Current Events > Your reaction: your 12 year old daughter admits she murdered billions of people

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frozenshock
09/24/17 4:13:00 PM
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Do you turn her over to the police or do you cover for her?

Assume she's some kind of super 1337 h4x0r and she stole nuclear missile codes from russia or something and bombed half the world to smithereens with the tablet you bought her for christmas.
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Alucard188
09/24/17 4:14:37 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4cXElSDJ5o

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Fossil
09/24/17 4:15:03 PM
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I tell her I killed more and she needs to git gud
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ImTheMacheteGuy
09/24/17 4:15:27 PM
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"billions... but not trillions? You're no daughter of mine..."
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tamashii
09/24/17 4:15:29 PM
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Those are rookie numbers!
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Vol2tex
09/24/17 4:15:55 PM
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Raikuro
09/24/17 4:16:21 PM
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Well yeah she gets turned it. I'd rather the guilty party get caught than the blame inevitably pinned on someone innocent. She's underage so she'd get the lightest sentencing possible for something so horrible.
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boxington
09/24/17 4:17:50 PM
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I'd try to show as little as reaction as I could, because if she even suspected that I'd snitch, I'd likely end up being being another victim
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FightingGames
09/24/17 4:18:55 PM
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yes and i doubt she'll get prison for it
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GiftedACIII
09/24/17 4:20:26 PM
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I'd take her to institution.
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Gamer99z
09/24/17 4:20:37 PM
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She's probably kill me before I could say anything if she just killed billions without hesitation.
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Zikten
09/24/17 4:20:45 PM
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Raikuro posted...
Well yeah she gets turned it. I'd rather the guilty party get caught than the blame inevitably pinned on someone innocent. She's underage so she'd get the lightest sentencing possible for something so horrible.

I think even a 12 year old would go away for life if they killed millions of people. I don't see a way of getting out of it
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DoctorVader
09/24/17 4:25:07 PM
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TjihJEp
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Raikuro
09/24/17 4:29:30 PM
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Zikten posted...
Raikuro posted...
Well yeah she gets turned it. I'd rather the guilty party get caught than the blame inevitably pinned on someone innocent. She's underage so she'd get the lightest sentencing possible for something so horrible.

I think even a 12 year old would go away for life if they killed millions of people. I don't see a way of getting out of it

Yeah and life in prison is a lighter sentence than death.
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Mist_Turnips
09/24/17 4:43:41 PM
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I'd tell her where to target next
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Unknown Nomad
09/24/17 4:56:10 PM
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buy her ice cream and celebrate
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ultimate reaver
09/24/17 4:56:48 PM
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Ask her how she managed to get that done so fast
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TrollSlayer11
09/24/17 4:59:27 PM
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Mist_Turnips posted...
I'd tell her where to target next

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Squidkids
09/24/17 5:24:17 PM
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-l___________l- posted...
"you killed most of the world's population? how..."

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this, i would want to know how she killed most of the world with us still alive
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DevsBro
09/24/17 5:26:37 PM
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Turn her in. I dunno what they would do in a case like this but do all I can to still be a dad. Visit her wherever they lock her up every day. That kind of thing.
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LordMarshal
09/24/17 5:29:03 PM
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boxington
09/24/17 5:36:56 PM
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Squidkids posted...
-l___________l- posted...
"you killed most of the world's population? how..."

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this, i would want to know how she killed most of the world with us still alive

all of the world, putting us at least negative 90 something billon
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Just_a_loser
09/24/17 5:42:49 PM
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Step 1: Ask her why she did it
Step 2: Ask her if she plans to do it again
Step 3: Ask her if I am on her chopping block
Step 4: Take away her computer and video games and phone
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Vol2tex
09/24/17 9:27:05 PM
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Squidkids posted...
-l___________l- posted...
"you killed most of the world's population? how..."

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this, i would want to know how she killed most of the world with us still alive


Hack into billions of computers and cause rapid flashing lights, causing seizures?
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SpiralDrift
09/24/17 9:29:21 PM
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I'm gonna assume they were all pedophiles and tell her I'm proud of her for killing billions of them. Once the police hear her side of the story I'm sure they'll let her go anyway.
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Mistere Man
09/24/17 9:31:38 PM
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Offworlder1
09/24/17 9:31:40 PM
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Ask her if most or all of these people were evil, if yes tell her she did a great job and I am proud of her.
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Vol2tex
09/25/17 2:55:00 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Ask her if most or all of these people were evil, if yes tell her she did a great job and I am proud of her.


Evil people can't be redeemed?
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tremain07
09/25/17 2:57:24 PM
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Wouldn't say shit, those are strangers and there's no way to tie it to her so I don't care.
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Raikuro
09/25/17 2:57:55 PM
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Yeah I'm sure a 12yo has the omnipresence to determine if billions of people are good or bad.
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Irony
09/25/17 2:58:10 PM
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But Caaaaarl
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Sylph
09/25/17 3:16:48 PM
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"This is how people die, Daddy!"
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philsov
09/25/17 3:29:49 PM
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Initially I'm going to assume she's just talking out of her ass, kinda like when we'd play "house and megalomaniac"
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mortimerjames
09/25/17 3:31:23 PM
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I tell her she's a Lannister, and will always be by her side.
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Rioushu
09/26/17 5:27:38 AM
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philsov posted...
Initially I'm going to assume she's just talking out of her ass, kinda like when we'd play "house and megalomaniac"

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