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Mr_Briches 09/19/17 10:33:32 PM #1: |
anyway, i have this friend whom i used to wamt to fuck back in the day. and today she admitted that she's BEEN wanting to fuck me. but here's the thing. She's engaged. apparently her fiaance aint shit in bed though. she said shes wanted to ever since i first told i wanted to kiss her years ago. im honestly thinking about it. discuss --- "The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer." ~Edward R. Murrow ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CatFAQS 09/19/17 10:34:25 PM #2: |
this is pathetic. i hope she breaks up with you
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MikeArmstrong 09/19/17 10:34:39 PM #3: |
I like the concept of this topic, but the execution is lacking. You'll get some bites still though.
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x_SaintBoot_x 09/19/17 10:35:21 PM #4: |
Not sure if serious topic or not, but in case it is, leave her and get a better girl in your life.
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Duncanwii 09/19/17 10:36:15 PM #5: |
Dude I've been seeing my gf for over a year and we still haven't banged. Keep it in your pants and don't ruin a marriage come on.
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TrollSlayer11 09/19/17 10:36:25 PM #6: |
If she doesn't live with you then just get some side pussy...
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Mr_Briches 09/19/17 10:44:39 PM #7: |
CatFAQS posted...
this is pathetic. i hope she breaks up with you i smell a feminist --- "The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer." ~Edward R. Murrow ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_Briches 09/19/17 10:46:53 PM #8: |
x_SaintBoot_x posted...
Not sure if serious topic or not, but in case it is, leave her and get a better girl in your life. 100% serious topic. this is the only interesting thing going on in my life right now lol and, but, the booty is fire though and when we do have sex she does EVERYTHING. cant let go of a girl that lets me stick it in her butt, swallows my kids, loves being on top, and will let me do BDSM stuff --- "The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer." ~Edward R. Murrow ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DocileOrangeCup 09/19/17 10:47:17 PM #9: |
d final answer
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stoltenberg11 09/19/17 10:47:52 PM #10: |
yolo
Duncanwii posted... Dude I've been seeing my gf for over a year and we still haven't banged. Keep it in your pants and don't ruin a marriage come on. u wot --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MikeArmstrong 09/19/17 10:48:43 PM #11: |
Duncanwii posted...
Dude I've been seeing my gf for over a year and we still haven't banged. Keep it in your pants and don't ruin a marriage come on. Don't be a beta ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thelovefist 09/19/17 10:49:44 PM #12: |
This happened
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Mr_Briches 09/19/17 10:50:09 PM #13: |
Duncanwii posted...
Dude I've been seeing my gf for over a year and we still haven't banged. Keep it in your pants and don't ruin a marriage come on. you wanna know what my dad always said? well im gonna tell you anyway: "if you aint fuckin her, you best believe someone is." --- "The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer." ~Edward R. Murrow ... Copied to Clipboard!
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REMercsChamp 09/19/17 10:51:24 PM #14: |
You can start off by learning how to make a poll that doesn't look like it was done by a 12 year old
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Mr_Briches 09/19/17 10:53:16 PM #15: |
REMercsChamp posted...
You can start off by learning how to make a poll that doesn't look like it was done by a 12 year old been waitin for some hate --- "The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer." ~Edward R. Murrow ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_Briches 09/19/17 11:21:32 PM #16: |
bump for votes
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Mr_Briches 09/20/17 5:43:34 AM #17: |
another bump for votes
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do_ob_tpkillr 09/20/17 5:48:23 AM #18: |
For goodness sake, even if you have some gripes with your own girlfriend, don't do this to that innocent fiance guy.
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Sativa_Rose 09/20/17 6:49:27 AM #19: |
Wow it sounds like you hang out with some crappy people, though I guess it makes sense given your posts. Sounds like you aren't even trying with the gf
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StucklnMyPants 09/20/17 6:54:32 AM #20: |
You got a couple of nibbles. Time for some more bait.
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salandrews 09/20/17 7:08:23 AM #21: |
Duncanwii posted...
Dude I've been seeing my gf for over a year and we still haven't banged. Keep it in your pants and don't ruin a marriage come on. Maybe you haven't but she sure has --- "This is war. There are no spectator seats on the battlefield." - Griffith ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_Briches 09/20/17 7:43:06 AM #22: |
do_ob_tpkillr posted...
For goodness sake, even if you have some gripes with your own girlfriend, don't do this to that innocent fiance guy. naw, fuck him. ive always thought Adam was full of himself. imma be happy if i decide to fuck his bitch --- "The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer." ~Edward R. Murrow ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 09/20/17 7:45:31 AM #23: |
If you lack the moral compass to think about other people's feelings in this scenario, then just trust in the fact that messing around on the side with other women is a complication and more trouble than it's worth for yourself.
Break up or confront original girlfriend about issues. 4 months is way too early to be having these kinds of pangs. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Very_Unreliable 09/20/17 7:49:18 AM #24: |
She's probably cheating on you. So do it.
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Mr_Briches 09/20/17 7:51:40 AM #25: |
StucklnMyPants posted...
