Current Events > So when a girl asks if you're a virgin (and you are) do you tell her the truth?

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Or do you lie about it so she won't think you're a loser? What's the best option here?
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you'll never need to worry about that

LolTownz posted...

you'll never need to worry about that

This, but serious answer you tell her the truth or you will set her expectations wrong which will be bad for both of you.

I guarantee if you actually get laid she will know the truth after regardless of what you told her.
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LolTownz posted...

you'll never need to worry about that

Shut the fuck up! I'm asking because a girl literally just asked me that.
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Tadamoto22 posted...

LolTownz posted...

you'll never need to worry about that

Shut the fuck up! I'm asking because a girl literally just asked me that.

sounds like grandma's awfully concerned :3

If she is asking, she already knows.
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LolTownz posted...

sounds like grandma's awfully concerned :3

My grandma is dead. Is that what you want to hear? You piece of shit.
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Tadamoto22 posted...

LolTownz posted...

sounds like grandma's awfully concerned :3

My grandma is dead. Is that what you want to hear? You piece of shit.

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sorry man, i took my trolling too far. please accept my sincere apologies.

Aren't you the guy who got turned down by a hooker because you, by your own admission, have a face like a bag of smashed assholes?

Don't worry, they'll know when they see you.
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The first time I lied about it, and she knew I lied when we did it the first time. After that, I told the truth.
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Tell the truth.

Also TC considering how you always act all the time, I can almost guarantee she already knows the answer so that's another reason to tell her the truth.
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LolTownz posted...

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sorry man, i took my trolling too far. please accept my sincere apologies.

Sigh. It's okay. I accept your apology.

MACisBack posted...

The first time I lied about it, and she knew I lied when we did it the first time. After that, I told the truth.

How'd that turn out?
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Tadamoto22 posted...

How'd that turn out?

For her it was like stripes and stars since she never took a man's virginity before so it turned out okay regarding that lie.
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I once told a girl I was because I wanted her to think of me as more "innocent"

didn't work out, lol; it turned her completely off.

lie, or not, I was pretty bummed
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You'll probably tell her in a downer way. You have to say it suave and flirty:

Yes, I am, baby! Want to be my first? *wink*

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*Waits for TC to ignore all advice in this topic*
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Laserion posted...

You'll probably tell her in a downer way. You have to say it suave and flirty:

Yes, I am, baby! Want to be my first? *wink*

I'm pretty sure if he winks the growth on his forehead will pulsate, and she'll run away. Please see the accompanying image;

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/Joseph_Merrick_carte_de_visite_photo%2C_c._1889.jpg
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MACisBack posted...

The first time I lied about it, and she knew I lied when we did it the first time. After that, I told the truth.

But... After that first time, saying you aren't a virgy would have been the truth.

It's a tricky situation because I remember their was a girl when I was in high school who was a friend of a friend of mine who told her friend she would absolutely bang with me if I had already been laid.

I'm guessing that some women may be hesitant to unlock that achievement in some fellas because they are worried how the guy will react. Perhaps getting too attached, or anticipating that the experience in general won't go smoothly.

However, there are others. Gal that was my first romp admitted to enjoying being the first one for fellas. Had done it a few times by the time she got to me. She said something about thinking that one day she might hear about a fella who got famous or successful or something and she could smile inwardly to herself and reflect on how she made him a man.

She was a little unstable.

LolTownz posted...

Tadamoto22 posted...

LolTownz posted...

you'll never need to worry about that

Shut the fuck up! I'm asking because a girl literally just asked me that.

sounds like grandma's awfully concerned :3

More like his mom lol
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When I was in high school I was pretty honest about my status as a virgin, and some girls treated it like a challenge. A few parties I went to even resulted in offers to help remedy my virginity. Of course I had a tendency of hanging out with relatively easy women back then because I liked the attention, but I found a mixture of confidence and honesty only made them more interested. When I eventually lost it I think my girlfriend at the time was also interested in the challenge, all though she never really said for certain.

