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Solid Sonic 10/04/17 11:31:46 PM #1: |
...who wasted 50 years of his life to build a giant boat and shoved a bunch of animals inside to await a flood that some weird voice in his head told him was coming?
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Back_Stabbath 10/04/17 11:34:36 PM #2: |
yeah lotsa bible stories are just health conditions that weren't known about at the time. Heart Attack? Smited by God. Schizophrenia? Instructions and visions from God. BPD? Possessed by the devil.
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lilORANG 10/04/17 11:36:42 PM #3: |
Nah, I think Paul's conversion was probably heat stroke or something but all the OT guys are legit.
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Solid Snake07 10/04/17 11:37:26 PM #4: |
I doubt he was a man period
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Dash_Harber 10/04/17 11:37:30 PM #5: |
Your obivously going to catch some flack for this topic.
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MabusIncarnate 10/04/17 11:37:53 PM #6: |
If Noah was crazy, where did Giraffes come from?
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Tezlok 10/04/17 11:38:31 PM #7: |
Noah didn't exist. he is just a Jewish ripoff of a Babylonian story that predates him
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Dash_Harber 10/04/17 11:39:00 PM #8: |
MabusIncarnate posted...
If Noah was crazy, where did Giraffes come from? If Noah was directed by God, why did God instruct him to rescue animals with necks long enough for them to keep their head above water? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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chill02 10/04/17 11:39:50 PM #9: |
does that mean all land animals are inbred?
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MabusIncarnate 10/04/17 11:40:18 PM #10: |
Dash_Harber posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...If Noah was crazy, where did Giraffes come from? This is why CE needs more thinkers. You keep us all in check. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Back_Stabbath 10/04/17 11:40:48 PM #11: |
chill02 posted...
does that mean all land animals are inbred? if we're taking the bible as fact I have some bads news for you about humans and inbreeding... --- sigless ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VipaGTS 10/04/17 11:40:55 PM #12: |
the 10 commandments are the result of some guy talking to a bush....
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Solid Sonic 10/04/17 11:41:47 PM #13: |
VipaGTS posted...
the 10 commandments are the result of some guy talking to a bush.... BUT IT WAS ON FIRE. BIG DIFFERENCE. --- DorkLink said I could borrow his signature so I did (see below): ... Copied to Clipboard!
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chill02 10/04/17 11:41:49 PM #14: |
VipaGTS posted...
the 10 commandments are the result of some guy talking to a bush.... so was the patriot act --- Ave, true to Caesar. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BilalPowell 10/04/17 11:42:59 PM #15: |
Didn't you see the Russell Crowe? That flood was 100% legit.
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Tezlok 10/04/17 11:45:57 PM #16: |
BilalPowell posted...
Didn't you see the Russell Crowe? That flood was 100% legit. it's based on this story https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilgamesh_flood_myth ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dash_Harber 10/04/17 11:50:48 PM #17: |
BilalPowell posted...
Didn't you see the Russell Crowe? That flood was 100% legit. I'm now going to forever refer to him as "The Russell Crowe". "Coming to theaters this summer! American Gangster! Starring the Russell Crowe!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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