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Milkman5
09/28/17 12:30:25 AM
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It takes 30 sessions to finally get her pregnant


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TheJBD
09/28/17 12:30:56 AM
#2:


Fuck no.
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DontBugJeff
09/28/17 12:31:25 AM
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Vagina is vagina, but fatherhood is an 18 year sentence.
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Kazi1212
09/28/17 12:32:30 AM
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I would normally immediately say no but this girl for some reason....30 times.... I dunno maybe
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/28/17 12:32:30 AM
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If she's rich? Yes.
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smoliske
09/28/17 12:33:50 AM
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TheJBD posted...
Fuck yes.
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BootyGif
09/28/17 12:34:28 AM
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no, i dont like having intercourse with relatively attractive women with large breasts
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Squidkids
09/28/17 12:34:29 AM
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how do I impregnate her?
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Kanaya413
09/28/17 12:35:38 AM
#9:


Yum breeding kink
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/28/17 12:37:33 AM
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I'd have to think about it 29 times.
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boxington
09/28/17 12:39:10 AM
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she's hot, but nah.
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_Deuce_
09/28/17 12:39:26 AM
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DontBugJeff posted...
Vagina is vagina, but fatherhood is an 18 year sentence.

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Milkman5
09/28/17 12:40:41 AM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Yum breeding kink


is that a kink? isn't it human nature >_>
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EpicMickeyDrew
09/28/17 12:42:02 AM
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name?
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DocDelicious
09/28/17 12:42:25 AM
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Is that an older picture set or did she somehow get hotter over the last 5 years?

EpicMickeyDrew posted...
name?

Melissa Debling
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FreedomEtrtment
09/28/17 12:42:37 AM
#16:


Yes, no reason not to
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Kanaya413
09/28/17 12:53:31 AM
#17:


Milkman5 posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
Yum breeding kink


is that a kink? isn't it human nature >_>

Well some people don't wanna have kids so shrug
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weapon_d00d816
09/28/17 12:58:21 AM
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Maybe if her oversized tits weren't so floppy.
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IHeartRadiation
09/28/17 12:58:42 AM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Milkman5 posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
Yum breeding kink


is that a kink? isn't it human nature >_>

Well some people don't wanna have kids so shrug

Some people really, really like boobs.
Some lunatics really really like feet.
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smoliske
09/28/17 12:59:01 AM
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Smashingpmkns
09/28/17 1:00:14 AM
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Do I have to raise the child?
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K181
09/28/17 1:01:12 AM
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Joke's on her, I got snipped after our second set of twins. I'd just be shooting blanks.
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dave_is_slick
09/28/17 1:03:15 AM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Maybe if her oversized t*** weren't so floppy.

Get the fuck out of here.
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weapon_d00d816
09/28/17 1:04:39 AM
#24:


dave_is_slick posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Maybe if her oversized t*** weren't so floppy.

Get the fuck out of here.

Sorry man but bigger is only better up to a certain point.
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dave_is_slick
09/28/17 1:06:31 AM
#25:


weapon_d00d816 posted...
dave_is_slick posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Maybe if her oversized t*** weren't so floppy.

Get the fuck out of here.

Sorry man but bigger is only better up to a certain point.

She's nowhere near that point.
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weapon_d00d816
09/28/17 1:12:57 AM
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dave_is_slick posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
dave_is_slick posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Maybe if her oversized t*** weren't so floppy.

Get the fuck out of here.

Sorry man but bigger is only better up to a certain point.

She's nowhere near that point.

They're starting to be uneven and floppy and can't hold their own shape. That's where I draw the line.
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Kanaya413
09/28/17 1:16:19 AM
#27:


IHeartRadiation posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
Milkman5 posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
Yum breeding kink


is that a kink? isn't it human nature >_>

Well some people don't wanna have kids so shrug

Some people really, really like boobs.
Some lunatics really really like feet.

Oh worm
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Milkman5
09/28/17 1:18:29 AM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Maybe if her oversized tits weren't so floppy.


