Current Events > I wouldn't mind going to jail.

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Before you judge me, hear me out. This is strictly hypothetical and I haven't committed any crimes despite being a bad boy.

Here's why:

1. I'd get to work out all day
2. I'd live there for free, get free meals
3. I'm an alpha dog so a lot of people would flock to me. I'd lead the place.
4. I'd have time to read books
5. I'd finally be able to catch up on sleep.

I think it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, but I'm also not trying to go there.
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You work out on your outside time.
The meals are almost as good as the trays you get in middle school.
Yeah no.
Book selection is not optimal.
Good luck with that when you have mandatory count, sheets and towels, laundry, count again, socks and boxers, count again, repeat.
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I like privacy. I don't like anybody to be in the bathroom when I have to go, I don't like showering with other people, and I like privacy when I sleep.

I also try to avoid foods packed with sugar and preservatives, so that would suck. I can work out at home for free, so there's that, and I promise you'd not be "catching up" on sleep.
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More like they'd be flocking to you to beat your ass down so you learn your place after trying to act tough.