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Kitt
09/21/17 12:24:05 PM
#1:


You're on a date at the movie theater with character 1, and as the movie plays, character 2 is seated in front of you talking on their phone. You say to them nicely, "Hey, we're trying to watch the movie here. I'd appreciate it if you end the call or take it outside."
Character 2 tells whoever they're talking to to hold on and says to you, "What the fuck did you just say to me!?"
"Look, we-
"Hey, buddy, go fuck yourself!"
"But I-
"Go...Fuck yourself..."

They briefly return back to their phone call before turning around to you one more time.

"Fuck yourself..."

They wink at character 1 then focus back on the movie/phone.

"You're just going to let them get away with that?", says character 1.

What do you do?
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HypnoCoosh
09/21/17 12:24:58 PM
#2:


fucking wut?
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Trigg3rH4ppy
09/21/17 12:26:06 PM
#3:


Bayonetta and Dante. I just get up and leave her with him.i was expecting this to be a team up thread so I picked 2 god killers
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Kitt
09/21/17 12:26:07 PM
#4:


HypnoCoosh posted...
fucking wut?

Did I fucking stutter?
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Nomadic View
09/21/17 12:26:20 PM
#5:


Tell the theater staff that there is someone in the theater that is on the phone.
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Turbam
09/21/17 12:27:49 PM
#6:


Morrigan Aensland and Hex Maniac



I'd tell Hex "I'd rather fuck you instead m'lady"

Then we all have a big threeway and I die because Morrigan is a succubus
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KainWind
09/21/17 12:29:05 PM
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Kaname_Madoka
09/21/17 12:29:37 PM
#8:


SSj3 Goku and Teen Trunks because I was playing Dokkan

Do nothjng so I don't get stabbed
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giantblimpN7
09/21/17 12:37:11 PM
#9:


Morgana and Big Boss

Great, apparently I'm a furry and about to get my ass kicked.
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Error1355
09/21/17 12:39:31 PM
#10:


I thought of Meryl and Solid Snake.

So uh..

Nothing.

I do nothing to Solid Snake.
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Spidey5
09/21/17 12:41:23 PM
#11:


Lucia Konohana and Zelda.

I'm okay with this no matter how good or bad the situation turns out.

Also, I'm a fan of bully Zelda.
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Wedge Antilles
09/21/17 12:41:28 PM
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Ask Zidane why he's just casually ignoring Kuja.
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SpiralDrift
09/22/17 9:18:41 AM
#13:


I take her advice and fuck myself right there in the theater. Then I get arrested and hear about their lesbian marriage when I get out.
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GOATSLAYER
09/22/17 9:22:29 AM
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Sora and Roxas. I'd probably just leave
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Just_a_loser
09/22/17 9:35:51 AM
#15:


Commander Shepard and Booker DeWitt

I think she can take Booker.
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DevsBro
09/22/17 9:37:26 AM
#16:


Princess Peach and Gage Blackwood

Honestly, I'd be too concerned that I'm on a date with another woman to care what Agent 5 does.

But supposing I'm there alone, my reaction is vastly different depending on which game's portrayal.

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/journeymanproject/images/c/ce/Agent5.png/revision/latest?cb=20110223000829

*quietly gets up and leaves*

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/3Juvebz5BM4/hqdefault.jpg

*laughs at him*

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/3Juvebz5BM4/hqdefault.jpg

*quietly gets up and gets an usher*
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