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Horus_Leftfield
09/18/17 9:15:52 AM
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Would you be an illegal immigrant?


You have the option to alter the universe and make yourself an illegal immigrant. Your appearance doesn't have to change if you don't want it to, but every record of your documented legal status disappears as if it never existed. This means you're now at risk of being caught and deported to Mexico. You also face all whatever career limitations and day to day difficulties you imagine an illegal immigrant would ordinarily face owing to you lack of documentation. However, if you choose to work certain jobs, it means you'll now get to be paid under the table, which means you won't be taxed on your income or have any deductions taken out of your paycheck for insurance. Also, you'll be eligible for whatever public assistance you imagine an illegal immigrant has access to. You gain the ability to speak fluent Spanish. However, your entire family also becomes undocumented so you can't rely on them for a path to citizenship. They're now at risk of deportation too, and all of your extended family now live across the border in Mexico.
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Wedge Antilles
09/18/17 9:17:22 AM
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Of course not, that's stupid.
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Irony
09/18/17 9:17:51 AM
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Uh no
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MikeArmstrong
09/18/17 9:18:03 AM
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Wedge Antilles posted...
Of course not, that's stupid.
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Trigg3rH4ppy
09/18/17 9:19:38 AM
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Horus_Leftfield posted...
However, if you choose to work certain jobs, it means you'll now get to be paid under the table, which means you won't be taxed on your income or have any deductions taken out of your paycheck for insurance

I can do that without being an illegal though
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unpleasant_milk
09/18/17 9:20:19 AM
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MikeArmstrong posted...
Wedge Antilles posted...
Of course not, that's stupid.

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thelovefist
09/18/17 9:20:30 AM
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ROD pls
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Coolppl Owns
09/18/17 9:20:44 AM
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Lol this topic
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DevsBro
09/18/17 9:21:15 AM
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I feel like this topic is an attempt to get people to change their opinion without even addressing the primary concern.

I don't think anybody wants to deport II's for having it too easy.
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RE_expert44
09/18/17 9:21:27 AM
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Do i get a Mexican hat and one of those sheet things?
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-Van_Zan-
09/18/17 9:30:52 AM
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No, but I'd switch places with a Texas border patrol.
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Talks
09/18/17 9:33:51 AM
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There doesn't have to be some kind of magic spell. You can just start living in another country and you can experience what it's like to be an illegal immigrant.
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assassinCrash
09/18/17 9:34:37 AM
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I'm already an illegal immigrant but in the process of getting citizenship status.
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Horus_Leftfield
09/18/17 11:02:13 AM
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Up
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thelovefist
09/18/17 11:06:34 AM
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Horus_Leftfield posted...
Up

thelovefist posted...
ROD pls

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