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LysistrataMedea
10/05/17 8:48:13 PM
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engineers of CE, how do i solve this issue?
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chill02
10/05/17 8:48:38 PM
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magnets
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LysistrataMedea
10/05/17 8:52:02 PM
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im serious i would like to have a kid before i turn 28
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bknight
10/05/17 8:52:43 PM
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needle and a condom, then just say condoms are not 100% guaranteed when she finds out she's pregnant, then she'll want to abort and since it's her body and her decision, she'll kill your baby, karma is a bitch TC
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thronedfire2
10/05/17 8:52:44 PM
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steal one
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PiOverlord
10/05/17 8:52:45 PM
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Pay one to be the host for your child.
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EpicKingdom_
10/05/17 8:53:31 PM
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I have been with my girlfriend for 8 years.

We are both 25.

No kids yet.
No marriage.

My pull out game is OP, she gets mad.
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LysistrataMedea
10/05/17 8:58:26 PM
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EpicKingdom_ posted...
I have been with my girlfriend for 8 years.

We are both 25.

No kids yet.
No marriage.

My pull out game is OP, she gets mad.

KogaSteelfang posted...
I want to have a kid too. Women are too smart to even look in my direction.


cool story bros, but this topic is about me and it's going to stay that way
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boxington
10/05/17 9:01:59 PM
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bknight posted...
needle and a condom, then just say condoms are not 100% guaranteed when she finds out she's pregnant, then she'll want to abort and since it's her body and her decision, she'll kill your baby, karma is a bitch TC

nah, man.

nah.
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LysistrataMedea
10/05/17 9:04:48 PM
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it's hard to start the groundwork for a relationship with the premise that we should have a kid asap
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EpicKingdom_
10/05/17 9:25:33 PM
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TC, just find a girl and tell her you will pull out.

Then don't pull out.

Then say, oops, sorry.
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LysistrataMedea
10/05/17 9:31:35 PM
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EpicKingdom_ posted...
TC, just find a girl and tell her you will pull out.

Then don't pull out.

Then say, oops, sorry.

what if she aborts the mission

also that's scummy
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LysistrataMedea
10/06/17 1:48:04 AM
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too smart*

tfw to smart for grammar
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