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Patty_Fleur 10/10/17 10:33:45 AM #1: |
I want to feel pleasure but I'm not into anything that may potentially make others label me as gay.
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gunplagirl 10/10/17 10:36:54 AM #2: |
With practice you can use a knife and that's pretty awesome
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MildlyIrkedOwl 10/10/17 10:37:02 AM #3: |
Stick something up your butt that doesn't look exclusively like a penis. Also don't tell anyone. There y'go.
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Mal_Fet 10/10/17 10:37:21 AM #4: |
By having a trap do it.
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MildlyIrkedOwl 10/10/17 10:37:26 AM #5: |
gunplagirl posted...
With practice you can use a knife and that's pretty awesome Yeah don't do this --- Hoot! O_O ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KlRBEH 10/10/17 10:37:39 AM #6: |
Sorry there is no way around it
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l Dudeboy l 10/10/17 10:38:02 AM #7: |
Use a finger.
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Funkydog 10/10/17 10:38:33 AM #8: |
Get a guy to stick his cock in you. Just say "no homo" before he does it and you're safe.
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Fam_Fam 10/10/17 10:39:09 AM #9: |
with a penis
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jayj350 10/10/17 10:39:37 AM #10: |
Hire a dominatrix
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V-E-G-Y- 10/10/17 10:40:50 AM #11: |
Tag
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gunplagirl 10/10/17 10:40:51 AM #12: |
MildlyIrkedOwl posted...
gunplagirl posted...With practice you can use a knife and that's pretty awesome I didn't say use the blade Though Some people have managed somehow --- Pokemon Moon FC: 1994-2190-5020 IGN: Vanessa ... Copied to Clipboard!
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boxington 10/10/17 10:42:04 AM #13: |
if you're a guy who's not into guys, then you're not gay.
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MildlyIrkedOwl 10/10/17 10:43:14 AM #14: |
gunplagirl posted...
I didn't say use the blade You don't tell an amateur to use an object without a flared base. Especially not one that has a sharp pointy end. --- Hoot! O_O ... Copied to Clipboard!
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philsov 10/10/17 10:48:08 AM #15: |
General reminder that the only totally heterosexual form of sex is penis in vagina. The majority of sex acts are gender neutral, and a handful of acts are only totally homosexual.
Therefore, either vibrating butt plug or get a girl(!) to finger you. --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 10/10/17 10:50:44 AM #16: |
I guess the only other solution is get a girl to ram you with her huge D.
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halomonkey1_3_5 10/10/17 10:53:35 AM #17: |
buy one of the hundreds of products designed specifically for that purpose
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