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I Like Toast
09/25/17 3:50:16 PM
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I bought cookies and they are gross crispy cookies instead of delicious soft and chewy cookies :(

Thanks Donald!
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SSJGrimReaper
09/25/17 3:50:48 PM
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you got cuckie'd son
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Drpooplol
09/25/17 3:52:38 PM
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Tc had good taste in cewkies
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chill02
09/25/17 3:56:46 PM
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I Like Toast posted...
Thanks Donald!

Duck?
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I Like Toast
09/25/17 4:33:06 PM
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Who else?
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Drpooplol
09/25/17 8:29:48 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
Tc had good taste in cewkies

but also how can you not tell what kind of cookie it'll be before you buy it? Could you not see it?
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I Like Toast
09/25/17 8:35:49 PM
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They were macadamia nut :( I've never had hard macadamia nut cookies and didn't think to check and it was in small font away from the picture of the delicious looking cookie!
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--kresnik--
09/25/17 8:36:17 PM
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Chewy > crispy
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Sami1000
09/25/17 8:43:43 PM
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If thats the worst thing you can imagine you had pretty good life.
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thronedfire2
09/25/17 8:44:15 PM
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That's the worst
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I Like Toast
09/25/17 8:46:26 PM
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I feel like you don't understand getting ready to bite into a delicious macadamia nut cookie to only find out that your teeth didn't punch right through. Then, as though that isn't torture enough, you don't even have milk to dunk it in!

People in guantanmo don't even get treated this poorly
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chill02
09/25/17 9:11:05 PM
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@MacadamianNut3
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Emerald_Wyvern
09/25/17 9:16:30 PM
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Would you rather that or bite into an oatmeal raisin cookie thinking it's a chocolate chip cookie?

I love oatmeal raisin cookies, but if I don't know it is before hand... /shudder.
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I Like Toast
09/25/17 9:18:41 PM
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If it's a soft oatmeal raisin. Definitely, then it's just one bad bite then a tasty oatmeal raisin, instead of entire bag of bad cookies!
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MacadamianNut3
09/25/17 10:03:31 PM
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Yooooo wtf Toast
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