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SwayM
09/20/17 4:55:28 PM
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I always take a bite out of cold pizza because for once I want to understand what these mental patients are talking about when it comes to cold pizza.

And inevitably every result comes back the same. It's dogshit.

And what kills me is people say shit like "cold pizza in the morning is the greatest shit ever"

As if

The time of day

Makes cardboard crust

and congealed cheese

Not a fucking reality


It's an epidemic of stupidity out there.
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gafemaqs
09/20/17 4:56:42 PM
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Get ready. A bunch of weird CEmen are about to tell you cold pizza is actually better than hot.
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Butterfiles
09/20/17 4:58:21 PM
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gafemaqs posted...
Get ready. A bunch of weird CEmen are about to tell you cold pizza is actually better than hot.

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SwayM
09/20/17 4:58:49 PM
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Freddie_Mercury
09/20/17 5:02:08 PM
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DonaldClinton
09/20/17 5:03:03 PM
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When people say cold pizza is good, they're not talking about pizza you left in your fridge overnight. They're talking about lukewarm pizza. You know, it's been in the box for like an hour and a half or two hours and it's not hot anymore. It's good
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voldothegr8
09/20/17 5:03:08 PM
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Like it always depends where it's from. Domino's is nasty cold while Papa John's is delicious cold, for example.
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justaguy3492
09/20/17 5:04:02 PM
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When it comes to chain pizza (Dominos, Pizza hut, papa johns) cold pizza is awful. But my local pizza shop is 100% better cold than hot
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Axiom
09/20/17 5:04:34 PM
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I agree TC. I've never understood why people think cold pizza is good
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SwayM
09/20/17 5:05:06 PM
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DonaldClinton posted...
When people say cold pizza is good, they're not talking about pizza you left in your fridge overnight. They're talking about lukewarm pizza. You know, it's been in the box for like an hour and a half or two hours and it's not hot anymore. It's good


Oh no, they're talking about right out of the fridge

Lukewarm pizza can be okay too, depending on where it's from. I'd still rather heat the fucker back up because there's nothing better when that cheesy is melty, that crust has a bit of give to it, and the sauce actually has fucking flavour and life to it.
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HiddenLurker
09/20/17 5:06:00 PM
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The best IMO for leftover is cut into strips bake to crispy then eat with marinara sauce on the side.
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Laserion
09/20/17 5:06:12 PM
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Fresh pizza > room temp pizza an hour later = reheated pizza tomorrow >>>>> cold from fridge pizza
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Laserion
09/20/17 5:07:51 PM
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What was posted?
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SwayM
09/21/17 5:13:13 PM
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People be doing stupid shit with their food yo
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Kyurem-BW
09/21/17 5:17:12 PM
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Laserion posted...
Fresh pizza > room temp pizza an hour later = pizza reheated in oven > cold from fridge pizza>>>>> microwave reheated pizza


fixed that for you
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SwayM
09/21/17 7:19:29 PM
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Kyurem-BW posted...
Laserion posted...
Fresh pizza > room temp pizza an hour later = pizza reheated in oven > cold from fridge pizza>>>>> microwave reheated pizza


fixed that for you


You're out of your fucking mind if you think microwaved pizza is that bad.
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hortanz
09/21/17 7:20:36 PM
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oven reheated pizza > fresh pizza > cold pizza > > > > > > > > shit > > > microwave reheated pizza
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Laserion
09/22/17 9:29:46 AM
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Kyurem-BW posted...
Laserion posted...
Fresh pizza > room temp pizza an hour later = pizza reheated in oven > cold from fridge pizza>>>>> microwave reheated pizza


fixed that for you

Fuck that. "Cold from fridge pizza with no heat" has to be at the very end always.
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ThyCorndog
09/22/17 9:33:10 AM
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cold pizza means just room temp pizza I thought

if it's in the fridge you definitely reheat it

but I agree heated up pizza is better anyway
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LordRazziel
09/22/17 9:33:36 AM
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TC is one edgy mother fucker.
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DoGCyN
09/22/17 9:34:10 AM
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ThyCorndog posted...
cold pizza means just room temp pizza I thought

Cold pizza is taken out of the fridge and eaten right there.
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Holy_Cloud105
09/22/17 9:35:56 AM
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Laserion posted...
Fresh pizza > room temp pizza an hour later = reheated pizza tomorrow >>>>> cold from fridge pizza

If you reheat your pizza in a pan with a bit of olive oil it's almost like it's fresh.
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ThyCorndog
09/22/17 9:37:48 AM
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DoGCyN posted...
ThyCorndog posted...
cold pizza means just room temp pizza I thought

Cold pizza is taken out of the fridge and eaten right there.

eww
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El Mexicano Texano
09/22/17 9:42:27 AM
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Preach on my brother, away with these heathens
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prettyprincess
09/22/17 9:47:17 AM
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cold pizza is for psychopaths
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AlisLandale
09/22/17 9:54:28 AM
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Cover a cold slice in a wet paper towel and put it in the microwave. Wont be as good as fresh but itll be less dried out.

Tbh I tried the pan but cold pizza never reheats evenly for me like that. No idea what Im doing wrong. >_>
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DevsBro
09/22/17 9:57:16 AM
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One day I want to start a pizzeria that sells cold pizza.

We will sell trillions of pizzas an hour.
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DoGCyN
09/22/17 9:58:03 AM
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DevsBro posted...
We will sell trillions of pizzas an hour.

TRILLIONS!
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Laserion
09/22/17 11:02:20 AM
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DoGCyN posted...
DevsBro posted...
We will sell trillions of pizzas an hour.

TRILLIONS!

A plethora!
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weapon_d00d816
09/22/17 11:04:40 AM
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You need thick pizza crust. People who love cold pizza aren't talking about thin crust.
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SwayM
09/22/17 7:49:19 PM
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DevsBro posted...
One day I want to start a pizzeria that sells cold pizza.

We will sell trillions of pizzas an hour.


"Cold pizzeria goes bankrupt the first day, we spoke to the owner who was on the verge of tears"

"You think we would have sold ONE slice. Some ideas just seem better on paper"
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