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pinky0926
09/26/17 11:02:59 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zH9Zca1vRM


This is how they know you best
With a dick in your right and a mouse in your left
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BootyGif
09/26/17 11:04:35 AM
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Jealous of my huge dick Trump?
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prettyprincess
09/26/17 11:05:18 AM
#3:


left hand mouse?
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Mark_DeRosa
09/26/17 11:05:28 AM
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I hope they enjoy watching cuckold porn with me
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K181
09/26/17 11:06:20 AM
#5:


My kink has always been people watching, so really this is one aspect of government surveillance that I'm a-ok with.
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Terra-enforcer
09/26/17 11:06:33 AM
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What if you watch porn without jackin it?
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Muffinz0rz
09/26/17 11:07:58 AM
#7:


Good on them, feel sorry for whatever poor soul has to watch my bi-daily (whatever the word for "every other day" is) escapades
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gunplagirl
09/26/17 11:09:06 AM
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What about when I just grab my electronic massage wand and go at it for an hour
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WilliamPorygon
09/26/17 11:09:40 AM
#9:


What about when I do it in the shower?
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SubtletyRefuge
09/27/17 10:42:53 PM
#10:


lol
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TheMarthKoopa
09/27/17 10:49:07 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
With a dick in your right and a mouse in your left

That's backwards
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