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UnfairRepresent
09/24/17 1:46:44 PM
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He's a 17 year old college student studying philosophy and this is the first time you're visiting him since he left home. You knew he was sharing a home with 3 other people but what you didn't know was that he was sleeping with them.

When you arrive he says "Oh hi Dad. These are my girlfriends. This is Jane, she's training to be a cop. This is Leshaniqua, she's a game designer and this is Makoto, she's a med student from Japan, working to be a doctor."

nkGKiac

Jane says "Hello Sir." extending her hand.
Leshaniqua mumors some vague greeting while texting on her phone with no eye-contact.
And Makoto bows adding "It's nice to meet you. Mr [Lastname]"

How do you react?
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Kurupt_Oddessey
09/24/17 1:49:15 PM
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Dont tell your mother..
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Go_Totodile
09/24/17 1:50:01 PM
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How long does it take you to come up with all this shit?
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UnfairRepresent
09/24/17 1:52:00 PM
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Go_Totodile posted...
How long does it take you to come up with all this shit?

3/4 seconds

Just take true stories and change the pronouns.

Boom.
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TrollSlayer11
09/24/17 1:52:51 PM
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I tell my son job well done and that I'm glad I taught him well.
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Returning_CEmen
09/24/17 1:54:52 PM
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I'd tell him to wear a rubber while with Leshaniqua, the others I'd be fine if he knocked them up.
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Zikten
09/24/17 1:58:07 PM
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I wonder what the opposite situation reaction would be. finding your daughter with 3 boyfriends
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Returning_CEmen
09/24/17 1:59:02 PM
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Zikten posted...
I wonder what the opposite situation reaction would be. finding your daughter with 3 boyfriends

I'd be happy for her. She is well taken care of.
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dirtycommunist
09/24/17 2:01:07 PM
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Have a frank conversation about safe sex and contraceptives. Also tell him I'm disowning him if he thinks I'm gonna play grandpa while he's 17 and in college.
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littlebro07
09/24/17 2:02:25 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
I'd tell him to wear a rubber while with Leshaniqua, the others I'd be fine if he knocked them up.


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UnfairRepresent
09/24/17 2:05:08 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
I'd tell him to wear a rubber while with Leshaniqua, the others I'd be fine if he knocked them up.

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InstaReturns
09/24/17 2:17:52 PM
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Kurupt_Oddessey posted...
Dont tell your mother..

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StarReaper13
09/24/17 2:20:25 PM
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Normally with your threads I give him a box of condoms, so in this case would I give him 3 boxes?
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MelzezDoor
09/24/17 2:24:35 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
I'd tell him to wear a rubber while with Leshaniqua, the others I'd be fine if he knocked them up.


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This gets ellipses but not the op? lol
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Tappor
09/24/17 2:28:05 PM
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MelzezDoor posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
I'd tell him to wear a rubber while with Leshaniqua, the others I'd be fine if he knocked them up.


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This gets ellipses but not the op? lol

do you see the problem with CEmen's post
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Vultis_Zales
09/24/17 2:30:52 PM
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Tell him that harems are to much work and that 1-2 girls are enough.

explain about how when i was younger i wanted a harem but then realized how there is no romance in those. then tell him that in the end it is his choice, then mention how much i like Makoto.
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MelzezDoor
09/24/17 2:32:56 PM
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The increasing realization of the darkness in the hearts of CEfolk?
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UnfairRepresent
09/24/17 2:34:29 PM
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Vultis_Zales posted...
Tell him that harems are to much work and that 1-2 girls are enough.

explain about how when i was younger i wanted a harem but then realized how there is no romance in those. then tell him that in the end it is his choice, then mention how much i like Makoto.

She's only said one sentence to you. Kinda weird to signal how much you.
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littlebro07
09/24/17 2:38:25 PM
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MelzezDoor posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
I'd tell him to wear a rubber while with Leshaniqua, the others I'd be fine if he knocked them up.


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This gets ellipses but not the op? lol


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InstaReturns
09/24/17 2:38:54 PM
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Also girl 1 is fine af
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MelzezDoor
09/24/17 2:40:17 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
MelzezDoor posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
I'd tell him to wear a rubber while with Leshaniqua, the others I'd be fine if he knocked them up.


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This gets ellipses but not the op? lol


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Even THIS gets the ellipses but not the op??
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littlebro07
09/24/17 2:40:42 PM
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MelzezDoor posted...
littlebro07 posted...
MelzezDoor posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
I'd tell him to wear a rubber while with Leshaniqua, the others I'd be fine if he knocked them up.


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This gets ellipses but not the op? lol


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Even THIS gets the ellipses but not the op??


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UnfairRepresent
09/24/17 2:42:50 PM
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InstaReturns posted...
Also girl 1 is fine af

"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! Her name is Jane!"
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MelzezDoor
09/24/17 2:43:00 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
MelzezDoor posted...
littlebro07 posted...
MelzezDoor posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
I'd tell him to wear a rubber while with Leshaniqua, the others I'd be fine if he knocked them up.


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This gets ellipses but not the op? lol


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Even THIS gets the ellipses but not the op??