If you can't pull off confidence with the subject then I'd suggest faking it or lying.

NeoShadowhen posted...

It's a tricky situation because I remember their was a girl when I was in high school who was a friend of a friend of mine who told her friend she would absolutely bang with me if I had already been laid.

Funny you mention this because that same ex-girl wanted me to sleep with her friend after being together for 8 months because she says you can't love someone that much if you have only had sex with one person.

So we eventually set that up, have sex, and I promised her friend that whatever we did we would keep in secret(mutual agreement) since we were only was doing this for my ex-girlfriend.

This is going to sound weird, but I wanted to do this to bring us closer together as my ex kept saying it would, but in the end it hurt us more than anything else. It lead us to fight because she thought her friend and I were still having sex or I was thinking of her while having sex with my ex. Ultimately, her mind was racing so much she ended up cheating on me then telling me, "I'm pregnant and don't know who the Daddy is."
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You tell her no, then right when you climax 5 seconds later you yell it out
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I told her. She was more than fine with it. I lost it to that girl when I was 25 btw
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Why are people still responding seriously to TC's gimmick?
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Best to lie, but don't oversell yourself
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Asherlee10 posted...

Are you in high school TC?

No. I'm 28.

MACisBack posted...

For her it was like stripes and stars since she never took a man's virginity before so it turned out okay regarding that lie.

That's great. Unfortunately most girls aren't like this. They're like the one that boxington described. A bitch that only cares about dick size and how much pleasure you can give her in bed.

Laserion posted...

You'll probably tell her in a downer way. You have to say it suave and flirty:

Yes, I am, baby! Want to be my first? *wink*

Why not. Might as well try this.

thelovefist posted...

Why are people still responding seriously to TC's gimmick?

I'm not a gimmick.
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NeonOctopus posted...

You tell her no, then right when you climax 5 seconds later you yell it out

Lol the reactions
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I have the opposite problem. I was doing something to a girl once and she stopped me in the middle and said "you do this with a lot of girls, don't you?"
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Tadamoto22 posted...

That's great. Unfortunately most girls aren't like this. They're like the one that boxington described. A bitch

Don't even have to read any further, it's obvious why chicks won't fuck you.

You know, aside from the monster movie face.
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When I first had sex she never asked

But I told her after and she said I didn't seem like I was
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omega cookie posted...

Tadamoto22 posted...

That's great. Unfortunately most girls aren't like this. They're like the one that boxington described. A bitch

Don't even have to read any further, it's obvious why chicks won't fuck you.

You know, aside from the monster movie face.

thelovefist posted...

Why are people still responding seriously to TC's gimmick?

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thelovefist posted...

omega cookie posted...

Tadamoto22 posted...

That's great. Unfortunately most girls aren't like this. They're like the one that boxington described. A bitch

Don't even have to read any further, it's obvious why chicks won't fuck you.

You know, aside from the monster movie face.

thelovefist posted...

Why are people still responding seriously to TC's gimmick?

Tadamoto? A gimmick? I don't buy it.

I'm just enjoying coming up with different ways to say he's ugly. He won't even respond to me, I'm just amusing myself.
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I was never put in that situation, but I would say tell the truth. The guy who is a virgin but lies about it is going to come off as a much bigger loser than the guy who owns it
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omega cookie posted...

Don't even have to read any further, it's obvious why chicks won't fuck you.

You know, aside from the monster movie face.

I'm sorry but any girl who won't be with a guy simply because he's a virgin is a bitch. I don't care if you agree or not.
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This is just an honesty test. A girl is going to know if you are a virgin the moment you try to have sex if not beforehand simply from how you behave.
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teepan95 posted...

I totally forgot about that lmfao
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Sylph posted...

This is just an honesty test. A girl is going to know if you are a virgin the moment you try to have sex if not beforehand simply from how you behave.

