Poll of the Day > Win my sig for at least a month!

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lihlih 09/28/17 9:45:06 PM #1:	Post the best joke you can come up with, and if you win, you can put whatever you want(within the ToS of GFs) in my sig for at least a month. I'll be picking a winner in 24-48 hours. --- Now playing: Candy crush/Hatoful boyfriend/Everlasting summer/Always remember me/Time tenshi/Emily is away/Rabi-ribi <cite>lihlih posted [p:887479885] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote>Post the best joke you can come up with, and if you win, you can put whatever you want(within the ToS of GFs) in my sig for at least a month. I'll be picking a winner in 24-48 hours.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gravy 09/28/17 9:51:50 PM #2:	What did the photograph say at its trial? ~~I've been framed!!~~ <cite>gravy posted [p:887480258] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote>What did the photograph say at its trial? I've been framed!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 09/28/17 10:02:40 PM #3:	What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large-breasted crab? ~~One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.~~ --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:887480888] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote>What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheWorstPoster 09/28/17 10:07:36 PM #4:	A liar claims that he is constipated. Is he full of shit or not? <cite>TheWorstPoster posted [p:887481182] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote>A liar claims that he is constipated. Is he full of shit or not?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmokeMassTree 09/28/17 10:11:40 PM #5:	I once knew a dude that lied on a video game message board about having a wife, cheating on her with a trucker, something else, something else, had a kid, I stopped paying attention --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 <cite>SmokeMassTree posted [p:887481419] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote>I once knew a dude that lied on a video game message board about having a wife, cheating on her with a trucker, something else, something else, had a kid, I stopped paying attention</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 09/28/17 10:11:48 PM #6:	Three men are regaling stories about just how drunk they got last night. The first man says "oh man, i was sooo drunk I blew chunks". The second man says "ehhhhh, i was sooo drunk I drove home and wrapped my car around a tree" The third guy remains quiet for a minute, and finally says "I, umm, I hit my wife so she took the kids and flew to Florida. I was so angry I grabbed my navy flare gun from the closet and drove into the walmart and started the place on fire and drank even more and then I ran over some kids evading police... i'll be going to jail pending trial." The three men remain silent... and then after a long awkward silence the first man speaks up. ~~You don't understand, Chunks is my dog~~ --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:887481426] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote>Three men are regaling stories about just how drunk they got last night. The first man says "oh man, i was sooo drunk I blew chunks". The second man says "ehhhhh, i was sooo drunk I drove home and wrapped my car around a tree" The third guy remains quiet for a minute, and finally says "I, umm, I hit my wife so she took the kids and flew to Florida. I was so angry I grabbed my navy flare gun from the closet and drove into the walmart and started the place on fire and drank even more and then I ran over some kids evading police... i'll be going to jail pending trial." The three men remain silent... and then after a long awkward silence the first man speaks up. You don't understand, Chunks is my dog</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 09/28/17 10:15:27 PM #7:	I had your sig once. I'm finna win it again. Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar? ~~They each got six months~~ <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:887481636] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote>I had your sig once. I'm finna win it again. Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar? They each got six months</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 09/28/17 10:17:40 PM #8:	When I was younger I felt like a man trapped inside a woman's body. Then I was born. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:887481756] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote>When I was younger I felt like a man trapped inside a woman's body. Then I was born.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmokeMassTree 09/28/17 10:19:12 PM #9:	Knock knock --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 <cite>SmokeMassTree posted [p:887481844] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote>Knock knock</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 09/28/17 10:19:41 PM #10:	SmokeMassTree posted... Knock knock Come in --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:887481876] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote><cite>SmokeMassTree posted...</cite> <quote>Knock knock</quote> Come in</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmokeMassTree 09/28/17 10:21:05 PM #11:	What if I'm a Home invader? You can't just let people into your house man --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 <cite>SmokeMassTree posted [p:887481967] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote>What if I'm a Home invader? You can't just let people into your house man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lihlih 09/28/17 10:51:46 PM #12:	SmokeMassTree posted... I once knew a dude that lied on a video game message board about having a wife, cheating on her with a trucker, something else, something else, had a kid, I stopped paying attention It's pretty funny that just because you can't get laid that everyone who claims so is a list to you. --- Now playing: Candy crush/Hatoful boyfriend/Everlasting summer/Always remember me/Time tenshi/Emily is away/Rabi-ribi <cite>lihlih posted [p:887483800] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote><cite>SmokeMassTree posted...