Poll of the Day > I drink a lot of soda

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DirtBasedSoap
10/10/17 11:20:36 PM
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so they call me Dr Pepper
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Mead
10/10/17 11:25:21 PM
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I think they're saying Dr Pooper
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DirtBasedSoap
10/10/17 11:52:20 PM
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Mead posted...
I think they're saying Dr Pooper

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Firewood18
10/11/17 12:31:55 AM
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I drank Mountain Dew for breakfast for a long time. Then I stopped.
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darcandkharg31
10/11/17 1:00:39 AM
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I only take my soda pop rectally. Gives you that extra kick naw meanz.
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helIy
10/11/17 3:20:37 AM
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probably more like dr dehydrated
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EclairReturns
10/11/17 3:42:20 AM
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helIy posted...
dehydrated


It's ironic, because the purpose of a liquid beverage is precisely to circumvent this.
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mooreandrew58
10/11/17 4:29:40 AM
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EclairReturns posted...
helIy posted...
dehydrated


It's ironic, because the purpose of a liquid beverage is precisely to circumvent this.


must not be too deyhdrating. I survived years on it alone as far as beverages. don't do it anymore but just saying
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helIy
10/11/17 10:52:28 AM
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EclairReturns posted...
helIy posted...
dehydrated


It's ironic, because the purpose of a liquid beverage is precisely to circumvent this.

soda is very dehydrating and is also a diuretic.
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Revelation34
10/11/17 12:27:45 PM
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helIy posted...
EclairReturns posted...
helIy posted...
dehydrated


It's ironic, because the purpose of a liquid beverage is precisely to circumvent this.

soda is very dehydrating and is also a diuretic.


That's a myth.
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helIy
10/11/17 12:52:53 PM
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it really isn't though.
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Revelation34
10/11/17 12:55:03 PM
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helIy posted...
it really isn't though.


Citation needed.
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ZiggiStardust
10/11/17 12:57:45 PM
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are you overweight or obese? the few friends i know who still drink soda regularly are one of the two, ok?
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helIy
10/11/17 12:59:56 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
helIy posted...
it really isn't though.


Citation needed.

you know when you pee, and sometimes it's like dark brown?

that means you are dehydrated.

when you only drink soda, and a lot of it, your piss will always be dark brown.

because you are dehydrated.
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Mario_VS_DK
10/11/17 1:58:15 PM
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helIy posted...
Revelation34 posted...
helIy posted...
it really isn't though.


Citation needed.

you know when you pee, and sometimes it's like dark brown?

that means you are dehydrated.

when you only drink soda, and a lot of it, your piss will always be dark brown.

because you are dehydrated.


There was a time where the only thing I would drink was root beer, and not once in my life has my urine resembled anything close to brown.
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DirtBasedSoap
10/11/17 3:23:05 PM
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i drink like one soda a week at max, you guys need to listen to a tribe called quest
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DirtBasedSoap
10/11/17 3:25:05 PM
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helly, if you start pissing brown thats probably blood and not due to dehydration....
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FellWolf
10/11/17 3:25:12 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
i drink like one soda a week at max, you guys need to listen to a tribe called quest


That's not a lot of soda, liar.
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ZiggiStardust
10/11/17 3:26:06 PM
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helIy posted...
you know when you pee, and sometimes it's like dark brown?

what in the fuck are you even...--
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DirtBasedSoap
10/11/17 3:29:00 PM
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FellWolf posted...
DirtBasedSoap posted...
i drink like one soda a week at max, you guys need to listen to a tribe called quest


That's not a lot of soda, liar.

I DRINK A LOTTA SODA SO THEY CALL ME DOCTAH PEPPAH
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helIy
10/11/17 3:30:07 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
helly, if you start pissing brown thats probably blood and not due to dehydration....

fine, dark tan

saying brown is just easier
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DirtBasedSoap
10/11/17 5:47:21 PM
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no its yellow, dawg
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Revelation34
10/11/17 7:34:46 PM
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helIy posted...
you know when you pee, and sometimes it's like dark brown?

that means you are dehydrated.

when you only drink soda, and a lot of it, your piss will always be dark brown.

because you are dehydrated.


