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Patty_Fleur
10/10/17 10:33:45 AM
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I want to feel pleasure but I'm not into anything that may potentially make others label me as gay.
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gunplagirl
10/10/17 10:36:54 AM
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With practice you can use a knife and that's pretty awesome
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MildlyIrkedOwl
10/10/17 10:37:02 AM
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Stick something up your butt that doesn't look exclusively like a penis. Also don't tell anyone. There y'go.
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Mal_Fet
10/10/17 10:37:21 AM
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By having a trap do it.
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MildlyIrkedOwl
10/10/17 10:37:26 AM
#5:


gunplagirl posted...
With practice you can use a knife and that's pretty awesome


Yeah don't do this
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KlRBEH
10/10/17 10:37:39 AM
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Sorry there is no way around it
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l Dudeboy l
10/10/17 10:38:02 AM
#7:


Use a finger.

Eventually upgrade to a fist.
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Funkydog
10/10/17 10:38:33 AM
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Get a guy to stick his cock in you. Just say "no homo" before he does it and you're safe.
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Fam_Fam
10/10/17 10:39:09 AM
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with a penis
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jayj350
10/10/17 10:39:37 AM
#10:


Hire a dominatrix
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V-E-G-Y-
10/10/17 10:40:50 AM
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gunplagirl
10/10/17 10:40:51 AM
#12:


MildlyIrkedOwl posted...
gunplagirl posted...
With practice you can use a knife and that's pretty awesome


Yeah don't do this

I didn't say use the blade

Though

Some people have managed somehow
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boxington
10/10/17 10:42:04 AM
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if you're a guy who's not into guys, then you're not gay.

easy peasy
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MildlyIrkedOwl
10/10/17 10:43:14 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
I didn't say use the blade

Though

Some people have managed somehow


You don't tell an amateur to use an object without a flared base. Especially not one that has a sharp pointy end.
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philsov
10/10/17 10:48:08 AM
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General reminder that the only totally heterosexual form of sex is penis in vagina. The majority of sex acts are gender neutral, and a handful of acts are only totally homosexual.

Therefore, either vibrating butt plug or get a girl(!) to finger you.
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gunplagirl
10/10/17 10:50:44 AM
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I guess the only other solution is get a girl to ram you with her huge D.
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halomonkey1_3_5
10/10/17 10:53:35 AM
#17:


buy one of the hundreds of products designed specifically for that purpose
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