Current Events > Should I pretend to be a Christian conservative to get a girlfriend?

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King_Rasty
09/27/17 3:42:52 PM
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I live in Alabama and all the pretty girls here are Christian conservatives. Most girls I've been interested in showed interest in me until they found out my political and religious views which ended up being a deal breaker.
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Broseph_Stalin
09/27/17 3:43:56 PM
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Focus on moving out of Alabama.
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FrankIin
09/27/17 3:45:33 PM
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Broseph_Stalin posted...
Focus on moving out of Alabama.


This, but in the meanwhile you may as well play the game.
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you are right Franklin
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kislev
09/28/17 1:49:01 AM
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What are you going yo do if she asks you about the bible and u have no idea
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TheJBD
09/28/17 1:50:49 AM
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A lot of people do it all their lives.
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Prestoff
09/28/17 1:52:53 AM
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I mean I pretended to be religious my whole life, the only person that knows me personally that I'm atheist are my siblings, really close friends, and my wife.
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Dash_Harber
09/28/17 1:54:08 AM
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No. Hard work, weekly meetings, and you don't even get sex at the end.
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Syntheticon
09/28/17 2:06:19 AM
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FrankIin posted...
Broseph_Stalin posted...
Focus on moving out of Alabama.


This, but in the meanwhile you may as well play the game.

This.
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DreadedWave
09/28/17 2:08:32 AM
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Yes, make sure to tell her you were a filthy liberal when you split
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King_Rasty
09/28/17 2:19:05 AM
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kislev posted...
What are you going yo do if she asks you about the bible and u have no idea

I've read the entire Bible, so...
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butthole666
09/28/17 2:45:16 AM
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You'll either get WILD sex or none at all, and if you have an oopsie you'll be stuck with a kid that will end up being raised to be a person you loathe.
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ThyCorndog
09/28/17 2:49:56 AM
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only for a fuck but don't get a girlfriend that would require you to live a lie imo
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PiOverlord
09/28/17 3:09:44 AM
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I thought sex by deception was something Libby Hippies hated.
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unpleasant_milk
09/28/17 3:12:25 AM
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Naughty....
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