I have literally never seen dark brown pee. Sounds like some weird medical problem. I have also been dehydrated and my pee was closer to orange than yellow.
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helIy
10/12/17 12:34:23 AM
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rsgaaPm PTTOG8A

like using urine to determine how hydrated you are is not a new thing
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DirtBasedSoap
10/12/17 12:45:44 AM
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helIy posted...
rsgaaPm PTTOG8A

like using urine to determine how hydrated you are is not a new thing

wow Ive literally never seen brown (tea colored) piss. probably a good thing
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Revelation34
10/12/17 2:21:59 AM
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helIy posted...
like using urine to determine how hydrated you are is not a new thing


Except if you actually google that none of those are from actual medical sites. I call bullshit on the brown anyway. Also that says nothing about soda anyway.
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helIy
10/12/17 9:11:26 AM
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http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/dehydration/symptoms-causes/syc-20354086

Extreme thirst
Less frequent urination
Dark-colored urine

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RedPixel
10/12/17 9:13:28 AM
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Enjoy the type 2 diabeetus :/
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Revelation34
10/12/17 11:43:24 AM
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helIy posted...
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/dehydration/symptoms-causes/syc-20354086

Extreme thirst
Less frequent urination
Dark-colored urine


Dark doesn't mean brown. Also still says nothing about soda.
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Lorthremar
10/12/17 11:45:47 AM
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ZiggiStardust posted...
helIy posted...
you know when you pee, and sometimes it's like dark brown?

what in the fuck are you even...--

helly exclusively posts dumb shit so idk why you're surprised
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helIy
10/12/17 11:57:05 AM
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... which is why i provided two handy charts that show what the various colors mean.

super not a hard fact to understand.

soda is a diuretic, and you aren't drinking water to replace what you're pissing out. because soda also contains a large amount of sodium and sugar, this can also cause hypernatremia, which is like dehydration on steroids.
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Revelation34
10/12/17 12:04:31 PM
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helIy posted...
... which is why i provided two handy charts that show what the various colors mean.

super not a hard fact to understand.

soda is a diuretic, and you aren't drinking water to replace what you're pissing out. because soda also contains a large amount of sodium and sugar, this can also cause hypernatremia, which is like dehydration on steroids.


You mean charts not from actual medical sites? Sure. Also if you want a real source which you ironically used: https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/expert-answers/caffeinated-drinks/faq-20057965
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helIy
10/12/17 12:19:56 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
helIy posted...
... which is why i provided two handy charts that show what the various colors mean.

super not a hard fact to understand.

soda is a diuretic, and you aren't drinking water to replace what you're pissing out. because soda also contains a large amount of sodium and sugar, this can also cause hypernatremia, which is like dehydration on steroids.


You mean charts not from actual medical sites? Sure. Also if you want a real source which you ironically used: https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/expert-answers/caffeinated-drinks/faq-20057965

which says nothing about the volume of soda ingested, but also does prove my point that soda is a diuretic.

When drunk excessively, such as "all day", you're going to be dehydrated.

#rekt
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Revelation34
10/12/17 1:14:52 PM
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helIy posted...
Revelation34 posted...
helIy posted...
... which is why i provided two handy charts that show what the various colors mean.

super not a hard fact to understand.

soda is a diuretic, and you aren't drinking water to replace what you're pissing out. because soda also contains a large amount of sodium and sugar, this can also cause hypernatremia, which is like dehydration on steroids.


You mean charts not from actual medical sites? Sure. Also if you want a real source which you ironically used: https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/expert-answers/caffeinated-drinks/faq-20057965

which says nothing about the volume of soda ingested, but also does prove my point that soda is a diuretic.

When drunk excessively, such as "all day", you're going to be dehydrated.

