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FF_Redux
10/12/17 5:15:14 PM
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TheJBD
10/12/17 5:19:39 PM
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I have a dangly sack so my nads have been injured a number of times over the years.

I've sat on them more times than I can count. As I've gotten older I've learned to avoid this for the most part.

But one time. Ok two times. I had this bed that was a wooden frame with a twin mattress. The problem was that the frame was slightly larger than the mattress. Just enough room for my balls to slip right in between the frame and the mattress when I sat on the bed after a shower. My balls would slip in as I was in the process of sitting and then as my weight hit the mattress they would crush my balls up against the frame. Ok, way more than two times.
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badasstion
10/12/17 5:21:24 PM
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TheJBD posted...
I have a dangly sack so my nads have been injured a number of times over the years.


Shriveled master race reporting in.
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TheJBD
10/12/17 5:22:00 PM
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badasstion posted...
TheJBD posted...
I have a dangly sack so my nads have been injured a number of times over the years.


Shriveled master race reporting in.


But can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
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WilliamPorygon
10/12/17 5:34:10 PM
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Sorry, I hate when that happens :(
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Patty_Fleur
10/12/17 5:35:18 PM
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I got small tight testicles
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Go_Totodile
10/12/17 5:35:39 PM
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TC you're kinda weird.
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Duncanwii
10/12/17 5:36:47 PM
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Mine are pretty much gone so my crotch is invicible! Ha ha hahaha ha...oh.
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Lost_All_Senses
10/12/17 5:37:40 PM
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badasstion posted...
TheJBD posted...
I have a dangly sack so my nads have been injured a number of times over the years.


Shriveled master race reporting in.


XD

I don't even care that we were just fighting in another topic. That's funny
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