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Wow this too?! And still not the op???
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N1NJAREB0RN
09/24/17 2:44:02 PM
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High five son, you did good!
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littlebro07
09/24/17 2:44:07 PM
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MelzezDoor posted...
littlebro07 posted...
MelzezDoor posted...
littlebro07 posted...
MelzezDoor posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
I'd tell him to wear a rubber while with Leshaniqua, the others I'd be fine if he knocked them up.


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This gets ellipses but not the op? lol


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Even THIS gets the ellipses but not the op??


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Wow this too?! And still not the op???


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Sada_Pop
09/24/17 2:47:14 PM
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Leshaniqua
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Trigg3rH4ppy
09/24/17 2:47:50 PM
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Tappor posted...
MelzezDoor posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
I'd tell him to wear a rubber while with Leshaniqua, the others I'd be fine if he knocked them up.


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This gets ellipses but not the op? lol

do you see the problem with CEmen's post

There isn't a problem, the game designer is least likely to be successful in life. Someone studying to become a cop or a doctor will have a reliable job with good benefits and pensions.
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UnfairRepresent
09/24/17 2:49:42 PM
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

There isn't a problem, the game designer is least likely to be successful in life. Someone studying to become a cop or a doctor will have a reliable job with good benefits and pensions.

So it's okay to knock them up as teens and risk STDs because they are working towards a career you think is better?

wut....
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Trigg3rH4ppy
09/24/17 3:44:43 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

There isn't a problem, the game designer is least likely to be successful in life. Someone studying to become a cop or a doctor will have a reliable job with good benefits and pensions.

So it's okay to knock them up as teens and risk STDs because they are working towards a career you think is better?

wut....

Why do you assume Asians and Whites automatically have STDs?
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UncleBourbon33
09/24/17 3:45:49 PM
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First two girls are so ugly.
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OwlRammer
09/24/17 3:47:15 PM
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asagi_mode_gone
09/24/17 3:49:38 PM
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I mean I'm in open relationships with 3 girls so as long as it's all in the open and everyone is okay, what's the problem?
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kuwab0
09/24/17 3:56:40 PM
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UnfairRepresent
09/24/17 4:02:39 PM
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asagi_mode_gone posted...
I mean I'm in open relationships with 3 girls so as long as it's all in the open and everyone is okay, what's the problem?

Most would consider it immoral
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asagi_mode_gone
09/24/17 4:10:47 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
asagi_mode_gone posted...
I mean I'm in open relationships with 3 girls so as long as it's all in the open and everyone is okay, what's the problem?

Most would consider it immoral

UnfairRepresent posted...
asagi_mode_gone posted...
I mean I'm in open relationships with 3 girls so as long as it's all in the open and everyone is okay, what's the problem?

Most would consider it immoral


A lot of people still think lgbt people should not be allowed to exist or marry.

Most people are idiots and bigots.

Compulsory monogamy kills, btw. Insert the huge list of partners murdered by their other partner for fear of being cheated on here.
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UnfairRepresent
09/24/17 6:26:33 PM
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OwlRammer posted...
3 seems like a little too much for him, I'll take Makoto off his hands

You're literally old enough to be her father
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legendarylemur
09/24/17 6:29:52 PM
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Slap him for being into girls with short haircut
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UnfairRepresent
09/26/17 5:15:03 AM
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legendarylemur posted...
Slap him for being into girls with short haircut

But only one of them does...
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boxington
09/26/17 5:18:07 AM
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kuwab0 posted...
q7XMiXc

lol
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marthsheretoo
09/26/17 5:18:30 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
asagi_mode_gone posted...
I mean I'm in open relationships with 3 girls so as long as it's all in the open and everyone is okay, what's the problem?

Most would consider it immoral


They're wrong.
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UnfairRepresent
09/26/17 5:19:58 AM
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marthsheretoo posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
asagi_mode_gone posted...
I mean I'm in open relationships with 3 girls so as long as it's all in the open and everyone is okay, what's the problem?

Most would consider it immoral


They're wrong.

Would you feel the same way if one these girls was your daughter or sister?
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marthsheretoo
09/26/17 5:25:13 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Would you feel the same way if one these girls was your daughter or sister?


Of course. Why would that change anything?

Monogamous relationships are pretty much inferior so I'd be happy she found a relationship dynamic that suited her.
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cellus523
09/26/17 5:29:10 AM
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I'd sit my son down and ask, "How they mommas lookin?"
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Knowledge_King
09/26/17 11:14:53 AM
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Berate him for not getting at least one fine girl out of three choices. Otherwise, I don't care.
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TheMikh
09/26/17 11:15:32 AM
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i ain't raising no hedonistic chads
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gunplagirl
09/26/17 11:18:00 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
marthsheretoo posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
asagi_mode_gone posted...
I mean I'm in open relationships with 3 girls so as long as it's all in the open and everyone is okay, what's the problem?

Most would consider it immoral


They're wrong.

Would you feel the same way if one these girls was your daughter or sister?


If my daughter or sister was dating my son, yes I'd have a problem.
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Duncanwii
09/26/17 11:20:16 AM
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marthsheretoo posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Would you feel the same way if one these girls was your daughter or sister?


Of course. Why would that change anything?

Monogamous relationships are pretty much inferior so I'd be happy she found a relationship dynamic that suited her.

I'm pretty sure my Fiance wouldn't like me kissing other girls even if polygamy was considered ok.
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