#rekt


Actually that said caffeine anyway and not soda. Not all soda has caffeine in it anyway.What I linked said "may" and not does. It also said mild.
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helIy
10/12/17 1:58:20 PM
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please

no one drinks caffeine free
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ZiggiStardust
10/12/17 2:00:16 PM
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helIy posted...
please

no one drinks caffeine free

i did when i thought i was getting chest pains from caffeine, ok?

but then i found out it wasn't caffeine-related at all, just anxiety! harmless anxiety! ha ha ha ha!

*starts crying*
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mooreandrew58
10/12/17 2:07:40 PM
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helIy posted...
please

no one drinks caffeine free


sprite I believe is caffeine free normally , and apparently someone drinks the caffeine free version of other sodas, otherwise stores would have stopped carrying them.
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DirtBasedSoap
10/12/17 2:33:24 PM
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helIy posted...
please

no one drinks caffeine free

root beer, sprite, 7-up dont have caffeine
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Muscles
10/12/17 3:00:53 PM
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helIy posted...
Revelation34 posted...
helIy posted...
it really isn't though.


Citation needed.

you know when you pee, and sometimes it's like dark brown?

that means you are dehydrated.

when you only drink soda, and a lot of it, your piss will always be dark brown.

because you are dehydrated.

Umm, you are more than dehydrated if your pee is brown, yellow means you are dehydrated, it should be clear
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helIy
10/12/17 3:11:33 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
helIy posted...
please

no one drinks caffeine free

root beer, sprite, 7-up dont have caffeine

helIy posted...
please

no one drinks caffeine free


and it's not just caffeine that's the problem.

it's the sugar and sodium as well, as I outlined here

helIy posted...
because soda also contains a large amount of sodium and sugar, this can also cause hypernatremia, which is like dehydration on steroids

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DirtBasedSoap
10/12/17 3:23:27 PM
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I was just refuting your incorrect point about how no one drinks caffeine free.
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helIy
10/12/17 4:12:01 PM
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well no one drinks caffeine free though, so
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Revelation34
10/12/17 4:20:44 PM
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helIy posted...
please

no one drinks caffeine free


Because light sodas like Sprite totally have caffeine in them.

Muscles posted...

Umm, you are more than dehydrated if your pee is brown, yellow means you are dehydrated, it should be clear


Clear means overhydrated. Your pee shouldn't look like water.

helIy posted...
and it's not just caffeine that's the problem.

it's the sugar and sodium as well, as I outlined here


Tell that to the Mayo Clinic.
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helIy
10/12/17 9:13:01 PM
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DirtBasedSoap
10/12/17 9:15:22 PM
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do they even make caffeine free versions of soda that normally has caffeine?
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helIy
10/12/17 9:16:18 PM
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they do, but the only ones i ever see anymore is caffeine free coke, since caffeine free doesn't sell
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Hop103
10/12/17 9:44:27 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
do they even make caffeine free versions of soda that normally has caffeine?


They used to, but I haven't seen any in a while.
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DirtBasedSoap
10/12/17 10:19:50 PM
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helIy posted...
they do, but the only ones i ever see anymore is caffeine free coke, since caffeine free doesn't sell

weird. didnt know that existed.
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mooreandrew58
10/12/17 10:39:36 PM
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my local walmart still carries caffeine free mt. dews both diet and normal. no clue who fucking buys them, but they keep a decent stock of them.
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Revelation34
10/13/17 3:56:44 AM
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helIy posted...
imagine literally trying to say that hypernatremia isn't a thing that exists

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypernatremia

http://www.merckmanuals.com/professional/endocrine-and-metabolic-disorders/electrolyte-disorders/hypernatremia

http://www.clevelandclinicmeded.com/medicalpubs/diseasemanagement/nephrology/hyponatremia-and-hypernatremia/

http://www.aafp.org/afp/2015/0301/p299.html

imagine being unable to google something so simple


Imagine ignoring the Mayo Clinic.
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