Current Events > Hard Ticket to Hawaii is the best bad movie I've ever seen.

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Fuck The Room, seriously. That boring ass movie is worth maybe one watch, just for the taste of awful.

But Hard Ticket to Hawaii has everything. Babes, boobs, guns, razor frisbee, rocket launcher guy, handstand skateboarding guy, hilarious evil giant snake, ponytail kung fu master with claw hands, slightly masculine but weirdly hot muscle babe, creepy restaurant man who shouldn't have a job, and some of the best lines ever known to cinema.

Rowdy Abilene: [as Colleen jogs away] Hey Colleen! You've got a great ass.
Colleen: [stops and looks back] So do you pilgrim.

Donna: [parking airplane after escaping ambush by henchmen] Taryn, we need to figure out what just happened. Let's head along and hit the Jacuzzi. I do my best thinking there.
Taryn: Right. I'll get the dolly.

I dont want control your life. All I wanna do is suck the polish right off your toes.

One Mans Fantasy Is Another Mans Lunch

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shit that people who havent seen Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky say
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when that snake comes out of the toilet at the end. "Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee."

Lmao
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Romulox28 posted...

shit that people who havent seen Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky say

Good movie. As is Miami Connection... and Surf Ninjas
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Romulox28 posted...

shit that people who havent seen Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky say

Oh this looks very promising
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pinky0926 posted...

Romulox28 posted...

shit that people who havent seen Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky say

Oh this looks very promising

watch the english dub
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Also, Order of the Black Eagle, which I think might be free on YouTube
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAaPeMMJLgs
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the rocket launcher airshot on the blowup doll is probably my favorite scene from the movie

or the aforementioned snake in the toilet
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