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Turtlebread
10/03/17 1:16:21 PM
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what does it mean though?
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Turbam
10/03/17 1:16:55 PM
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Lmao
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EnragedSlith
10/03/17 1:17:43 PM
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Caution999
10/03/17 1:17:57 PM
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Turtlebread?

More like TurtleCuck
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StrikeGently
10/03/17 1:18:01 PM
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Means you should leave her stupid ***, spouting bull**** like that.
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lob_city_3
10/03/17 1:18:31 PM
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Turbam posted...
Lmao

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VandorLee
10/03/17 1:18:32 PM
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So is this just easy smashing with no obligation. Look around while smashing. WIN!
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Letron_James
10/03/17 1:18:57 PM
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What it means is you should tell her to go fuck her self while your at a strip club, make sure to get some lapdances while you do it
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haloiscoolisbak
10/03/17 1:25:30 PM
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Dump her asap. Do it after one last fuck when you feel on top of the world and a little apathetic from le petite Mort
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Coolppl Owns
10/03/17 1:26:47 PM
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what the fuck

how long you been together now?
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Banjo2553
10/03/17 1:29:17 PM
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If my gf told me that I would dump her on the spot.
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MoreRpgs
10/03/17 1:31:26 PM
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VandorLee posted...
So is this just easy smashing with no obligation. Look around while smashing. WIN!


This.
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Parappa09
10/03/17 1:32:10 PM
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Taharqa_
10/03/17 1:32:59 PM
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Basically you're a placeholder until someone else comes along.

In the words of Young Dro, "Fuck dat bih"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw3IiyXZJds

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lww99
10/03/17 1:35:59 PM
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Eh, at least she's being honest with you. Look for something better while she does. Better than her just randomly cheating.
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Virus731
10/03/17 1:43:20 PM
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why do people invent these scenarios just to post on CE?
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Dustin1280
10/03/17 1:45:01 PM
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Wait, this isn't such a bad thing for the TC.

He can use her as a "friend /w benefits" while looking for a new girlfriend. When he finds one he can dump her...
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Turtlebread
10/04/17 11:26:31 AM
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Virus731 posted...
why do people invent these scenarios just to post on CE?


MYv38dc

UHHHHHHHHHH
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Muffinz0rz
10/04/17 11:28:16 AM
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It means treat her like a friend with benefits from this point forward. Show up, get laid, and leave. No more doing relationshippy stuff, like sleeping over, going to family events, or anything like that.

She's obviously not invested, so neither should you.
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Dustin1280
10/04/17 11:29:10 AM
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Dude you got a friends with benefits until you find someone better (or she does).

So just take advantage of that and be on the lookout for other options...
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Coolppl Owns
10/04/17 10:34:46 PM
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smh she sucks bruh
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Back_Stabbath
10/04/17 10:37:53 PM
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Turtlebread posted...
Virus731 posted...
why do people invent these scenarios just to post on CE?


MYv38dc

UHHHHHHHHHH

rekt
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Slaya4
10/04/17 10:46:10 PM
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IIRC, TC is a good looking dude too. She seems socially awkward. Either way, she's just a fwb at this point.
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shnangyboos
10/04/17 10:49:55 PM
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It's actually a good thing, unless you're already attached. You know where you stand, if someone better does come along you can move on guilt free, and you don't have any relationship obligations to worry about.
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Offworlder1
10/04/17 10:57:21 PM
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You need to bang her and treat her as a piece of meat, no lovey dovey shit, go see her, screw her and leave.

She is a fuck buddy and you should be looking for a woman who is girlfriend material not this gash.

@Turtlebread
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drunkmuggle
10/04/17 11:03:49 PM
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break up with her in the middle of exams so she knows that she can't tell u waht to do and you're your own man
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DocDelicious
10/04/17 11:37:40 PM
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MoreRpgs posted...
VandorLee posted...
So is this just easy smashing with no obligation. Look around while smashing. WIN!


This.

Yup, you've just found a friend with benefits. Congrats TC.
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