Poll of the Day > A man walks into a restaurant and he sits down.

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He's having a bowl of soup and he says to the waiter, "Waiter, come taste the soup."

Waiter responds, "Is something wrong with the soup?"

The man says, "Taste the soup."

The waiter says, "Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?"

The man says, "Will you taste the soup?"

The waiter asks, "What's wrong, is the soup too cold?"

The man asks, "Will you just taste the soup?!"

Exasperated, the waiter says, "Alright, I'll taste the soup - where's the spoon??"

The man says, "Aha!"

Sounds like he got forked.
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I smiled.
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Nice one. Made me feel better this day.
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If I were the waiter, I'd grab the bowl and drink from it, tell him its good soup, and go about my business.

I too have seen Coming to America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3jx4WIUYy4
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Did he just take a seat and there just happened to be a soup waiting for him?
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Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup!

Yes sir, and Im sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !
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Eddie Murphy as an old jew should have won an oscar
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Mead posted...

I too have seen Coming to America

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Any idiot knows that you eat soup with a knife.
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I smiled. :)
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