Current Events > They should make a movie about Darth Vader's father (Episode 1 spoilers?)

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Rypt
09/23/17 11:36:46 PM
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They could say that Shmi Skywalker lied about him not having a dad, it would be funny. Maybe Obi Wan is really his father? Or Qui Gon? :p
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Skye Reynolds
09/23/17 11:39:22 PM
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I hate rape as a plot device, but it's better than Star Wars using a virgin birth narrative. It doesn't fit the Star Wars canon, it takes away from Luke's humble origins in the original trilogy, and it's disrespectful.


I'd be relatively okay with Snoke being revealed as the one who impregnated Anakin's mother and wiped her memory of the incident.
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MrStabbath
09/23/17 11:42:34 PM
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Wasn't it revealed that Palp and his master were experimenting with the force and anakin was the result? vaguely remember something of the sort
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Rypt
09/24/17 12:00:52 AM
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*shrug* idk
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averagejoel
09/24/17 12:04:54 AM
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MrStabbath posted...
Wasn't it revealed that Palp and his master were experimenting with the force and anakin was the result? vaguely remember something of the sort

yes

Palpatine talks about it in episode 3, and it's heavily implied that Plagueis' attempts to use midichlorians to create life are what lead to Anakin's birth - which would also explain why his midichlorian count was so high
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peanut butter and dick
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Gamer99z
09/24/17 12:06:17 AM
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averagejoel posted...
MrStabbath posted...
Wasn't it revealed that Palp and his master were experimenting with the force and anakin was the result? vaguely remember something of the sort

yes

Palpatine talks about it in episode 3, and it's heavily implied that Plagueis' attempts to use midichlorians to create life are what lead to Anakin's birth - which would also explain why his midichlorian count was so high

Wow he force raped a chick
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KingArthur3D
09/24/17 12:07:00 AM
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"...And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything… Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything."
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