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One time I went to the store to pick up some cheese because I'm a Wisconsinite who needs to have cheese in his place of residence at all time. When I was there, an old fat dude was trying to steal meat by shoving it down his shirt (I used to work at a grocery store, and while this wasn't common, it was something that happened once every few months - it wasn't unheard of). I had to decide whether or not to let the workers know of the situation. I did. I was an Eagle Scout who did what I felt was right. In the end the store's management confronted him. They didn't report him to the authorities because he had been a valued customer in the past and a very nice dude who was just down on his luck. They gave him some phone numbers for organizations and churches who could help him out for food. In the end it was a potentially bad situation that turned out alright, and felt good. During this commotion between the man and management, I snuck some gum into my pocket and left to go watch some Curb your Enthusiasm. Larry David was very cantankerous and Julia Louis-Dreyfus was guest starring. She was very witty and very beautiful.
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