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frozenshock 09/16/17 4:21:23 PM #1:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4SK6jhhqtk http://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article159460374.html https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-self-in-penis-police-say --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:886720462] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4SK6jhhqtk http://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article159460374.html https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-self-in-penis-police-say</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheVipaGTS 09/16/17 4:22:55 PM #2:	A gun safety class should be mandatory for anyone looking to buy a gun. Looking to buy it for someone else? That person needs to take the class too. --- Dallas Cowboys: 1 - 0 <cite>TheVipaGTS posted [p:886720538] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote>A gun safety class should be mandatory for anyone looking to buy a gun. Looking to buy it for someone else? That person needs to take the class too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FreedomEtrtment 09/17/17 10:32:58 PM #3:	Florida man <cite>FreedomEtrtment posted [p:886797821] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote>Florida man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Endofall 09/20/17 4:24:39 AM #4:	Is he related to Chicago man who bit off his own dick? <cite>Endofall posted [p:886937842] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote>Is he related to Chicago man who bit off his own dick?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaliesto 09/20/17 4:27:39 AM #5:	FreedomEtrtment posted... Florida man Strikes Again --- It's not stupidity, it's something much worse. It's... the GameSpot comment section!-Stebsis Gimme dat, gimme dat, gimme dat DramaFAQs-misterbum <cite>Kaliesto posted [p:886937892] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote><cite>FreedomEtrtment posted...</cite> <quote>Florida man</quote> Strikes Again</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 09/20/17 4:41:13 AM #6:	frozenshock posted... https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-self-in-penis-police-say Whoa, there are penis police now? --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:886938170] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote><cite>frozenshock posted...</cite> <quote>https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-self-in-penis-police-say</quote> Whoa, there are penis police now?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kineth 09/20/17 4:41:50 AM #7:	Plaxico Buress sighting. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. <cite>Kineth posted [p:886938184] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote>Plaxico Buress sighting.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FratMilkyHolme 09/22/17 3:25:04 AM #8:	That's unsanitary <cite>FratMilkyHolme posted [p:887064200] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote>That's unsanitary</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Endofall 09/24/17 3:31:51 AM #9:	Is he the relative of the guy in chicago that bit his off? <cite>Endofall posted [p:887181871] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote>Is he the relative of the guy in chicago that bit his off?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 09/24/17 3:43:40 AM #10:	Endofall posted... Is he the relative of the guy in chicago that bit his off? He bit off his own penis? That's actually impressive --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:887182169] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote><cite>Endofall posted...</cite> <quote>Is he the relative of the guy in chicago that bit his off?</quote> He bit off his own penis? That's actually impressive</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
badasstion 09/24/17 3:44:23 AM #11:	Omg.. The state Florida is phallic in shape.. The Florida Penisula! <cite>badasstion posted [p:887182181] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote>Omg.. The state Florida is phallic in shape.. The Florida Penisula!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 09/24/17 4:06:15 AM #13:	TheVipaGTS posted... A gun safety class should be mandatory for anyone looking to buy a gun. Looking to buy it for someone else? That person needs to take the class too. everyone gets to go to class again. --- His hair cracks me up, It's like if vaudeville and feudal Japan did the fusion dance on his head - Yaridovich <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:887182698] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheVipaGTS posted...</cite> <quote>A gun safety class should be mandatory for anyone looking to buy a gun. Looking to buy it for someone else? That person needs to take the class too.</quote> everyone gets to go to class again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FratMilkyHolme 09/25/17 10:05:33 PM #14:	That's unsanitary <cite>FratMilkyHolme posted [p:887293998] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote>That's unsanitary</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FratMilkyHolme 09/27/17 8:26:13 PM #15:	That's unsanitary <cite>FratMilkyHolme posted [p:887413653] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote>That's unsanitary</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IHeartRadiation 09/29/17 6:30:18 PM #16:	I wonder if I can be a Florida man one day. --- I enjoy the finer points of ham <cite>IHeartRadiation posted [p:887530707] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote>I wonder if I can be a Florida man one day.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 09/29/17 6:31:41 PM #17:	TheVipaGTS posted... A gun safety class should be mandatory for anyone looking to buy a gun. Looking to buy it for someone else? That person needs to take the class too. You're not actually familiar with gun laws, are you? Yet here you are with an opinion on how they should change. Buying a gun for someone else is a straw purchase and is illegal. --- gr8 b8 m8 <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:887530780] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheVipaGTS posted...