Current Events > Nice, got a date this friday with a hotty.

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mach25687
09/27/17 12:42:28 AM
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https://imgur.com/a/0R5TN

Just going to do a dinner and movie. Really nervous since I suck with women, but going to do my best.
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C_Pain
09/27/17 12:43:45 AM
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I'm really happy for you man. Get that convo game on and enjoy yourself.
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How quaint.
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Tyranoreal
09/27/17 12:43:58 AM
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mach25687
09/27/17 12:44:46 AM
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Tyranoreal posted...
That's a man

Yea, trust me you're wrong.
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Shadowplay
09/27/17 12:45:40 AM
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That's the girl that would make me wanna take a few shots of vodka before hand
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mach25687
09/27/17 12:45:51 AM
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C_Pain posted...
I'm really happy for you man. Get that convo game on and enjoy yourself.

Gonna try but I usually just try crappy jokes for some reason. Thinking about going super slight tipsy for her.
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Tyranoreal
09/27/17 12:47:14 AM
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Shadowplay posted...
That's the girl that would make me wanna take a few shots of vodka before hand

Her shoulders are so broad lmao
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NadYobWoc
09/27/17 12:50:06 AM
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*insert virginal comment about pointy elbows here*
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KlRBEH
09/27/17 12:50:47 AM
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A topic where I don't have to ask for pics?

I like this guy
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Cleo_II
09/27/17 12:51:20 AM
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Just be yourself. Remember that a date is a two way street. She should impress you too. Tell yourself that you're also a catch. Hopefully that will help with the nerves.
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TheJBD
09/27/17 12:52:41 AM
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Jerk it before you shower, not after. Good luck.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
09/27/17 12:53:26 AM
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Don't ask her how big her pussy is.
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MabusIncarnate
09/27/17 12:53:39 AM
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Your mom pretty much dates anyone, don't be all amped up to get in those pants. Half of CE has been there.
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thronedfire2
09/27/17 12:54:29 AM
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She definitely has the crazy eyes
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mach25687
09/27/17 12:55:08 AM
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Cleo_II posted...
Just be yourself. Remember that a date is a two way street. She should impress you too. Tell yourself that you're also a catch. Hopefully that will help with the nerves.

Yea, problem im mostly a shut in. I did woo her on a date but scare I don't have enough to keep doing that.
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mach25687
09/27/17 12:57:28 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Your mom pretty much dates anyone, don't be all amped up to get in those pants. Half of CE has been there.

Honestly, I could write you're a virgin/sjw/bitter/etc but I just trying to think how I won't mess this up. So you go ahead with basic mad response 1023 k.
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Tyranoreal
09/27/17 12:58:58 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
She definitely has the crazy eyes

I just realized what she looks like. She looks like Cara Delavigne fused with SpongeBob
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mach25687
09/27/17 1:00:00 AM
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Tyranoreal posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
She definitely has the crazy eyes

I just realized what she looks like. She looks like Cara Delavigne fused with SpongeBob

Honestly she really sweet.
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MabusIncarnate
09/27/17 1:01:35 AM
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mach25687 posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Your mom pretty much dates anyone, don't be all amped up to get in those pants. Half of CE has been there.

Honestly, I could write you're a virgin/sjw/bitter/etc but I just trying to think how I won't mess this up. So you go ahead with basic mad response 1023 k.

Don't get so mad, i'm just messing around. I'm old and been married for nearly 14 years, so you got the bitter part right at least.
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mach25687
09/27/17 1:04:04 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
mach25687 posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Your mom pretty much dates anyone, don't be all amped up to get in those pants. Half of CE has been there.

Honestly, I could write you're a virgin/sjw/bitter/etc but I just trying to think how I won't mess this up. So you go ahead with basic mad response 1023 k.

Don't get so mad, i'm just messing around. I'm old and been married for nearly 14 years, so you got the bitter part right at least.

Again just worry about not messing this up. Sorry.
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Cleo_II
09/27/17 1:04:48 AM
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mach25687 posted...
Cleo_II posted...
Just be yourself. Remember that a date is a two way street. She should impress you too. Tell yourself that you're also a catch. Hopefully that will help with the nerves.

Yea, problem im mostly a shut in. I did woo her on a date but scare I don't have enough to keep doing that.

Just be you and if she's not into you, then fuck her (well figuratively). It will be fine, just focus on having a good time vs trying too hard to impress her :)
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mach25687
09/27/17 1:05:49 AM
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Cleo_II posted...
mach25687 posted...
Cleo_II posted...
Just be yourself. Remember that a date is a two way street. She should impress you too. Tell yourself that you're also a catch. Hopefully that will help with the nerves.

Yea, problem im mostly a shut in. I did woo her on a date but scare I don't have enough to keep doing that.

Just be you and if she's not into you, then fuck her (well figuratively). It will be fine, just focus on having a good time vs trying too hard to impress her :)

K, thinking the movie should be kingsman the golden circle and than dinner so we have something to talk about.
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DocDelicious
09/27/17 1:20:22 AM
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Don't go see a movie. It's impersonal as hell and if she gets bored with it you've pretty much shut out all chance at conversation. Save movies for later dates when you actually know eachother.

Do something that gives you an opportunity to talk at least, even if that means just sitting in a restaurant for a few hours.

Also, don't show up tipsy. Real bad move.
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ArtVandelay
09/27/17 1:20:32 AM
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mach25687 posted...
Tyranoreal posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
She definitely has the crazy eyes

I just realized what she looks like. She looks like Cara Delavigne fused with SpongeBob

Honestly she really sweet.

those 2 are idiot trolls, ignore them. if this is real, GL. she hot for sure
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mach25687
09/27/17 2:40:59 AM
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DocDelicious posted...
Don't go see a movie. It's impersonal as hell and if she gets bored with it you've pretty much shut out all chance at conversation. Save movies for later dates when you actually know eachother.

Do something that gives you an opportunity to talk at least, even if that means just sitting in a restaurant for a few hours.

Also, don't show up tipsy. Real bad move.

Like? Just give me something since the date will be on Friday.
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