They aren't floppy at all.
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Milkman5
09/28/17 1:20:12 AM
#29:


I mean, she has nude videos where you can see her boobs unleashed and they are perfectly shaped...
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stoltenberg11
09/28/17 1:20:52 AM
#30:


dave_is_slick posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
dave_is_slick posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Maybe if her oversized t*** weren't so floppy.

Get the fuck out of here.

Sorry man but bigger is only better up to a certain point.

She's nowhere near that point.

opinions. how do they work?
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Gamer99z
09/28/17 1:22:15 AM
#31:


Milkman5 posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Maybe if her oversized tits weren't so floppy.


They aren't floppy at all.
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You could show pics of literally anyone and nerds on the internet would throw baseless or petty criticisms at them and act like it's not good enough for them.
Like "oh I WOULD fuck her but her left eyebrow is slightly higher than the right. She's ruined!"
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weapon_d00d816
09/28/17 1:23:54 AM
#32:


Milkman5 posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Maybe if her oversized tits weren't so floppy.


They aren't floppy at all.
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That can't be the same person
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Behaviorism
09/28/17 1:26:52 AM
#33:


Milkman5 posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Maybe if her oversized tits weren't so floppy.


They aren't floppy at all.
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Milkman5
09/28/17 1:32:03 AM
#34:


weapon_d00d816 posted...

That can't be the same person


it is. Her boobs ain't floppy
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dave_is_slick
09/28/17 1:34:47 AM
#35:


stoltenberg11 posted...
dave_is_slick posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
dave_is_slick posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Maybe if her oversized t*** weren't so floppy.

Get the fuck out of here.

Sorry man but bigger is only better up to a certain point.

She's nowhere near that point.

opinions. how do they work?

Not like that, obviously.
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Pepys Monster
09/28/17 1:39:15 AM
#36:


Yes. Yes I would.
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TheJBD
09/28/17 1:39:36 AM
#37:


Milkman5 posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Maybe if her oversized tits weren't so floppy.


They aren't floppy at all.
9Lt2CdX


Sharp knees. 2/10 would not allow near my genitals.
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leebul
09/28/17 1:39:56 AM
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hn7sp5C
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andel
09/28/17 1:54:03 AM
#39:


knowing it would take 30 sessions exactly i would just do 29 and phone it in from there
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Milkman5
09/28/17 2:05:16 AM
#40:


andel posted...
knowing it would take 30 sessions exactly i would just do 29 and phone it in from there


All 30 sessions or none
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Offworlder1
09/28/17 2:06:13 AM
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_Deuce_ posted...
DontBugJeff posted...
Vagina is vagina, but fatherhood is an 18 year sentence.

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stoltenberg11
09/28/17 2:23:11 AM
#42:


dave_is_slick posted...
stoltenberg11 posted...
dave_is_slick posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
dave_is_slick posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Maybe if her oversized t*** weren't so floppy.

Get the fuck out of here.

Sorry man but bigger is only better up to a certain point.

She's nowhere near that point.

opinions. how do they work?

Not like that, obviously.

it must be boring living in a world where everyone has the same opinions as you

If were being perfectly honest, shes the type of girl I'd bang, but not the type of girl Id masturbate to.
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King Rial
09/28/17 2:26:06 AM
#43:


Underboob is best boob.
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SuperExcitebike
09/28/17 2:31:09 AM
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At first I thought her top said TITS in the first pic. You can understand why
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Syntheticon
09/28/17 2:52:11 AM
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If she's clean and doesn't want anything from me after, that's an easy yes.
If she does want something from me after, a fake name is as good as contraception.
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Keith_Valentine
09/28/17 3:03:32 AM
#46:


I'd laugh and pee on her like R kelly.

She'd proly fall in love
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Lordgold666
09/28/17 3:07:31 AM
#47:


I shoot blanks, but what she dont know wont hurt her.
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Ilishe
09/28/17 3:10:07 AM
#48:


Spread the sessions around over the next X years
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NeonOctopus
09/28/17 7:31:06 AM
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Yaridovich
09/28/17 7:33:21 AM
#50:


Nope.

It's fucked enough to have kids at all let alone having them just so you can have sex. Dumb as fuck.
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