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orcus_snake 09/21/17 12:39:45 PM #1: |
we have been pretty friendly for a couple of weeks and I just blurted it out because I don know any better, she was like holy shit dude O_O and then ran away.
Now we are avoiding each other because of course we are, feels like back in high school, actually back in HS I only ever stared at the reflection of the girl I liked in the classroom and never even approached her, guess its a sort of improvement :P --- "Warwick are you jungling" "No I'm standing by the wolves because I miss my family" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlephZero 09/21/17 12:42:10 PM #2: |
yikes
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Turbam 09/21/17 12:43:26 PM #3: |
She ran away because her vaginal juices were overflowing and she needed to go clean up.
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EbonTitanium 09/21/17 12:43:31 PM #4: |
Awkward.
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DonaldClinton 09/21/17 12:44:50 PM #5: |
Tell her that you didn't mean to make things awkward and that you just want things to go back to how they were
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masterpug53 09/21/17 12:44:52 PM #6: |
orcus_snake posted...
I just blurted it out because I don know any better This tactic generally doesn't produce favorable results, sorry to say. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiek_Fafn 09/21/17 12:45:12 PM #7: |
Maybe she got flustered because she was hoping that you would say that you like like her...not just like her.
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ShotgunSilencer 09/21/17 12:46:22 PM #8: |
Like how'd you say it?
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orcus_snake 09/21/17 12:53:51 PM #9: |
ShotgunSilencer posted...
Like how'd you say it? as in, we were talking about random shit like usual and I was like "ya know, I'm into you, I always have a lot of fun with you around" and then first post happened lol. --- "Warwick are you jungling" "No I'm standing by the wolves because I miss my family" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ArtVandelay 09/21/17 1:02:15 PM #10: |
yeah, not smooth bro
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Johnny_Nutcase 09/21/17 1:05:19 PM #11: |
Maybe it was just bad timing and she shit her pants as you said that. Just approach her and say "I have come to the conclusion you ran away because you shit your pants, and I forgive you"
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NewMernardi 09/21/17 1:06:53 PM #12: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Maybe it was just bad timing and she shit her pants as you said that. Just approach her and say "I have come to the conclusion you ran away because you shit your pants, and I forgive you" This ... Copied to Clipboard!
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orcus_snake 09/21/17 1:07:05 PM #13: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Maybe it was just bad timing and she shit her pants as you said that. Just approach her and say "I have come to the conclusion you ran away because you shit your pants, and I forgive you" I laughed enough that I shall now try this. --- "Warwick are you jungling" "No I'm standing by the wolves because I miss my family" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gunpo 09/21/17 1:07:17 PM #14: |
Tell her again so she knows you really mean it
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KiwiTerraRizing 09/21/17 1:11:03 PM #15: |
Turbam posted...
She ran away because her vaginal juices were overflowing and she needed to go clean up. Her genitals were so engorged with blood produced by thinking of you making sweet love to her that her labia enveloped the thin cotton thong she was wearing. Her only relief was to run to a bathroom and put 3 fingers in her slick vagina and masturbate to reduce swelling. Other employees heard her moaning your name before she climaxed and violently squirted on all walls of the bathroom stall. --- Jake Peralta: World's Grossest Pervert ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bluezero 09/21/17 1:13:40 PM #16: |
Ask if you can buy her a bra to make things right.
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HaVeNII7 09/21/17 1:16:45 PM #17: |
I've always wondered why things like that makes shit awkward.
I mean me personally, I'd much rather people just be straight up blunt with me regardless of what they're going to say. --- PSN/Steam: HaVeNII7 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Awesome 09/21/17 1:18:18 PM #18: |
hey you know maybe she likes you too and is just really shy, it happens sometimes.
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DonaldClinton 09/21/17 1:19:09 PM #19: |
HaVeNII7 posted...
I've always wondered why things like that makes shit awkward. Think about how weirded out you'd be if I you found out that an ugly person that you were forced to spend a lot of time with fantasizes about having sex with you. Of course it would be awkward after that ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Banjo2553 09/21/17 1:20:02 PM #20: |
I mean...at least you were up front about it. >_>
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HaVeNII7 09/21/17 1:20:55 PM #21: |
DonaldClinton posted...