</cite> <quote>A gun safety class should be mandatory for anyone looking to buy a gun. Looking to buy it for someone else? That person needs to take the class too.</quote> You're not actually familiar with gun laws, are you? Yet here you are with an opinion on how they should change. Buying a gun for someone else is a straw purchase and is illegal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 09/29/17 6:31:47 PM #18:	Pepys Monster posted... TheVipaGTS posted... A gun safety class should be mandatory for anyone looking to buy a gun. Looking to buy it for someone else? That person needs to take the class too. You're not actually familiar with gun laws, are you? Yet here you are with an opinion on how they should change. Buying a gun for someone else is a straw purchase and is illegal. Do you think gun safety class should be mandatory for people looking to buy their first gun? --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad (1-2): https://i.imgur.com/6HFuomJ.png (Updated Weekly) <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:887530784] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheVipaGTS posted...</cite> <quote>A gun safety class should be mandatory for anyone looking to buy a gun. Looking to buy it for someone else? That person needs to take the class too.</quote> You're not actually familiar with gun laws, are you? Yet here you are with an opinion on how they should change. Buying a gun for someone else is a straw purchase and is illegal.</quote> Do you think gun safety class should be mandatory for people looking to buy their first gun?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 09/29/17 6:37:10 PM #19:	Muffinz0rz posted... Pepys Monster posted... TheVipaGTS posted... A gun safety class should be mandatory for anyone looking to buy a gun. Looking to buy it for someone else? That person needs to take the class too. You're not actually familiar with gun laws, are you? Yet here you are with an opinion on how they should change. Buying a gun for someone else is a straw purchase and is illegal. Do you think gun safety class should be mandatory for people looking to buy their first gun? In my jurisdiction, you have to pass a written safety test, and then demonstrate that you know how to safely operate a handgun. I don't think a mandatory class is necessary at all if you have an understanding of gun safety. --- gr8 b8 m8 <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:887531101] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheVipaGTS posted...</cite> <quote>A gun safety class should be mandatory for anyone looking to buy a gun. Looking to buy it for someone else? That person needs to take the class too.</quote> You're not actually familiar with gun laws, are you? Yet here you are with an opinion on how they should change. Buying a gun for someone else is a straw purchase and is illegal.</quote> Do you think gun safety class should be mandatory for people looking to buy their first gun?</quote> In my jurisdiction, you have to pass a written safety test, and then demonstrate that you know how to safely operate a handgun. I don't think a mandatory class is necessary at all if you have an understanding of gun safety.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 09/29/17 6:38:32 PM #20:	Pepys Monster posted... Muffinz0rz posted... Pepys Monster posted... TheVipaGTS posted... A gun safety class should be mandatory for anyone looking to buy a gun. Looking to buy it for someone else? That person needs to take the class too. You're not actually familiar with gun laws, are you? Yet here you are with an opinion on how they should change. Buying a gun for someone else is a straw purchase and is illegal. Do you think gun safety class should be mandatory for people looking to buy their first gun? In my jurisdiction, you have to pass a written safety test, and then demonstrate that you know how to safely operate a handgun. I don't think a mandatory class is necessary at all if you have an understanding of gun safety. I guess "class" isn't the best word, but at least there's a test and a demonstration "course." --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad (1-2): https://i.imgur.com/6HFuomJ.png (Updated Weekly) <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:887531186] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheVipaGTS posted...</cite> <quote>A gun safety class should be mandatory for anyone looking to buy a gun. Looking to buy it for someone else? That person needs to take the class too.</quote> You're not actually familiar with gun laws, are you? Yet here you are with an opinion on how they should change. Buying a gun for someone else is a straw purchase and is illegal.</quote> Do you think gun safety class should be mandatory for people looking to buy their first gun?</quote> In my jurisdiction, you have to pass a written safety test, and then demonstrate that you know how to safely operate a handgun. I don't think a mandatory class is necessary at all if you have an understanding of gun safety.</quote> I guess "class" isn't the best word, but at least there's a test and a demonstration "course."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FreedomEtrtment 10/03/17 1:38:25 AM #22:	You really are fucking crazy Mudcrab. <cite>FreedomEtrtment posted [p:887711551] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote>You really are fucking crazy Mudcrab.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Atralis 10/03/17 1:43:37 AM #23:	This will teach them kids not to do that. <cite>Atralis posted [p:887711727] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote>This will teach them kids not to do that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 10/03/17 1:44:54 AM #24:	Wow. Talk about getting ahead of yourself. --- http://i.imgur.com/ZmnQZTn.