Current Events > ATTN: CEGALS, I wrote y'all a rap.

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StrikeGently
10/10/17 2:18:46 PM
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I was born this cute,
Good personality to boot,
This ain't a work baby, you know this is a shoot,
I'll treat you right,
Every day, every night,
And unless you ask me to, I promise I won't bite,
So what do you say,
Send me a PM today,
And if you're lucky I'll let you call me bae,
I'll be your god, I'll be your king,
We can do some dirty things,
I got these rhymes, I got these raps,
I ain't transitioning, I ain't no trap,
So come kiss me once or kiss me twice,
I got a chain on my neck call it Italian Ice,
The end of the spit it coming up next line,
Call me whenever you want, CEGals, I'll come every time
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anth0ny
10/10/17 2:19:32 PM
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Vocaroo.com
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FF_Redux
10/10/17 2:20:58 PM
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Vicious_Dios
10/10/17 2:21:05 PM
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Bars.
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anth0ny
10/10/17 2:25:02 PM
#5:


Whatever happened to that Newports guy??

I wanted to tag him for a rap battle :<
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StrikeGently
10/10/17 2:31:36 PM
#6:


anth0ny posted...
Whatever happened to that Newports guy??

I wanted to tag him for a rap battle :<


I'd smoke him lol. Ya get it?
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C_Pain
10/10/17 2:32:08 PM
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I have a CEgal rap on Youtube. >_>
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Kaname_Madoka
10/10/17 2:34:14 PM
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Thanks you too TC
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anth0ny
10/10/17 2:34:29 PM
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<_< link@
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Mikablu
10/10/17 2:34:32 PM
#10:


Ew.
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StrikeGently
10/10/17 2:36:50 PM
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Mikablu posted...
Ew.


What's ew?
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Harpie
10/10/17 2:36:51 PM
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StrikeGently
10/10/17 2:38:29 PM
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Harpie posted...


Haha, when is this gonna happen between us?
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Coffeebeanz
10/10/17 2:39:30 PM
#14:


So he's finally here, annoying you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to scream
As he takes you through this nightmare dream
Huh!!

SG! StrikeGently!

He's the creeper of CE, you know him well
He's finally back, fresh out of jail
His **** can fire in spurts
If he squirts ya, you need a new shirt
He's fatter, sweatier and stinkier too
He's nastiest guy who'd go down on you
Huh!
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MegaTech
10/10/17 2:40:37 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
So he's finally here, annoying you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to scream
As he takes you through this nightmare dream
Huh!!

SG! StrikeGently!

He's the creeper of CE, you know him well
He's finally back, fresh out of jail
His **** can fire in spurts
If he squirts ya, you need a new shirt
He's fatter, sweatier and stinkier too
He's nastiest guy who'd go down on you
Huh!

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StrikeGently
10/10/17 2:43:43 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
A bad "rap"


First off I was never in jail,
If I was ya mama would get me out on bail,
Your rhymes were weak, you can barely spit,
Been doing this all my life, that down since day one ish,
You're wrong, I don't squirt but still got ya girl soaked,
You tried to take a shot at the king, missed, and ya choked,
So go hide in a corner and try to act like you didn't just get demolished,
I'm Abe Lincoln and you're slavery, abolished.
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giantblimpN7
10/10/17 2:46:10 PM
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Coffeebeanz
10/10/17 2:50:12 PM
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His dong's got herpes, so listen up dudes
It can shrink in size, despite his mood
He's quick and boring when it comes to sex
You can't feel it at all, though he calls it Big Tex
If you choose him, you'll always choose wrong
With a hump and a snore, he won't last long
Huh
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giantblimpN7
10/10/17 2:51:17 PM
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Caution999
10/10/17 2:54:36 PM
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I have a theory.

StrikeGently = brutai?
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Mikablu
10/10/17 2:56:08 PM
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Caution999 posted...
I have a theory.

StrikeGently = brutai?

I can confirm they are not the same person.
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Gamer99z
10/10/17 2:57:48 PM
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This is the topic of the century
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Sayoria
10/10/17 2:57:57 PM
#23:


My panties just dropped.
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StrikeGently
10/10/17 2:58:39 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Yawwwwwwwwwwn


This is the best you got, your best "rap",
Insults about another man's privates and juvenile crap?
Your rhymes are weaker than a grandma with arthritis,
Ya girl on her knees, calling me "Your highness",
These are off the top of the dome, I'm out of my mind with these bars,
I'm so mother ****ing sick that the doctor sayin' I got SARs,
I'm AJ Styles and y'all don't want none,
I run this message board, this Matrix, I'm Neo, the one,
So quit before you fall even further behind,
I'm Tony Hawk and I'm always on this grind
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eston
10/10/17 3:00:13 PM
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StrikeGently
Stay away from sweeties like his name's Wilford Brimley
Never gonna get a date, CE's Ed Grimley
Fire in his heart like the bottom of a chimney
Just getting started
Looking at these CEgals like damn, who farted
Never see real gals til the CEgals departed
Lever on the wall make em drop through the carpet
Right on target
Wake up in the basement
StrikeGently got a mask and a rubber apron
She said she never loved him but she sure tried to fake it
And made a special point to never let him see her naked
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giantblimpN7
10/10/17 3:02:25 PM
#26:


A new challenger appears! Can SG take them both?!
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StrikeGently
10/10/17 3:07:27 PM
#27:


eston posted...
Some garbage


Oh great, here we go, another young boy trying to step up,
You're trying to battle me, but your rhymes in a wheelchair, ya just can't stand up,
Stop trying to take me down, people have failed before ya,
Swiper no swiping, I can destroy you in English or Spanish, I'm Dora,
No eres nada para m, ni siquiera me molesta,
Knock ya *** down a peg and this board have a fiesta,
I'm StrikeGently, I can't and will not fall,
Take on all comers, I'm Roman Reigns, One versus All
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eston
10/10/17 3:16:34 PM
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StrikeGently is a Dora fan
Might wanna call the FBI to look for his van
CEgals refer to him as the opposite of OnDemand
And when he tries to talk to them he's kinda like Bomberman
Because he keeps bombin, man
And keeps asking all about how's your mom and them
But they don't wanna talk to him
He just keeps dropping ad hominems
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Sayoria
10/10/17 3:17:18 PM
#29:


He never takes in my love... :(
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DelianSK
10/10/17 3:18:27 PM
#30:


ITT: People reciting stupid poetry because rap has music
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eston
10/10/17 3:19:41 PM
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Coffeebeanz
10/10/17 3:24:46 PM
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I would say SG is the lowest common denominator, but you can't divide by zero
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DelianSK
10/10/17 3:26:24 PM
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eston posted...
It's not reciting if you make it up on the spot


You're right.

ITT: People who make stupid poems.
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eston
10/10/17 3:29:01 PM
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It's pretty obviously a joke topic, i don't think anyone was pretending it wasn't stupid >_>
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DelianSK
10/10/17 3:32:49 PM
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eston posted...
It's pretty obviously a joke topic, i don't think anyone was pretending it wasn't stupid >_>


Did you see who TC is?
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StrikeGently
10/10/17 3:34:09 PM
#36:


eston posted...
Whack rhymes


You're rhymes are basic, eston, you just can't hang,
Now time to let daddy rap, these verses are gonna bang,
I'm no Lil Pump, Lil Uzi, or Lil John, I'm way more betta,
I'd even out rap Tadg, Oh **** this just got meta,
Like Rick Sanchez, got girls goin' crazy over my sauce,
Sasha Banks, around here I'm the ****ing boss,
Keep hitting me up with those "freestyles" that are actually spam,
I'm going to put an end to you just like I put an end to the fam,
So try to impress me with whatever you manage to barely come up with in your next post,
Why don't you do us all a favor and cancel yourself like Space Ghost: Coast to Coast?
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DelianSK
10/10/17 3:36:34 PM
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Dammit. I hate to do this but:

I'd even out rap Tadg, Oh **** this just got meta,


That was good.
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Bishop9800
10/10/17 3:37:47 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
Bars.


More like A.A
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StrikeGently
10/10/17 3:38:15 PM
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DelianSK posted...
Dammit. I hate to do this but:

I'd even out rap Tadg, Oh **** this just got meta,


That was good.


Pfffft. I'm flattered but I'm into women.
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teepan95
10/10/17 3:39:12 PM
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Gamer99z posted...
This is the topic of the century

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Dustin1280
10/10/17 3:40:44 PM
#41:


am I a bad person for enjoying this topic
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marthsheretoo
10/10/17 3:41:44 PM
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Eston is one of the OG rap gods of CE. Sorry gently, but you're out of your depth here.
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StrikeGently
10/10/17 3:42:15 PM
#43:


marthsheretoo posted...
Eston is one of the OG rap gods of CE. Sorry gently, but you're out of your depth here.


I've never seen you before, therefore your opinion means nothing to me.
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Kanaya413
10/10/17 3:48:09 PM
#44:


Ur not cute though
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StrikeGently
10/10/17 3:48:48 PM
#45:


Kanaya413 posted...
Ur not cute though


Jealousy is an ugly trait.
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giantblimpN7
10/10/17 3:52:16 PM
#46:


Y'all jabronies should stop beefin and make a new CE rap tbh.
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eston
10/10/17 3:55:43 PM
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Now put that sauce away, you been flossin all day
Coming with that boss talk with miniboss pay
CEgals they won't even walk your way
But you still try to follow em, calling them bae
And they're never gonna let you StrikeGently
It doesn't even matter if you get those chicks higher than Whitney
It doesn't even matter if you have a million dollars
Cuz CEgals be hauling ass when you try to holler
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ThyCorndog
10/10/17 3:57:37 PM
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tag lmao
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StrikeGently
10/10/17 4:05:34 PM
#49:


eston posted...
A sad attempt


Bro, you realize some of your lines don't even mesh,
Yet, mine are like Subway, constantly fresh,
It's safe to say I'm the winner of this little battle,
Your time is up, time to take you out to slaughter like cattle,
I'm the greatest rapper to ever grace the likes of Current Events,
Like a circus fire, my flow is absolutely in-tents,
When it comes to being banned, I'm Johnny Cash, I walk the line,
But if this is my last rap, I've just got to say this one last time,
**** your rhymes, all that whack *** bull****,
I'll be in King's Landing sitting on the iron throne, while ya girl sittin' on my ****.
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sylverlolol
10/10/17 4:06:32 PM
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I came in here expecting strikegently pics and I don't see any...sons, I am disappoint
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