You got a couple of nibbles. Time for some more bait. it's not bait bro. here: http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/256350e24516c56dc5c705642885937d --- "The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer." ~Edward R. Murrow ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KiwiTerraRizing 09/20/17 7:54:05 AM #26: |
Break up with your girl first then do it and tell the fiancé to save him from marrying a nasty lying whore.
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Mr_Briches 09/20/17 8:16:37 AM #27: |
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Break up with your girl first then do it and tell the fiancé to save him from marrying a nasty lying whore. but i dont want to break up. might tell the other guy though --- "The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer." ~Edward R. Murrow ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darkman124 09/20/17 8:18:05 AM #28: |
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Mr_Briches 09/20/17 8:22:11 AM #29: |
Darkman124 posted...
sorry i dont spend every day on here and onoy post when interesting shit is going on in my life lol im sure youre proud of your "karma" --- "The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer." ~Edward R. Murrow ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darkman124 09/20/17 8:29:29 AM #30: |
just noting exactly how much this happened
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Mr_Briches 09/20/17 8:40:33 AM #31: |
Darkman124 posted...
just noting exactly how much this happened already posted a screenie for you non believers. and gonna post more screenies some time today. this my only account. i barely get on this shit --- "The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer." ~Edward R. Murrow ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DelianSK 09/20/17 8:44:47 AM #32: |
Pics of all involved?
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_Near_ 09/20/17 8:47:13 AM #33: |
love is a lie so go crazy
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Darkman124 09/20/17 8:57:17 AM #34: |
Mr_Briches posted...
ok. in that case, you're an asshole instead of a troll --- And when the hourglass has run out, eternity asks you about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EverDownward 09/20/17 8:59:49 AM #35: |
No. If you're having doubts you either talk to her in hopes of reconciling or flat out end the relationship but don't cheat. If you feel like you'd be better off with another girl, then at least do your current girlfriend the favor and end it so you're not dicking her around.
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Mr_Briches 09/20/17 9:09:13 AM #36: |
DelianSK posted...
Pics of all involved? no. some creepy fuck will be stalky and google image search them if i do. i dont want to involve randoms in any way. both girls would get pissed at me. i can see someone from this site messaging one of the girls like a dick --- "The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer." ~Edward R. Murrow ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_Briches 09/20/17 9:09:30 AM #37: |
Darkman124 posted...
Mr_Briches posted... this i cant deny --- "The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer." ~Edward R. Murrow ... Copied to Clipboard!
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StrikeGently 09/20/17 9:10:57 AM #38: |
Yeah, that isn't you. The dude's profile that uploaded that has a completely different style and tone of voice than any of your writing.
Even if somehow this is a true scenario, don't be a trash person. Break up with her, then do what you'll do. No need to be a coward about it. --- The World Is An Ocean, Make A Splash. http://i.imgur.com/vrAh76k.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_Briches 09/20/17 9:12:00 AM #39: |
StrikeGently posted...
Yeah, that isn't you. The dude's profile that uploaded that has a completely different style and tone of voice than any of your writing. im a gentleman with the bitches and my work. you gotta play the board right brotha --- "The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer." ~Edward R. Murrow ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mathdebate 09/20/17 9:14:36 AM #40: |
I found your girlfriend via your Newgrounds profile that linked to your Facebook. Hm.
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Mr_Briches 09/20/17 9:16:36 AM #41: |
Mathdebate posted...
I found your girlfriend via your Newgrounds profile that linked to your Facebook. Hm. she's not on there in any way, shape, or form lol i have 3 FB accounts why you lying? but thanks for proving me right about yall being stalkerish, creepin' motherfuckers --- "The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer." ~Edward R. Murrow ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_Briches 09/20/17 9:30:07 AM #42: |
can i get 100 votes??
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That_Happened 09/20/17 9:34:22 AM #43: |
By the power vested in me, I assure you that this happened.
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voldothegr8 09/20/17 9:36:52 AM #45: |
She's going to cheat on her fiance regardless so may as well be you. Sounds like your current relationship is dead anyway so go tap that shit son!
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Mr_Briches 09/20/17 9:42:06 AM #46: |
voldothegr8 posted...
She's going to cheat on her fiance regardless so may as well be you. Sounds like your current relationship is dead anyway so go tap that shit son! props for reminding me of Rick from Rick and Morty --- "The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer." ~Edward R. Murrow ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_Briches 09/20/17 9:45:41 AM #47: |
i wonder if i should shave my balls
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Mr_Briches 09/20/17 10:28:25 AM #48: |
bumolp for votes. i want 100
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Sativa_Rose 09/20/17 10:28:52 AM #49: |
Mr_Briches posted...
i wonder if i should shave my balls You should, all the way off ;) --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_Briches 09/20/17 10:51:03 AM #50: |
Sativa_Rose posted...
Mr_Briches posted...i wonder if i should shave my balls mmmm, you into that kinky shit, huh mama --- "The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer." ~Edward R. Murrow ... Copied to Clipboard!
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creativeme 09/20/17 10:59:45 AM #51: |
just dump your gf and bang the chick. if you don't bang her some other dude will. she's gonna cheat no matter what.
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