</cite> <quote>I once knew a dude that lied on a video game message board about having a wife, cheating on her with a trucker, something else, something else, had a kid, I stopped paying attention</quote> It's pretty funny that just because you can't get laid that everyone who claims so is a list to you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmokeMassTree 09/28/17 10:56:25 PM #13:	It's lade and I've been lade way more than you, trucker fucker --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 <cite>SmokeMassTree posted [p:887484045] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote>It's lade and I've been lade way more than you, trucker fucker</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewood18 09/28/17 11:25:13 PM #14:	As a joke I emptied part of a firework into a quarter of a cigarette. ~~long story super short: people actually rolling on the floor laughing~~ --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. <cite>Firewood18 posted [p:887485686] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote>As a joke I emptied part of a firework into a quarter of a cigarette. long story super short: people actually rolling on the floor laughing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 09/28/17 11:26:53 PM #15:	Firewood18 posted... As a joke I emptied part of a firework into a quarter of a cigarette. ~~long story super short: people actually rolling on the floor laughing~~ I don't get it <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:887485820] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote><cite>Firewood18 posted...</cite> <quote>As a joke I emptied part of a firework into a quarter of a cigarette. long story super short: people actually rolling on the floor laughing</quote> I don't get it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ha21nagamas 09/28/17 11:30:09 PM #16:	MICHALECOLE posted... Firewood18 posted... As a joke I emptied part of a firework into a quarter of a cigarette. ~~long story super short: people actually rolling on the floor laughing~~ I don't get it They're burned --- You dont have to obey the white line, use the force <cite>ha21nagamas posted [p:887486023] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote><cite>MICHALECOLE posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Firewood18 posted...</cite> <quote>As a joke I emptied part of a firework into a quarter of a cigarette. long story super short: people actually rolling on the floor laughing</quote> I don't get it</quote> They're burned</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 09/29/17 2:05:50 AM #17:	SmokeMassTree posted... It's lade and I've been lade way more than you, trucker fucker no. --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:887492575] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote><cite>SmokeMassTree posted...</cite> <quote>It's lade and I've been lade way more than you, trucker fucker</quote> no.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jramirez23 09/29/17 2:07:02 AM #18:	Why did the math teacher go work at a window company? A: Because he wanted to make things clear. --- Ex rerum Causis Supremum noscere Causam <cite>jramirez23 posted [p:887492611] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote>Why did the math teacher go work at a window company? A: Because he wanted to make things clear.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 09/29/17 2:43:28 AM #19:	a skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ~~" i'd like a beer and a mop "~~ --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:887493653] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote>a skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, " i'd like a beer and a mop "</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Joelypoely 09/29/17 3:12:52 AM #20:	What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? ~~You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.~~ --- https://philoetryblog.wordpress.com/ <cite>Joelypoely posted [p:887494420] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote>What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trodi_911 09/29/17 4:15:22 AM #21:	Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says "I'll have some H2O". The second scientist says "I have some H2O too". ~~They both get a drink of water because the bartender isn't an idiot.~~ --- "You rat! How dare you sell me so cheap." "NO ONE CALLS ME THAT WITHOUT SOME CHEESE!" Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. <cite>trodi_911 posted [p:887496049] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote>Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says "I'll have some H2O". The second scientist says "I have some H2O too". They both get a drink of water because the bartender isn't an idiot.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lihlih 09/29/17 9:29:34 AM #22:	Bump --- Now playing: Candy crush/Hatoful boyfriend/Everlasting summer/Always remember me/Time tenshi/Emily is away/Rabi-ribi <cite>lihlih posted [p:887503528] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote>Bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SusanGreenEyes 09/29/17 9:35:41 AM #23:	Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? ~~Cause he was fuckin' dead, alright!~~ --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. <cite>SusanGreenEyes posted [p:887503755] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote>Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause he was fuckin' dead, alright!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Currant_Kaiser 09/29/17 9:59:23 AM #24:	Friendship is like pudding your pants. ~~Everybody can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.~~ <cite>Currant_Kaiser posted [p:887504719] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote>Friendship is like pudding your pants. Everybody can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ha21nagamas 09/29/17 11:09:52 AM #25:	What a muslim driver do when they want to overtake their opponent? ~~he will divebomb them to narnia~~ --- You dont have to obey the white line, use the force <cite>ha21nagamas posted [p:887507939] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote>What a muslim driver do when they want to overtake their opponent? he will divebomb them to narnia</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
argonautweakend 09/29/17 11:18:25 AM #26:	So I was driving over my friends house the other day, and on the way there is a church called "saint mary of the assumption" I've never seen a congregation so willing to make an ass out of U and me before. <cite>argonautweakend posted [p:887508357] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote>So I was driving over my friends house the other day, and on the way there is a church called "saint mary of the assumption" I've never seen a congregation so willing to make an ass out of U and me before.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 09/29/17 11:20:17 AM #27:	lihlih --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:887508446] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote>lihlih</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lihlih 09/30/17 6:11:55 AM #28:	Bump --- Now playing: Candy crush/Hatoful boyfriend/Everlasting summer/Always remember me/Time tenshi/Emily is away/Rabi-ribi <cite>lihlih posted [p:887555309] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote>Bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheWorstPoster 09/30/17 9:29:27 PM #29:	[This signature has been deleted at the request of a moderator or administrator] <cite>TheWorstPoster posted [p:887580693] in Win my sig... [t:75824896]...</cite> <quote>[This signature has been deleted at the request of a moderator or administrator]</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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