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_BlueMonk
10/13/17 2:14:23 PM
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Job: Entry level, minimum wage job.
Requirements: MINIMUM 5 YEARS EXPERIENCE, ADVANCED DEGREE, QUALIFICATIONS FROM STATE, FEDERAL, AND LOCAL ADMINISTRATIONS. MUST WORK WEEKENDS AND WHEN ASKED TO. NO BENEFITS

Part time.
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Turtlebread
10/13/17 2:15:22 PM
#2:


must be obtuse and lacking in common sense
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Two_Dee
10/13/17 2:15:45 PM
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so it says here youre good with excel
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DK9292
10/13/17 2:15:45 PM
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If it's a manager it's not a fucking entry level position.
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_BlueMonk
10/13/17 2:16:48 PM
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DK9292 posted...
If it's a manager it's not a fucking entry level position.

good point

*MUST HAVE MINIMUM 10 YEARS MANAGEMENT EXPERIENCE.
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DragonGirlYuki
10/13/17 2:17:06 PM
#6:


Credential creep is real.
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SavenForever
10/13/17 2:25:03 PM
#7:


"Oh hey, people are applying for this job. I'm just going to sit here and do nothing. Not even send them an email when it expires telling them we moved on. My job is awesome."
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MacDaMurderer
10/13/17 2:42:19 PM
#8:


Government hiring managers

"So we see you applied for this job and would like to schedule an interview. Oh you found a job 5 months ago a week after you applied? Sorry about that enjoy your day"
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