And in your case TC I'm sure she already knows, tell the truth.
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Tadamoto22 posted...

omega cookie posted...

Don't even have to read any further, it's obvious why chicks won't fuck you.

You know, aside from the monster movie face.

I'm sorry but any girl who won't be with a guy simply because he's a virgin is a bitch. I don't care if you agree or not.

And yet you ignore the fact that you being a virgin doesn't even crack the top ten reasons why a chick wouldn't want to fuck you.

Don't fence with me, Quasimodo.
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omega cookie posted...

And yet you ignore the fact that you being a virgin doesn't even crack the top ten reasons why a chick wouldn't want to fuck you.

Don't fence with me, Quasimodo.

Shut the fuck up. I'm not ugly.
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Tadamoto22 posted...

omega cookie posted...

And yet you ignore the fact that you being a virgin doesn't even crack the top ten reasons why a chick wouldn't want to fuck you.

Don't fence with me, Quasimodo.

Shut the fuck up. I'm not ugly.

Listen Brian Peppers, when a prostitute(a person who fucks for money) says she won't fuck you(which is to imply that there is no amount of money you could pay her to fuck you), you aren't just ugly, you are hideous. Like, extra on the Adams Family kind of ugly.
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omega cookie posted...

Listen Brian Peppers, when a prostitute(a person who fucks for money) says she won't fuck you(which is to imply that there is no amount of money you could pay her to fuck you), you aren't just ugly, you are hideous. Like, extra on the Adams Family kind of ugly.

She was a stuck up bitch. That was her opinion. I don't think I'm ugly.
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TC, what do you feel the top-3 reasons are for why you're still a virgin at nearly 30?
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Tadamoto22 posted...

omega cookie posted...

Listen Brian Peppers, when a prostitute(a person who fucks for money) says she won't fuck you(which is to imply that there is no amount of money you could pay her to fuck you), you aren't just ugly, you are hideous. Like, extra on the Adams Family kind of ugly.

She was a stuck up bitch. That was her opinion. I don't think I'm ugly.

She was literally a whore. Whores don't have high standards. Otherwise, they wouldn't be whores.

And of course you don't think you're ugly. I bet Swamp Thing doesn't think he's ugly either.
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thelovefist posted...

TC, what do you feel the top-3 reasons are for why you're still a virgin at nearly 30?

Sure.

1. Because most american women are stuck up, shallow, and superficial. They won't even look twice at a guy unless he looks like AJ Saudin.

2. I'm not rich. Which also seems to be a deciding factor in getting a woman.

3. I admit that I am not the typical type of guy that girls go for. I'm socially awkward, shy, quiet, insecure, low self-esteem. I've also been called "too nice". I'm a beta. Girls go for guys that are the opposite of what I am. They like the loud arrogant macho douchebags.
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LMAO this topic

Hey TC, you should be honest because otherwise you'll seem silly not knowing what you're doing. I think there is also a somewhat small contingent of girls who would be into it.

Also, being ugly doesn't matter. Literally anyone can get laid if they play their cards right imo.
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Tadamoto22 posted...

1. Because most american women are stuck up, shallow, and superficial.

You might want take a look in the mirror before you start calling the kettle black.
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Tadamoto22 posted...

thelovefist posted...

TC, what do you feel the top-3 reasons are for why you're still a virgin at nearly 30?

Sure.

1. Because most american women are stuck up, shallow, and superficial. They won't even look twice at a guy unless he looks like AJ Saudin.

2. I'm not rich. Which also seems to be a deciding factor in getting a woman.

3. I admit that I am not the typical type of guy that girls go for. I'm socially awkward, shy, quiet, insecure, low self-esteem. I've also been called "too nice". I'm a beta. Girls go for guys that are the opposite of what I am. They like the loud arrogant macho douchebags.

You left out "I look like Two-Face, except it's one face.".
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