Current Events > Scenario: You're making a PB&J sandwich.

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You find maybe four or five ants on the lid of the peanut butter. One more dead on the outside of the jar, presumably smashed when you opened the jar. You only discover this after you've spread it over the bread. After inspection, you find one more ant that's in the peanut butter on the bread. You don't find anymore, but it's crunchy peanut butter so it could just be hidden. These are the last sliced of bread you have in the house and it's 1:30 in the morning.

Do you eat the sandwich?

cuz this is the dilemma I'm currently facing
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I ate the sandwich

I might die now
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If you knew the amount of bugs that crawled into your mouth when you sleep at night you wouldn't bat an eye at this.
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I wear a penis gag at night so no bugs get in
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If it's sealed badly enough to let bugs in, it's very likely already started to go rancid.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

If you knew the amount of bugs that crawled into your mouth when you sleep at night you wouldn't bat an eye at this.

Urban legend.

Let's eat, I'll suck down some invertebrates.
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pegusus123456 posted...

I wear a penis gag at night so no bugs get in

I hope you cover your nostrils with a set of balls because it gets in there too.



....were still talking about bugs right?
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Questionmarktarius posted...

If it's sealed badly enough to let bugs in, it's very likely already started to go rancid.

Dude, it's peanut butter
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pegusus123456 posted...

Questionmarktarius posted...

If it's sealed badly enough to let bugs in, it's very likely already started to go rancid.

Dude, it's peanut butter

https://www.livescience.com/32178-can-peanut-butter-go-bad.html

I would burn the house down just to be safe.
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Questionmarktarius posted...

pegusus123456 posted...

Questionmarktarius posted...

If it's sealed badly enough to let bugs in, it's very likely already started to go rancid.

Dude, it's peanut butter

https://www.livescience.com/32178-can-peanut-butter-go-bad.html

"Peanut butter can go rancid in about a year and lose its flavor."
"rancidification typically sets in about nine to 12 months after purchase"
"Health-wise, however, rancid peanut butter is not something to really worry about. “It won’t hurt you if you eat it — it will just taste bad,”"

Yeah, I'm really worried that this maybe month old jar of peanut butter that didn't have the cap screwed on all the way is rotting.
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I spike the peanut butter sandwich on the floor like a football and vow to the seven gods to not rest until I've rooted out and killed the entire ant colony. I will not tolerate infestation.
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SpiralDrift posted...

I spike the peanut butter sandwich on the floor like a football and vow to the seven gods to not rest until I've rooted out and killed the entire ant colony. I will not tolerate infestation.

I like this guy's moxie.
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SpiralDrift posted...

I spike the peanut butter sandwich on the floor like a football and vow to the seven gods to not rest until I've rooted out and killed the entire ant colony. I will not tolerate infestation.

lmfao
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