Current Events > Do any of you sweat during a bowel movement?

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Sometimes I do, especially if the ventilation sucks. But, I notice the more I swear while I poop, the easier it comes out.

I kid you not, the other day I pooped so much at one time, that the toilet hole was overfilled. And damn was I sweating.

It makes me wonder why we've yet to see a poop and wipe style minigame in GTA, Zelda, or whathaveyou.
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And it gets worse when your sweat gets on the seat of the toilet and ya go "Whoaaa" and slip off and struggle to get back up with shit everywhere. It's one of those days where you just have to call in sick and just clean and reflect.
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Dude, i fuckin sweat BEFORE the bowel movement even starts. Like, if its one of those bad ones, where you're on your way home from eating out somewhere, and you start getting those bad cramps, and they get worse and worse the closer you get to the house, by the time you get to your front door your asshole is filled to the brim and you're flexing your hole as hard as you can to not literally lift off into outer space...then you start shitting before you even sit down on the seat--yeah, those types of shits have me sweating by the second or third stomach cramp, all the way up until i get all of that devilish secretion out of my ass.

My fuckin palms get sweaty, skin gets all clammy, and i get fuckin hot flashes and shit sometimes...those are the real bad ones though. Regular shits, i might sweat a little during the process...but man...those fuckin bad ones....jesus.
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Ohhhh man i've been there. You walk through the door and it's like your ass knows you touched your zipper because shit begins immediately and it FIRES out. You sit there on the toilet for like 15-20 minutes just crying and thanking whoever that it's finally over.
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No, but sometimes I get a runny nose.
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