minutes since it was posted.
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hortanz
10/13/17 5:15:29 PM
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badasstion posted...
But I get modded for fucking talking about poop. This place is a joke


yeah when it comes to running this place I guess you could say the mods really
shit the bed
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frozenshock
10/13/17 5:15:42 PM
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Misread the title as "penguin ultimatum" and I was like wtf

But I only got 4 hours of sleep last night
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thanosibe
10/13/17 5:19:20 PM
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He should tell her to fuck off. You don't manipulate people into sex acts for your own selfishness that aren't willing to do. It's a good sign this gal ain't for him.
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Freddie_Mercury
10/13/17 5:22:24 PM
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do u really love her if u don't go spelunking together
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hortanz
10/13/17 5:51:44 PM
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frozenshock posted...
But I only got 4 hours of sleep last night


why so few hours
if you don't take care of yourself who will? :c
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badasstion
10/13/17 8:20:51 PM
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COVxy posted...
badasstion posted...

The joke is you being unable to understand context.

Probably a combination of the fact that you have an awful moderation history for what is likely race baiting bullshit, on top of the fact that you don't even know if someone even marked his post and whether a moderator would have seen it within the 22 minutes since it was posted.


Imagine being salty enough to write this angry little paragraph over what i said lmao seek help, bud
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ssj3vegeta_
10/13/17 8:22:30 PM
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MakoReizei
10/13/17 8:23:24 PM
#25:


You're less of a man if you willingly let your girl peg you
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SmidgeIsntBack
10/13/17 8:26:10 PM
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As a fan of butt stuff,

thanosibe posted...
He should tell her to fuck off. You don't manipulate people into sex acts for your own selfishness that aren't willing to do. It's a good sign this gal ain't for him.

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alexander37
10/13/17 8:27:13 PM
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I would most def do it in order to get to put things in her butt
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GiftedACIII
10/13/17 9:28:00 PM
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lol
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_Krave_
10/13/17 9:30:05 PM
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Sounds awesome. It's nice to have a woman who wants to try new things and is actually interested in you. It shows that she still gives a fuck.
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Dragonblade01
10/13/17 9:32:17 PM
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Uh, you don't pressure people into sex like that or try to engage without their consent. That's fucked up.
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CanuckCowboy
10/13/17 9:32:36 PM
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That's more a bargain than an ultimatum.

I mean I couldn't do it I don't think but an ultimatum is more "do it or I'm going to find a guy who will".
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Harpie
10/13/17 9:33:22 PM
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She's being kinda rapey
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SmidgeIsntBack
10/13/17 9:33:59 PM
#33:


_Krave_ posted...
Sounds awesome. It's nice to have a woman who wants to try new things and is actually interested in you. It shows that she still gives a fuck.


This is true, but trying to finger your partner when they can't consent isn't how you experiment as a couple.
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__aCEr__
10/13/17 9:47:29 PM
#34:


Married a girl who wasn't letting him in her backdoor. That's a paddlin'.
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MutantJohn
10/13/17 10:13:44 PM
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SmidgeIsntBack posted...
_Krave_ posted...
Sounds awesome. It's nice to have a woman who wants to try new things and is actually interested in you. It shows that she still gives a fuck.


This is true, but trying to finger your partner when they can't consent isn't how you experiment as a couple.

Lol.
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thanosibe
10/13/17 11:26:13 PM
#36:


Harpie posted...
She's being kinda rapey

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thanosibe
10/13/17 11:26:31 PM
#37:


SmidgeIsntBack posted...
_Krave_ posted...
Sounds awesome. It's nice to have a woman who wants to try new things and is actually interested in you. It shows that she still gives a fuck.


This is true, but trying to finger your partner when they can't consent isn't how you experiment as a couple.

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Omnislasher
10/14/17 12:03:52 AM
#38:


also this isn't even a fucking ultimatum. at all.
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hortanz
10/14/17 1:57:19 AM
#39:


I just like that word and rarely get to use it get off my back omg

__aCEr__ posted...
Married a girl who wasn't letting him in her backdoor. That's a paddlin'.

? they're not married
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thanosibe
10/14/17 8:37:02 AM
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Harpie posted...
She's being kinda rapey

SmidgeIsntBack posted...
_Krave_ posted...
Sounds awesome. It's nice to have a woman who wants to try new things and is actually interested in you. It shows that she still gives a fuck.


This is true, but trying to finger your partner when they can't consent isn't how you experiment as a couple.
These man. Wtf is up with people in this thread? You go sticking you dick in a gal when she's drunk this conversation would be a whole lot different. Ditch this gal. Stat!
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thelovefist
10/14/17 8:44:27 AM
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badasstion posted...
COVxy posted...
badasstion posted...

The joke is you being unable to understand context.

Probably a combination of the fact that you have an awful moderation history for what is likely race baiting bullshit, on top of the fact that you don't even know if someone even marked his post and whether a moderator would have seen it within the 22 minutes since it was posted.


Imagine being salty enough to write this angry little paragraph over what i said lmao seek help, bud

Looks like another ROD alt
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hortanz
10/14/17 6:18:25 PM
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RNGenie
10/14/17 11:53:00 PM
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A rather interesting topic to be a part of now.
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