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vrlyRsN.jpg <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:887711772] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote>Wow. Talk about getting ahead of yourself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 10/03/17 1:46:23 AM #25:	IHeartRadiation posted... I wonder if I can be a Florida man one day. gotta get on the news for a start and live in florida. only 1 step away from fulfilling your dream. --- His hair cracks me up, It's like if vaudeville and feudal Japan did the fusion dance on his head - Yaridovich <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:887711814] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote><cite>IHeartRadiation posted...</cite> <quote>I wonder if I can be a Florida man one day.</quote> gotta get on the news for a start and live in florida. only 1 step away from fulfilling your dream.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Endofall 10/07/17 2:27:25 AM #27:	littlebro07 posted... Endofall posted... Is he the relative of the guy in chicago that bit his off? He bit off his own penis? That's actually impressive Actually he cut it off. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-cuts-off-penis-video-chicago-rampage-police-a7860186.html Must've got my incidents mixed up lol, on hindsight biting your own dick off sounds cartoonishly ridiculous lmao but this is still extremely ridiculous <cite>Endofall posted [p:887965175] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Endofall posted...</cite> <quote>Is he the relative of the guy in chicago that bit his off?</quote> He bit off his own penis? That's actually impressive</quote> Actually he cut it off. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-cuts-off-penis-video-chicago-rampage-police-a7860186.html Must've got my incidents mixed up lol, on hindsight biting your own dick off sounds cartoonishly ridiculous lmao but this is still extremely ridiculous</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SageHarpuia 10/08/17 11:36:32 PM #29:	You can't even shoot your own penis off without those damned cops sticking their nose in it. --- My name is Harpuia, one of the four Guardians of Master X and General of the Strong Air Battalion, The Rekku Army. <cite>SageHarpuia posted [p:888076834] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote>You can't even shoot your own penis off without those damned cops sticking their nose in it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Karate_II 10/08/17 11:40:31 PM #30:	Topic title is sorta misleading, he isn't being charged because he accidentally shot himself, he's being charged because he's a convicted felon. --- Currently Playing: Resident Evil 6 Mercenaries Mode. <cite>Mr_Karate_II posted [p:888077089] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote>Topic title is sorta misleading, he isn't being charged because he accidentally shot himself, he's being charged because he's a convicted felon.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FratMilkyHolme 10/11/17 4:57:40 AM #31:	SageHarpuia posted... You can't even shoot your own penis off without those damned cops sticking their nose in it. lmao <cite>FratMilkyHolme posted [p:888216698] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote><cite>SageHarpuia posted...</cite> <quote>You can't even shoot your own penis off without those damned cops sticking their nose in it.</quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CartmanMustDie 10/13/17 2:28:49 AM #32:	Jupiter woman http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/their-affair-exposed-woman-tries-run-over-daughter-husband/48TrsdqK1NFkNM5JYqLmuM/ <cite>CartmanMustDie posted [p:888343148] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote>Jupiter woman http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/their-affair-exposed-woman-tries-run-over-daughter-husband/48TrsdqK1NFkNM5JYqLmuM/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crazyman93 10/13/17 2:32:21 AM #33:	This might be a rare Darwin Awardee who can accept his award in person. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks <cite>Crazyman93 posted [p:888343242] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote>This might be a rare Darwin Awardee who can accept his award in person.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CartmanMustDie 10/15/17 2:53:18 AM #34:	Jupiter woman http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/their-affair-exposed-woman-tries-run-over-daughter-husband/48TrsdqK1NFkNM5JYqLmuM/ <cite>CartmanMustDie posted [p:888460409] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote>Jupiter woman http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/their-affair-exposed-woman-tries-run-over-daughter-husband/48TrsdqK1NFkNM5JYqLmuM/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThanksUglyGod 10/15/17 2:55:47 AM #35:	SageHarpuia posted... You can't even shoot your own penis off without those damned cops sticking their nose in it. I know right?! This fucking nanny state. <cite>ThanksUglyGod posted [p:888460468] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote><cite>SageHarpuia posted...</cite> <quote>You can't even shoot your own penis off without those damned cops sticking their nose in it.</quote> I know right?! This fucking nanny state.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FratMilkyHolme 10/17/17 3:26:00 AM #36:	ThanksUglyGod posted... SageHarpuia posted... You can't even shoot your own penis off without those damned cops sticking their nose in it. I know right?! This fucking nanny state. lmao <cite>FratMilkyHolme posted [p:888584803] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThanksUglyGod posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SageHarpuia posted...</cite> <quote>You can't even shoot your own penis off without those damned cops sticking their nose in it.</quote> I know right?! This fucking nanny state.</quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 10/17/17 3:27:48 AM #37:	This topic is nearly one month old. --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:888584841] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote>This topic is nearly one month old.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FratMilkyHolme 10/19/17 5:31:24 AM #38:	ok <cite>FratMilkyHolme posted [p:888715195] in Florida ma... [t:75782171]...</cite> <quote>ok</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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