Current Events > "Jim Carrey" has ascended to a higher plane

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boxington
09/24/17 12:45:21 AM
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quotations because Jim Carrey never existed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICPGhxjW3fw

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DngerousBastard
09/24/17 12:48:01 AM
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Didn't his dead ex-wife's family sue him because he gave her so many STDs she committed suicide or something?
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Forlorn_Ass
09/24/17 12:49:14 AM
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boy done reached enlightenment
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AlternativeFAQS
09/24/17 12:52:10 AM
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doing a charlie kauffman bit
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NOM
09/24/17 12:52:13 AM
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I think he's just fucking with everyone honestly.

Classic Jim.
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TheDarkCircle
09/24/17 12:52:16 AM
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he looks sickly
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boxington
09/24/17 12:52:39 AM
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"Jim Carey woke up and saw the machines harvesting humans like neo"
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MrStabbath
09/24/17 12:54:11 AM
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this is the first time ive seen jim carrey being serious
im scared
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Mistere Man
09/24/17 12:56:02 AM
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He does not look well.
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Suikoden
09/24/17 12:57:20 AM
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corny as shit
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gatorsPENSbucs
09/24/17 1:07:11 AM
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NOM posted...
I think he's just fucking with everyone honestly.

Classic Jim.

He was on Howard Stern within the last few years and he talked about some Indian tripping ritual he went on. Really changed him and all types of shit. He’s a real complex dude and not at all the dumb actor he plays so well.
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CarameIDistress
09/24/17 1:08:11 AM
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Wtf he's only 55, he looks sick
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Returning_CEmen
09/24/17 1:10:40 AM
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He looks old and frail like Charlie Sheen looks now.
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wolverinev2
09/24/17 1:46:54 AM
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Looks like hes become disillusioned with life.
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ThyCorndog
09/24/17 1:59:34 AM
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Forlorn_Ass posted...
boy done reached enlightenment

Cpt_Pineapple posted...
woke as fuck

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Unsugarized_Foo
09/24/17 2:02:06 AM
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People tend to lose weight when they go crazy

Cpt_Pineapple posted...
woke as fuck

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Airhammy
09/24/17 2:02:18 AM
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Forlorn_Ass posted...
boy done reached enlightenment


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llDTurQxPgQ

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TheMikh
09/24/17 2:04:34 AM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
He was on Howard Stern within the last few years and he talked about some Indian tripping ritual he went on.

Yeah, seems like it.
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Deadpool_18
09/24/17 2:05:09 AM
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Dude is literally woke as fuck and Hollywood cannot stand it. They keep trying to paint him as a burned out hippie when he's actually destroying their social preconceptions of themselves. I love him so fucking much. He's a beautiful soul.
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Deadpool_18
09/24/17 2:05:51 AM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
He looks old and frail like Charlie Sheen looks now.


He's far from old and frail. He's quite healthy.
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CelestialVoices
09/24/17 2:05:56 AM
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is the new jim carrey anti-vax too
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itachi15243
09/24/17 2:06:22 AM
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ThyCorndog posted...
Forlorn_Ass posted...
boy done reached enlightenment

Cpt_Pineapple posted...
woke as fuck

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BootyGif
09/24/17 2:09:10 AM
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NOM posted...
I think he's just fucking with everyone honestly.

Classic Jim.

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unpleasant_milk
09/24/17 2:10:04 AM
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TheDarkCircle posted...
he looks sickly


Drugs and self harm
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Deadpool_18
09/24/17 2:11:09 AM
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unpleasant_milk posted...
TheDarkCircle posted...
he looks sickly


Drugs and self harm


Psychedelics don't take much, if any, toll on your immediate health.
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_Deuce_
09/24/17 2:12:01 AM
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The guys sitting beside him are so completely unsure of how to react. Like, they know he needs help but he's Jim Carrey so they just roll with it.
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l0bcity
09/24/17 2:13:02 AM
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DngerousBastard posted...
Didn't his dead ex-wife's family sue him because he gave her so many STDs she committed suicide or something?

Wait what?
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Deadpool_18
09/24/17 2:13:36 AM
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_Deuce_ posted...
The guys sitting beside him are so completely unsure of how to react. Like, they know he needs help but he's Jim Carrey so they just roll with it.


He doesn't need any help. The guys next to him do.
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sabin017
09/24/17 2:16:02 AM
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He could be acting, following Joaquin's example....
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CarlGrimes
09/24/17 2:16:29 AM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
They keep trying to paint him as a burned out hippie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXRZOjk8oYo

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yemmy
09/24/17 2:17:22 AM
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he found meth
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Deadpool_18
09/24/17 2:18:31 AM
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CarlGrimes posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
They keep trying to paint him as a burned out hippie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXRZOjk8oYo


Lmao he's fantastic
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TheoryzC
09/24/17 2:18:56 AM
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The Being Known As Jim Carrey
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unpleasant_milk
09/24/17 2:23:14 AM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
unpleasant_milk posted...
TheDarkCircle posted...
he looks sickly


Drugs and self harm


Psychedelics don't take much, if any, toll on your immediate health.


Idk man, his face looks rather gaunt and unhealthy. I think he's done a crap load of cocaine etc.
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Banjo2553
09/24/17 3:08:31 AM
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Damn, that persona kinda scared me. I can't tell if that's for real or just another act.
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Halo3GAMEFREAK
09/24/17 3:33:39 AM
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MrResetti
09/24/17 3:42:27 AM
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CarlGrimes posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
They keep trying to paint him as a burned out hippie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXRZOjk8oYo

Fucking Courtney Love
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xxdudeyy
09/24/17 4:07:18 AM
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Shikaka!
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kingdrake2
09/24/17 4:14:59 AM
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yemmy posted...
he found meth


of course he did, still a bad path to be on which will lead to broken lives and worse health.
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Izual_Reborn
09/24/17 4:16:17 AM
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ISnt he playing sort of psycho hippy in an upcoming biopic? Wouldn't surprise me if he's justmethod acting he did a lot of that for his rollback of Kaufman in man in the moon.
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KainFourteh
09/24/17 4:23:42 AM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
Dude is literally woke as fuck and Hollywood cannot stand it. They keep trying to paint him as a burned out hippie when he's actually destroying their social preconceptions of themselves. I love him so fucking much. He's a beautiful soul.


Lmao. How dense can one person be...
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DrizztLink
09/24/17 4:26:11 AM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
_Deuce_ posted...
The guys sitting beside him are so completely unsure of how to react. Like, they know he needs help but he's Jim Carrey so they just roll with it.


He doesn't need any help. The guys next to him do.

Dude, he looks like fucking Willem Dafoe.
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SubtletyRefuge
09/24/17 4:26:47 AM
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lol what is this
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Chicken
09/24/17 4:31:01 AM
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The people praising him are fucking stupid.

This is probably similar to what Robin Williams was going through before ending his life.
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eggcorn
09/24/17 4:35:05 AM
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boxington
09/24/17 4:37:44 AM
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Chicken posted...
The people praising him are fucking stupid.

This is probably similar to what Robin Williams was going through before ending his life.

IIRC, he had some kinda dementia that likey drove him to commit suicide
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HashtagTartarus
09/24/17 4:40:03 AM
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giantblimpN7
09/24/17 4:42:18 AM
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KainFourteh posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
Dude is literally woke as fuck and Hollywood cannot stand it. They keep trying to paint him as a burned out hippie when he's actually destroying their social preconceptions of themselves. I love him so fucking much. He's a beautiful soul.


Lmao. How dense can one person be...

Lol
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