HaVeNII7 posted...I've always wondered why things like that makes shit awkward. No, it REALLY wouldn't. If I like them too, awesome, and if not, I'll just let them know when they tell me. It's really just that simple. People like each other all the time. No big deal. --- PSN/Steam: HaVeNII7 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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giantblimpN7 09/21/17 1:21:10 PM #22: |
Banjo2553 posted...
I mean...at least you were up front about it. >_> I don't think he was up front enough tbh. Should have made it very clear that you want to get married and have children. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GAMERCAMRY 09/21/17 1:21:36 PM #23: |
DonaldClinton posted...
HaVeNII7 posted...I've always wondered why things like that makes shit awkward. Why you gotta assume mah boi is ugly smh --- Vegy's boyfriend ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 09/21/17 1:21:46 PM #24: |
You better hope she doesn't quit her job over this. It could be the final tipping point that collapses our economy. Thanks to you and your horny angst we all must suffer now.
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orcus_snake 09/21/17 1:31:42 PM #25: |
I have to say CE is on point with the humor these days, I usually only ever have chuckle but I laughed a bit a couple of times.
Also I am told I am good looking, girl that ran away says she wants an ass like mine (which is funny cause she certainly has quite a big plump one) and another one I get along with is trying to set me up with her friend, who I invited out for pizzas but I am much more assertive and easygoing with her since I am not into her :P --- "Warwick are you jungling" "No I'm standing by the wolves because I miss my family" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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orcus_snake 09/21/17 2:33:42 PM #26: |
forgivness for pants shitting worked, I will now proceed to do her in off days.
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giantblimpN7 09/21/17 11:07:30 PM #27: |
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Johnny_Nutcase 09/21/17 11:08:42 PM #28: |
You're welcome! I think you owe me a beer x12....
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Nikra 09/21/17 11:10:09 PM #29: |
Don't shit where you eat.
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CADE FOSTER 09/21/17 11:10:28 PM #30: |
Some dudes have no chill
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Robin_Dude 09/21/17 11:10:28 PM #31: |
You're in, man
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PlsGodDontBanMe 09/21/17 11:12:15 PM #32: |
Nikra posted...
Don't shit where you eat. --- Paintballreturns:Jesus Christ Raptor you're a terrible Mod stop banning me because you're butthurt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FFVII_REMAKE 09/21/17 11:13:19 PM #33: |
Never date a co-worker. Shit becomes awkward once you guys break up.
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Guide 09/21/17 11:13:39 PM #34: |
Talk it through like adults. At worst, you apologize.
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Johnny_Nutcase 09/21/17 11:14:28 PM #35: |
FFVII_REMAKE posted...
Never date a co-worker. Shit becomes awkward once you guys break up. Bah! Sometimes you gotta spill the company ink on a girls face. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EnragedSlith 09/21/17 11:16:46 PM #36: |
HaVeNII7 posted...
I've always wondered why things like that makes shit awkward. Really just depends on maturity. Asked a girl out at work because someone said she was interested, she didn't give me the green light I thought I had, I went back to being her coworker like nothing happened. Ain't awkward at all --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HBOSS 09/21/17 11:17:59 PM #37: |
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TheMikh 09/21/17 11:22:54 PM #38: |
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orcus_snake 09/21/17 11:38:12 PM #39: |
wellp, I got a double date with the other girl, her friend and friends boyfriend. but she aint my type.
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VandorLee 09/21/17 11:43:04 PM #40: |
Just tell her exactly how you feel:
"Guuurl, Im tired of touching myself thinking of you and i would like you to touch me, or me touch you. Look, you wanna have the sex?" --- "God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrProfessor 09/21/17 11:47:48 PM #42: |
orcus_snake posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...Please don’t.Maybe it was just bad timing and she shit her pants as you said that. Just approach her and say "I have come to the conclusion you ran away because you shit your pants, and I forgive you" --- I have a doctorate in professoring. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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orcus_snake 09/22/17 12:14:24 PM #43: |
we are pretty chill again, I was groped during the morning hug, so now I get to do the same, works for me.
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LordMarshal 09/22/17 12:21:18 PM #44: |
No sex yet?
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orcus_snake 09/22/17 12:29:33 PM #45: |
LordMarshal posted...
No sex yet? I dont think you understand my level of inexperience in the ways of courtship :v --- "Warwick are you jungling" "No I'm standing by the wolves because I miss my family" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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orcus_snake 09/23/17 1:14:56 AM #46: |
wellp, the dible date wasnt as bad as I thought.
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Gunpo 09/23/17 8:23:30 PM #47: |
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