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ssj3vegeta2
09/18/17 10:52:23 AM
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Also, If by some miracle he does acquire a cute white gf, what does he have to do to keep her from not breaking up with him for another more attractive person?



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-Van_Zan-
09/18/17 11:06:35 AM
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Be white.
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MikeArmstrong
09/18/17 11:07:16 AM
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Suck some dick
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EffectAndCause
09/18/17 11:07:59 AM
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Settle for fatties.
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SSJGrimReaper
09/18/17 11:09:51 AM
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you gotta have $$$$

or be popular on the internet
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MikeArmstrong
09/18/17 11:10:15 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
you gotta have $$$$

or be popular on the internet

Or be reborn with the X-Men charcaters
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Kazi1212
09/18/17 11:11:08 AM
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Either have money or agree to cuck, the second option is probably more of a possibility for you
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giantblimpN7
09/18/17 11:11:10 AM
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MikeArmstrong posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
you gotta have $$$$

or be popular on the internet

Or be reborn with the X-Men charcaters

Every time
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MikeArmstrong
09/18/17 11:11:32 AM
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giantblimpN7 posted...
MikeArmstrong posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
you gotta have $$$$

or be popular on the internet

Or be reborn with the X-Men charcaters

Every time

Oh shit!!
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judasmaiden15
09/18/17 11:12:18 AM
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Wear skinny jeans and jordans and a shirt all in the same color among with a hat with an unbent brim and tilt it up at an obtuse angle
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Milkman5
09/18/17 11:12:58 AM
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Kazi1212 posted...
Either have money or agree to cuck, the second option is probably more of a possibility for you
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DoctorVader
09/18/17 11:14:51 AM
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Gay porn.
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ssj3vegeta2
09/18/17 11:41:21 AM
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mortimerjames
09/18/17 11:42:50 AM
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never post on ce again
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Kazi1212
09/18/17 11:44:38 AM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...
What do you have to do if you have money?


You call an escort service that will pretend to be your gf or go find gold diggers, wear a Rolex and the bitches come knockin
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ssj3vegeta2
09/18/17 11:45:42 AM
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SSJGrimReaper
09/18/17 11:47:51 AM
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Kazi1212
09/18/17 11:50:01 AM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...
Where does one find gold digger bitches???


They'll come to you. Just go about your life but make sure you flaunt how much money you got, get expensive cars and watches and shit like that
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awesome999
09/18/17 11:50:17 AM
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Pics of you TC so I can assess your so-called "ugliness"
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Zodd3224
09/18/17 11:54:03 AM
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Make em laugh
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ssj3vegeta2
09/18/17 5:42:11 PM
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